The situation game

[Deathie]

A: Cling clang clung scraaape Pyramid Head has come to rape.

Q: You encounter a group of homosexual bikers, their motorcycles leave a trail of rainbows.

A: Catch it in a glass jar and attempt to sell it to a poe trader.

Q: Your argument is invalid.

[cogsandspigots]

Q: Random reaches 1000 members.

[Cheesicle]

Q: Random reaches 1000 members.

Give soup admin.

Coolz give you soup admin

[Deacon]

Ban all VIPs.

>Surprise! You've been ambushed by ninjas! You have a six shooter. There are 9 Ninjas.
>>Wat do?

[Cheesicle]

Ban all VIPs.

>Surprise! You've been ambushed by ninjas! You have a six shooter. There are 9 Ninjas.
>>Wat do?

Open dictionary, find definition of six shooter, die while searching.

Deacon becomes chinese. what do?

[coolzeldad]

A: Buy new asian.

Q: Any trace of the internet is forcefully removed from the planet.

[Deacon]

A: Buy new asian.

Y U NEED NEW ME?!

[Cheesicle]

A: Buy new asian.

Q: Any trace of the internet is forcefully removed from the planet.

point a gun at chinese president's head until he agrees to stop fucking with the net

cuba becomes a state.what do?

[Peetah]

point a gun at chinese president's head until he agrees to stop fucking with the net

cuba becomes a state.what do?

A: Sell old Cuba
Q: Teacher asks for sexual favor? >:3

[Foofoojack]

A: Give her a D in her A.

Q: You get a rather large boner while giving a speech.

[Rocket50]

A: Give her a D in her A.

Q: You get a rather large boner while giving a speech.

A: You're behind the podium so you'll be fine.

Q: Pedobear is at your bedroom door, right now.

[Foofoojack]

A: You're behind the podium so you'll be fine.

Q: Pedobear is at your bedroom door, right now.

A: You're trapped, just let it happen.

Q: You come home one day to find all your electronic equipment gone.

[Supertoaster]

A: You're trapped, just let it happen.

Q: You come home one day to find all your electronic equipment gone.

A: Go on a fucking rampage until I can get my shit back.

Q: You are on a trip to Mars but you overshoot the target, so you are now about to plunge into Jupiter, also the last astronaut diaper has just been soiled by your retarded team mate.

[Frank]

A: In space, noone can hear you say no.


Q: You are in Pedobear's room. He is sleeping, and you find a big box full of condoms and lube.

[Deathie]

A: You begin to panic, thoughts of what is to come sweep through your mind. All of the sudden the door explodes. Crab Nicholson emerges!

"ARE YOU READY FOR THAT RESCUE NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!"

Nicholson hoists you up with his massive claws and whisks you away to safety.


Q: Why can't I shoot up?