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Title: The situation game
Post by: somerandomguy09 on March 06, 2011, 02:37:45 PM
Got bored and just had an idea for a little forum game. So here's how it goes, first answer the person above you's situation then write your own situation and so on and so forth

example :

Rnd Member 1:

Situations:(insert clever situation)

Rnd Member 2:

Answer to above situation^

Own Situation -



I'll start this off


SITUATION: Zombies are everywhere all you have is a pencil and some paper.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 06, 2011, 02:47:52 PM
I write about how this is on the wrong board.


My Situation: This thread is on the wrong board.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 06, 2011, 02:51:15 PM
Answer: Light the paper on fire, and find a way to stick it to the pencil. Then stab all the zombies until you win.

Situation: Your dog rises from the dog and wants to eat you, but you love it so much.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 06, 2011, 02:54:38 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 06, 2011, 02:51:15 PM
Answer: Light the paper on fire, and find a way to stick it to the pencil. Then stab all the zombies until you win.

Situation: Your dog rises from the dog and wants to eat you, but you love it so much.
Answer: Take a shit and walk out.

Situation: Zeus farts.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 06, 2011, 02:55:53 PM
Quote from: Frank on March 06, 2011, 02:54:38 PM
Answer: Take a shit and walk out.

Situation: Zeus farts.
(http://thefrem.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/ss-100419-volcano-lightning-05_ss_full.jpg)

A large fire breaks out in your bathroom.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: somerandomguy09 on March 06, 2011, 02:57:48 PM
Answer: Piss on it i had plenty of 4 locos
Situation: Your in class when all of a sudden your father runs in and kills everyone with his hunting rifle he walks up to you and demands a hershy bar; you look into your backpack and find a snickers.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 06, 2011, 04:19:40 PM
You eat the snickers bar slowly.. staring into your father's infuriated eyes.

You discovered the location of a nearby armed secret nuclear launch facility.

//Thread Moved
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Alphaggot on March 06, 2011, 04:22:40 PM
Launch all nukes and have a fun nuclear winter.

You can't decide between Pepsi or Cola.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 06, 2011, 06:16:38 PM
Say screw it and grab a Dr Pepper.

You find a charge on your credit card for a gay strip club.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: ursus on March 06, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 06, 2011, 06:16:38 PM
Say screw it and grab a Dr Pepper.

You find a charge on your credit card for a gay strip club.

Go to the strip club, and work the charge off.

You find out that there's a zombie apocalypse, but it will be over in a couple months.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Devie on March 06, 2011, 06:24:34 PM
Quote from: gamefreak on March 06, 2011, 06:22:04 PM
Go to the strip club, and work the charge off.

You find out that there's a zombie apocalypse, but it will be over in a couple months.

Answer: Go hide somewhere with someone and have nothing but apocalyptic sex.

Situation: Your 15 year old daughter tells you she's pregnant.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cake Faice on March 06, 2011, 06:40:18 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on March 06, 2011, 06:24:34 PM
Answer: Go hide somewhere with someone and have nothing but apocalyptic sex.

Situation: Your 15 year old daughter tells you she's pregnant.

Answer: Haul her ass off to the abortionist clinic.

Situation: You've just took a massive shit and you ran out of toilet paper through-out your whole house.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 06, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
Answer: Napkins.

Siutation: You've been working on a map for 3 months in hammer and the vmf gets corrupted with no backups, autosaves, or previous compiles.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: c0mp1337 on March 06, 2011, 07:51:58 PM
Quote from: coolzeldad on March 06, 2011, 07:40:14 PM
Answer: Napkins.

Siutation: You've been working on a map for 3 months in hammer and the vmf gets corrupted with no backups, autosaves, or previous compiles.

answer: work on it again

situation: Derp
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Moo on March 06, 2011, 08:04:10 PM
answer: ban ^

situation: you get pushed out of a helicopter and u have a giant towel
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: c0mp1337 on March 06, 2011, 08:05:34 PM
Quote from: Moo on March 06, 2011, 08:04:10 PM
answer: ban ^

situation: you get pushed out of a helicopter and u have a giant towel

answer: fap like a beast, before crashing into the ground

situation: herp
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: ursus on March 06, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
Quote from: c0mp1337 on March 06, 2011, 08:05:34 PM
answer: fap like a beast, before crashing into the ground

situation: herp

Answer: permaban

Situation: You lose the game, and you don't have any clothing.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: c0mp1337 on March 06, 2011, 08:11:20 PM
Quote from: gamefreak on March 06, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
Answer: permaban

