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Re: The situation game
« Reply #75 on: March 08, 2011, 11:45:08 AM »
A: Because earth's gravity doesn't allow it and because it's not easy to get it out of your hair.

Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #76 on: March 08, 2011, 01:42:57 PM »
 :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no:


Detective spawns with C4 and newton launcher.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #77 on: March 08, 2011, 01:45:47 PM »
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 01:42:57 PM
:yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no:


Detective spawns with C4 and newton launcher.

A: Kill Detective and run around the server saying "IM INNO. I KILLED A TRATUR"

Q: Your computer turns into a stack of condoms. Wat do?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2011, 01:52:35 PM »
Put it on my hard drive.  :-\

You are caught by a giant  :bugcatchingnet:.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2011, 03:54:13 PM »
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 01:52:35 PM
Put it on my hard drive.  :-\

You are caught by a giant  :bugcatchingnet:.

cut yourself out.

I aim to get an "A" on a test, but end up getting 34%. What do?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2011, 04:40:41 PM »
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 03:54:13 PM
cut yourself out.

I aim to get an "A" on a test, but end up getting 34%. What do?
A: Resort to sexual favors.

Q: You become president of America for 1 day.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2011, 04:43:02 PM »
Quote from: Peetah on March 08, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
A: Resort to sexual favors.

Q: You become president of America for 1 day.

A: Nuke Canada

Q: Canada is Nuked.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2011, 04:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Peetah on March 08, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
A: Resort to sexual favors.

Q: You become president of America for 1 day.

A: Ban business from political influence, take half of the military budget, divert to education, bomb the southerners.

Q: You have just bombed the South, and there is now threat of another Civil War. What is your course of action?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2011, 04:47:29 PM »
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 04:43:02 PM
A: Nuke Canada

Q: Canada is Nuked.

Assassinate the President of the USA

Deathie is assassinated
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2011, 04:58:32 PM »
I come back on the third day.

I rise from the dead.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2011, 05:01:28 PM »
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 04:58:32 PM
I come back on the third day.

I rise from the dead.
Make a holiday. (unless you try to eat me, then I'll just chop your head off)

You discover a new intelligent species inside your coffee mug.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2011, 05:02:50 PM »
Drink to acquire intelligence.

You have just drank a strange creature thinking it would make you smart. You begin to feel a little sick. Wat do?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2011, 05:03:53 PM »
Sell your body to Canada.

Canada is infested by zombies because someone drank a parasite.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2011, 05:06:12 PM »
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 05:03:53 PM
Sell your body to Canada.

Canada is infested by zombies because someone drank a parasite.

Build a fence around Canada, because this is America and all our problems can be solved by large fences.

A large portion of a fence built to keep terrorists/zombies out of America has fallen, and there are people pouring through.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2011, 05:07:26 PM »
Check to see if Jim Carry is OK. Get him out of there. Then nuke Canada.

Cancer rates explode in the Northern US due to so much radiation from Canada.
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