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Re: The situation game
« Reply #60 on: March 07, 2011, 06:37:19 PM »
A: Cling clang clung scraaape Pyramid Head has come to rape.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #61 on: March 07, 2011, 06:50:32 PM »


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Re: The situation game
« Reply #62 on: March 07, 2011, 06:55:50 PM »


Q: Random reaches 1000 members.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #63 on: March 07, 2011, 06:59:02 PM »
Ban all VIPs.

>Surprise! You've been ambushed by ninjas! You have a six shooter. There are 9 Ninjas.
>>Wat do?

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2011, 07:00:48 PM »
Ban all VIPs.

>Surprise! You've been ambushed by ninjas! You have a six shooter. There are 9 Ninjas.
>>Wat do?

Open dictionary, find definition of six shooter, die while searching.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #65 on: March 07, 2011, 07:04:47 PM »
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Re: The situation game
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #67 on: March 07, 2011, 07:13:43 PM »
A: Buy new asian.

Q: Any trace of the internet is forcefully removed from the planet.

point a gun at chinese president's head until he agrees to stop fucking with the net

cuba becomes a state.what do?

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #68 on: March 07, 2011, 08:07:06 PM »
point a gun at chinese president's head until he agrees to stop fucking with the net

cuba becomes a state.what do?
A: Sell old Cuba
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #69 on: March 07, 2011, 08:09:03 PM »
A: Give her a D in her A.

Q: You get a rather large boner while giving a speech.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #70 on: March 07, 2011, 08:10:25 PM »
A: Give her a D in her A.

Q: You get a rather large boner while giving a speech.

A: You're behind the podium so you'll be fine.

Q: Pedobear is at your bedroom door, right now.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #71 on: March 07, 2011, 08:14:24 PM »
A: You're behind the podium so you'll be fine.

Q: Pedobear is at your bedroom door, right now.

A: You're trapped, just let it happen.

Q: You come home one day to find all your electronic equipment gone.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #72 on: March 07, 2011, 08:21:58 PM »
A: You're trapped, just let it happen.

Q: You come home one day to find all your electronic equipment gone.
A: Go on a fucking rampage until I can get my shit back.

Q: You are on a trip to Mars but you overshoot the target, so you are now about to plunge into Jupiter, also the last astronaut diaper has just been soiled by your retarded team mate.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2011, 09:16:25 AM »
A: In space, noone can hear you say no.


Q: You are in Pedobear's room. He is sleeping, and you find a big box full of condoms and lube.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2011, 11:42:51 AM »
A: You begin to panic, thoughts of what is to come sweep through your mind. All of the sudden the door explodes. Crab Nicholson emerges!

"ARE YOU READY FOR THAT RESCUE NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!"

Nicholson hoists you up with his massive claws and whisks you away to safety.


Q: Why can't I shoot up?


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