Situation: You lose the game, and you don't have any clothing.

answer: go to a homeless shelter.

situation: somebody herped your derp, what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Rocket50 on March 06, 2011, 08:20:11 PM
Quote from: c0mp1337 on March 06, 2011, 08:11:20 PM
answer: go to a homeless shelter.

situation: somebody herped your derp, what do?

Answer: Go derp their herps.

Situation: Something divided by 0
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Supertoaster on March 06, 2011, 08:30:27 PM
Quote from: rocket50 on March 06, 2011, 08:20:11 PM
Answer: Go derp their herps.

Situation: Something divided by 0
Answer: Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
 Situation: You are in the middle of watching the hottest porn video when your grandma walks in, wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 06, 2011, 08:42:07 PM
>Answer: fap to grandma

>Situation: You are mad, though you don't know why.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 06, 2011, 09:11:41 PM
Fap and fap and fap



You wake up and find Mel Gibson staring at you. (not sexually but still creepy)
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 06, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
>Answer: look for nearest lamp and hit him in the face until it looks like pudding.

>Situation: Charles Mason is in your bedroom with a knife.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Moo on March 06, 2011, 09:52:11 PM
answer: stab him

situation: your in a car and its going 100 mph and someone opens the door and tries to push u out
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 06, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
>Answer: easy, it's Just Cause 2, so I just pull out my parachute.

>Situation: you are having sex without condom with a chick who's got AIDS and both of you are fertile. You do not want to have any kids and did not know she had AIDS until now.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 06, 2011, 11:17:28 PM
Answer: Go skydiving!

Situation: You are Link, who just defeated Ganon, yet all princess Zelda tells you is to go back in time.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 06, 2011, 11:18:57 PM
Answer: Slap that bitch and tell her to make you a sammich.

Situation: Oh shit. You just slapped Princess Zelda and told her to make you a sammich. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 06, 2011, 11:23:30 PM
Answer: Best, sandwich, ever.

Situation:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You wake up and all your furnishings are upside down on the ceiling.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: » Magic « on March 06, 2011, 11:53:01 PM
Unsuperglue them

Wwyd if you got banned from garrysmod org for making a kickass background?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on March 07, 2011, 03:30:36 AM
Buy new garrysmod org


What will happen to the hell when its 2012?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: » Magic « on March 07, 2011, 08:08:01 AM
Nothing

What will happen exactly three seconds after 5s x 500h ?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 07, 2011, 11:02:44 AM
>Answer: you will have lost the game.

>Situation: coolz decides to shut down rANdOm.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 11:52:39 AM
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Minecraft is real.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 07, 2011, 12:19:06 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 11:52:39 AM
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Minecraft is real.

Answer: SPAM TNT GO GO GO


Situation: You are banned from rNd forums and servers, but don't know why.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 07, 2011, 12:22:20 PM
>Answer: ask Coolz.

>Situation: you are suddenly hated by the entire community.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 07, 2011, 12:53:53 PM
A: Kiss Ass

Q: A magical fairy gives you a bag that never runs out of lemons. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Devie on March 07, 2011, 02:05:13 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 07, 2011, 12:53:53 PM
A: Kiss Ass

Q: A magical fairy gives you a bag that never runs out of lemons. What do?

A: feed lemons to A baby and watch their cute reaction! :D Or feed lemons to bf and watch their cute reaction! :D Or eat lemons and stand in front of mirror and watch my reaction! :D

Q: Found a deagle in the car you just bought. What do with it?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 07, 2011, 02:08:36 PM
A: Pawn it off, or store it in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Q: You find yourself in a padded cell. You don't know how you got in there. The last thing you remember is driving home from work. What will you do next?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cake Faice on March 07, 2011, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 07, 2011, 02:08:36 PM
A: Pawn it off, or store it in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Q: You find yourself in a padded cell. You don't know how you got in there. The last thing you remember is driving home from work. What will you do next?

