The situation game

[somerandomguy09]

Got bored and just had an idea for a little forum game. So here's how it goes, first answer the person above you's situation then write your own situation and so on and so forth

example :

Rnd Member 1:

Situations:(insert clever situation)

Rnd Member 2:

Answer to above situation^

Own Situation -



I'll start this off


SITUATION: Zombies are everywhere all you have is a pencil and some paper.

[cogsandspigots]

I write about how this is on the wrong board.


My Situation: This thread is on the wrong board.

[Foofoojack]

Answer: Light the paper on fire, and find a way to stick it to the pencil. Then stab all the zombies until you win.

Situation: Your dog rises from the dog and wants to eat you, but you love it so much.

[Frank]

Answer: Light the paper on fire, and find a way to stick it to the pencil. Then stab all the zombies until you win.

Situation: Your dog rises from the dog and wants to eat you, but you love it so much.

Answer: Take a shit and walk out.

Situation: Zeus farts.

[cogsandspigots]

Answer: Take a shit and walk out.

Situation: Zeus farts.

A large fire breaks out in your bathroom.

[somerandomguy09]

Answer: Piss on it i had plenty of 4 locos
Situation: Your in class when all of a sudden your father runs in and kills everyone with his hunting rifle he walks up to you and demands a hershy bar; you look into your backpack and find a snickers.

[coolzeldad]

You eat the snickers bar slowly.. staring into your father's infuriated eyes.

You discovered the location of a nearby armed secret nuclear launch facility.

//Thread Moved

[Alphaggot]

Launch all nukes and have a fun nuclear winter.

You can't decide between Pepsi or Cola.

[cogsandspigots]

Say screw it and grab a Dr Pepper.

You find a charge on your credit card for a gay strip club.

[ursus]

Say screw it and grab a Dr Pepper.

You find a charge on your credit card for a gay strip club.

Go to the strip club, and work the charge off.

You find out that there's a zombie apocalypse, but it will be over in a couple months.

[Devie]

Go to the strip club, and work the charge off.

You find out that there's a zombie apocalypse, but it will be over in a couple months.

Answer: Go hide somewhere with someone and have nothing but apocalyptic sex.

Situation: Your 15 year old daughter tells you she's pregnant.

[Cake Faice]

Answer: Go hide somewhere with someone and have nothing but apocalyptic sex.

Situation: Your 15 year old daughter tells you she's pregnant.

Answer: Haul her ass off to the abortionist clinic.

Situation: You've just took a massive shit and you ran out of toilet paper through-out your whole house.

[coolzeldad]

Answer: Napkins.

Siutation: You've been working on a map for 3 months in hammer and the vmf gets corrupted with no backups, autosaves, or previous compiles.

[c0mp1337]

Answer: Napkins.

Siutation: You've been working on a map for 3 months in hammer and the vmf gets corrupted with no backups, autosaves, or previous compiles.

answer: work on it again

situation: Derp

[Moo]

answer: ban ^

situation: you get pushed out of a helicopter and u have a giant towel