Answer: Have vivid memories of a cat. Then wonder off from your cell (Get the reference?).

Question: You're in the army, and your phone suddenly goes off with the Drill Sgt. next to you.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 07, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
Quote from: Conductor Cake on March 07, 2011, 02:52:01 PM
Answer: Have vivid memories of a cat. Then wonder off from your cell (Get the reference?).

Question: You're in the army, and your phone suddenly goes off with the Drill Sgt. next to you.

A: Tell him it's not yours and you don't know how it got there.

Q: You find out you're an alien with speshul powahs. Wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Devie on March 07, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 07, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
A: Tell him it's not yours and you don't know how it got there.

Q: You find out you're an alien with speshul powahs. Wat do?

A: Have super powah sex with it.

Q: You are forever alone. Wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: c0mp1337 on March 07, 2011, 03:31:38 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on March 07, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
A: Have super powah sex with it.

Q: You are forever alone. Wat do?

A: kill self

Q: you are left stranded in a strange beach.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Peetah on March 07, 2011, 03:50:14 PM
Quote from: c0mp1337 on March 07, 2011, 03:31:38 PM
A: kill self

Q: you are left stranded in a strange beach.
A: Go to Canada.

Q: You walk in on your parents. LOL
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 03:55:01 PM
A: Join on in.

Q: Your sister is drop dead sexy.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 07, 2011, 03:57:17 PM
A: Film Incest and sell on internet.

Q: You fall three inches and break your neck. As your spirit is floating above your corpse, what is your last thought?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
A: FUCK YOU YOU CAUSED THIS


Q: You identify a nuclear bomb heading straight towards you.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Supertoaster on March 07, 2011, 04:07:10 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
A: FUCK YOU YOU CAUSED THIS


Q: You identify a nuclear bomb heading straight towards you.
A: Fap until the very last moment

Q: You grow a second penis after being exposed to radiation from the nuke.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
A: Intense 3 way

Q: You grow a vagina.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Devie on March 07, 2011, 04:37:09 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 04:12:20 PM
A: Intense 3 way

Q: You grow a vagina.

A: ummm...

Q: you found 200 bucks in the street stained with blood. Wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 07, 2011, 04:59:01 PM
A: Look around for a body, and try to find the rest of the money.

Q: You pour yourself a bowl of frosted flakes and sit in front of the tv. After you're halfway through with the bowl, you look down. It's covered in brown ants that were camouflaged when you poured the cereal, but can be seen easily behind the white milk. How do you react?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 07, 2011, 05:34:39 PM
A: Keep eating. Ants are very nutritious.

Q: You're a nazi in Israel. wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 07, 2011, 05:47:20 PM
attempt to start holocaust of muslims, get owned.

A head crab jumped on your brothers head, killing it will kill your brother. what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 05:49:20 PM
Start humping the headcrab's head.

A small child asks you to get in his van and says he has candy.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 07, 2011, 05:55:33 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 05:49:20 PM
Start humping the headcrab's head.

A small child asks you to get in his van and says he has candy.

A: Assume the position.

Q: You want to succeed at failing, but by doing this you are succeeding, hence failing your goal of succeeding, while failing again, and so on. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 05:57:41 PM
(http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/blue-screen-of-death.gif)
'Nuff said.

 :pacman: breaks into your house.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 07, 2011, 06:10:11 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 05:57:41 PM
(http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/blue-screen-of-death.gif)
'Nuff said.

 :pacman: breaks into your house.

Put on a  :redpacmanghost: costume and chase him

you cant think of a situation what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 07, 2011, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 07, 2011, 06:10:11 PM
Put on a  :redpacmanghost: costume and chase him

you cant think of a situation what do?

Wait for someone else to post one that gives you an idea and profit?

So much spam on forums. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 06:17:18 PM
 Melt some cheese on it, put it on some bread and have a spam sandwich.

Your a wizard, Harry!
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 07, 2011, 06:31:05 PM
I'm a whut?

Q: You're walking home one night, and fog surrounds you suddenly. A patient (Silent Hill) is hobbling towards you. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Supertoaster on March 07, 2011, 06:35:31 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 07, 2011, 06:31:05 PM
I'm a whut?

Q: You're walking home one night, and fog surrounds you suddenly. A patient (Silent Hill) is hobbling towards you. What do?
A: Cling clang clung scraaape Pyramid Head has come to rape.

Q: You encounter a group of homosexual bikers, their motorcycles leave a trail of rainbows.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 07, 2011, 06:37:19 PM
Quote from: Supertoaster on March 07, 2011, 06:35:31 PM
A: Cling clang clung scraaape Pyramid Head has come to rape.

Q: You encounter a group of homosexual bikers, their motorcycles leave a trail of rainbows.

A: Catch it in a glass jar and attempt to sell it to a poe trader.

Q: Your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
(http://www.shrani.si/f/8/xS/1xLnmiU5/chuck-norris.jpg)

Q: Random reaches 1000 members.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 07, 2011, 06:55:50 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 07, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
(http://www.shrani.si/f/8/xS/1xLnmiU5/chuck-norris.jpg)

Q: Random reaches 1000 members.

Give soup admin.

Coolz give you soup admin
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 07, 2011, 06:59:02 PM
Ban all VIPs.

>Surprise! You've been ambushed by ninjas! You have a six shooter. There are 9 Ninjas.
>>Wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 07, 2011, 07:00:48 PM
Quote from: Deacon on March 07, 2011, 06:59:02 PM
Ban all VIPs.

>Surprise! You've been ambushed by ninjas! You have a six shooter. There are 9 Ninjas.
>>Wat do?

Open dictionary, find definition of six shooter, die while searching.

Deacon becomes chinese. what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 07, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
A: Buy new asian.

Q: Any trace of the internet is forcefully removed from the planet.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 07, 2011, 07:08:29 PM
Quote from: coolzeldad on March 07, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
A: Buy new asian.


Y U NEED NEW ME?!
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 07, 2011, 07:13:43 PM
Quote from: coolzeldad on March 07, 2011, 07:04:47 PM
A: Buy new asian.

Q: Any trace of the internet is forcefully removed from the planet.

point a gun at chinese president's head until he agrees to stop fucking with the net

cuba becomes a state.what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Peetah on March 07, 2011, 08:07:06 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 07, 2011, 07:13:43 PM
point a gun at chinese president's head until he agrees to stop fucking with the net

cuba becomes a state.what do?
A: Sell old Cuba
Q: Teacher asks for sexual favor? >:3
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 08:09:03 PM
A: Give her a D in her A.

Q: You get a rather large boner while giving a speech.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Rocket50 on March 07, 2011, 08:10:25 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 08:09:03 PM
A: Give her a D in her A.

Q: You get a rather large boner while giving a speech.

A: You're behind the podium so you'll be fine.

Q: Pedobear is at your bedroom door, right now.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 08:14:24 PM
Quote from: rocket50 on March 07, 2011, 08:10:25 PM
A: You're behind the podium so you'll be fine.

Q: Pedobear is at your bedroom door, right now.

A: You're trapped, just let it happen.

Q: You come home one day to find all your electronic equipment gone.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Supertoaster on March 07, 2011, 08:21:58 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 07, 2011, 08:14:24 PM
A: You're trapped, just let it happen.

Q: You come home one day to find all your electronic equipment gone.
A: Go on a fucking rampage until I can get my shit back.

Q: You are on a trip to Mars but you overshoot the target, so you are now about to plunge into Jupiter, also the last astronaut diaper has just been soiled by your retarded team mate.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 08, 2011, 09:16:25 AM
A: In space, noone can hear you say no.


Q: You are in Pedobear's room. He is sleeping, and you find a big box full of condoms and lube.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 11:42:51 AM
A: You begin to panic, thoughts of what is to come sweep through your mind. All of the sudden the door explodes. Crab Nicholson emerges!

"ARE YOU READY FOR THAT RESCUE NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!"

Nicholson hoists you up with his massive claws and whisks you away to safety.


Q: Why can't I shoot up?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Don on March 08, 2011, 11:45:08 AM
A: Because earth's gravity doesn't allow it and because it's not easy to get it out of your hair.

Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 01:42:57 PM
 :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no:


Detective spawns with C4 and newton launcher.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 01:45:47 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 01:42:57 PM
:yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no: :yes: :no:


Detective spawns with C4 and newton launcher.

A: Kill Detective and run around the server saying "IM INNO. I KILLED A TRATUR"

Q: Your computer turns into a stack of condoms. Wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 01:52:35 PM
Put it on my hard drive.  :-\

You are caught by a giant  :bugcatchingnet:.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 03:54:13 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 01:52:35 PM
Put it on my hard drive.  :-\

You are caught by a giant  :bugcatchingnet:.

cut yourself out.

I aim to get an "A" on a test, but end up getting 34%. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Peetah on March 08, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 03:54:13 PM
cut yourself out.

I aim to get an "A" on a test, but end up getting 34%. What do?
A: Resort to sexual favors.

Q: You become president of America for 1 day.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 04:43:02 PM
Quote from: Peetah on March 08, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
A: Resort to sexual favors.

Q: You become president of America for 1 day.

A: Nuke Canada

Q: Canada is Nuked.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 08, 2011, 04:43:43 PM
Quote from: Peetah on March 08, 2011, 04:40:41 PM
A: Resort to sexual favors.

Q: You become president of America for 1 day.

A: Ban business from political influence, take half of the military budget, divert to education, bomb the southerners.

Q: You have just bombed the South, and there is now threat of another Civil War. What is your course of action?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 04:47:29 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 04:43:02 PM
A: Nuke Canada

Q: Canada is Nuked.

Assassinate the President of the USA

Deathie is assassinated
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 04:58:32 PM
I come back on the third day.

I rise from the dead.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 05:01:28 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 04:58:32 PM
I come back on the third day.

I rise from the dead.
Make a holiday. (unless you try to eat me, then I'll just chop your head off)

You discover a new intelligent species inside your coffee mug.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 08, 2011, 05:02:50 PM
Drink to acquire intelligence.

You have just drank a strange creature thinking it would make you smart. You begin to feel a little sick. Wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 05:03:53 PM
Sell your body to Canada.

Canada is infested by zombies because someone drank a parasite.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 08, 2011, 05:06:12 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 05:03:53 PM
Sell your body to Canada.

Canada is infested by zombies because someone drank a parasite.

Build a fence around Canada, because this is America and all our problems can be solved by large fences.

A large portion of a fence built to keep terrorists/zombies out of America has fallen, and there are people pouring through.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 05:07:26 PM
Check to see if Jim Carry is OK. Get him out of there. Then nuke Canada.

Cancer rates explode in the Northern US due to so much radiation from Canada.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 08, 2011, 05:09:12 PM
Sell cancerous tissue to Japan for use in research to create tentacle monster.

You have just created a tentacle monster, and it is now running loose in the streets.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 05:09:46 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 05:07:26 PM
Check to see if Jim Carry is OK. Get him out of there. Then nuke Canada.

Cancer rates explode in the Northern US due to so much radiation from Canada.

Begin development on anti-radiant drugs in a vault.

The US turns into fallout 3.


FFFFFFFFF-
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Peetah on March 08, 2011, 06:46:26 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 05:07:26 PM
Check to see if Jim Carry is OK. Get him out of there. Then nuke Canada.

Cancer rates explode in the Northern US due to so much radiation from Canada.
A: Acquire Eisenstein's brain and create a time machine to travel back and assassinate Deathie and nuke America along with the intelligence...

Q: They lived happily ever after.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: UberLord on March 08, 2011, 07:04:05 PM
A: In hell.
Q: Your e-peen reaches from a to z on the keyboard, wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: UberLord on March 08, 2011, 07:04:05 PM
A: In hell.
Q: Your e-peen reaches from a to z on the keyboard, wat do?
:knife: buy new one from yomocorp

The sun just blew up, you have 8 minutes to live.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 07:13:18 PM
Find MacGiver (however you spell his name) and give him a dust bunny, a paper clip, and bottle of water and tell him to make a fusion reactor.

You have killed Satan become the master of Hell. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 07:17:25 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 08, 2011, 07:13:18 PM
Find MacGiver (however you spell his name) and give him a dust bunny, a paper clip, and bottle of water and tell him to make a fusion reactor.

You have killed Satan become the master of Hell. What do?

Send all the poor suffering souls to heaven, shut hell down.

asdf?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 07:21:51 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 07:17:25 PM
Send all the poor suffering souls to heaven, shut hell down.

asdf?

jkl;

All your teeth fall out.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 07:27:58 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 07:21:51 PM
jkl;

All your teeth fall out.

Invent a machine that turns solid food into mushy applesause-like paste.

North Korean Reunifies with South Korea
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cable on March 08, 2011, 07:42:48 PM
Complain that they manufacture their MP3 players poorly because mine was broken when i bought it.

You wake up one morning and you look completely normal... BUT YOUR PENIS/VAGINA IS BLACK LIKE AN AFRICAN!
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 07:53:16 PM
Quote from: Cable on March 08, 2011, 07:42:48 PM
Complain that they manufacture their MP3 players poorly because mine was broken when i bought it.

You wake up one morning and you look completely normal... BUT YOUR PENIS/VAGINA IS BLACK LIKE AN AFRICAN!
:knife:

You cut ur pingaz off
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 08, 2011, 08:04:05 PM
A: Before I do, I enter the pain Olympics.

Q: You wake up on a minecraft island.
Your first thought is to punch trees, but your hand begins to bleed, and night is quickly coming.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 08, 2011, 08:09:53 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 08, 2011, 08:04:05 PM
A: Before I do, I enter the pain Olympics.

Q: You wake up on a minecraft island.
Your first thought is to punch trees, but your hand begins to bleed, and night is quickly coming.

Punch the tree anyway, Make a wooden club, bash the shit out of 100000 trees, build a house.

You spend hours studying for an extremely hard advanced calculus final exam, you got virtually no sleep, and you find out you left your calculator at home, everyone is using theirs, and teachers do not allow you to borrow theirs.

(This actually happened to me on my physics exam ._.)
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 09, 2011, 12:19:28 AM
A: Substitute all the numbers with variables and solve as far as possible for most credit.

Q: Physics is abandoned.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Moo on March 09, 2011, 12:22:42 AM
A: ragdoll a player then rope them and put thrusters on them

Q: you find out that your not the gender you think you are
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 09, 2011, 12:32:17 AM
A: Fap.

Q: You wake up to realise you hace gone through a sex-change operation that you didn't want.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Moo on March 09, 2011, 01:12:13 AM
A: Fap

Q: you woke up and you were in a jail cell
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 01:16:34 AM
Quote from: Moo on March 09, 2011, 01:12:13 AM
A: Fap

Q: you woke up and you were in a jail cell

Fap? amicoolyet

You find out moo IS A REAL COW. WHAT DO?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 09, 2011, 08:04:13 AM
Sell his golden milk.


Moo punches you in the face for thinking he's a real cow.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 09, 2011, 11:51:24 AM
 :'(


ddos on the servers and you find it is one of the admins.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 09, 2011, 02:52:15 PM
Ignore it and wait for them to stop trolling


you boil a pot of water and it goes on fire
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 09, 2011, 03:06:51 PM
A: Fap

Q: You are Kratos, the god of war. wat do first day
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 09, 2011, 03:14:22 PM
A. Fap

Q: Frank keeps saying Fap wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 09, 2011, 03:21:00 PM
A: Fap.

Q: You are questioned. Do girls fap or schlick?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 03:38:56 PM
A: Paf.


Q: Fap?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 09, 2011, 03:39:49 PM
A: Rule 34.

Q: Rule 34?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 09, 2011, 03:43:48 PM
A: Childhood ruined


Q. Childhood ruined wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2011, 03:44:55 PM
A: Fap

Q: Everyone's fapping, and you can do anything except fap! What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 09, 2011, 03:45:57 PM
A: buy new pingas


Q: dont have enough for new pingas wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: UberLord on March 09, 2011, 04:33:42 PM
Sell old pingas.

You find out that you were adopted and your real dad is bill gates, wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 04:35:20 PM
Force billy gates to give you 5 billion dollars, fap.

You fapped all over your money and now it's ruined, what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 09, 2011, 04:41:18 PM
Stop fapping and clean up you mess

Q : why is everyone spammign FAAAAP
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 04:42:44 PM
Quote from: Keroro Gunso on March 09, 2011, 04:41:18 PM
Stop fapping and clean up you mess

Q : why is everyone spammign FAAAAP

Because.

Q. lil fox suddenly starts typing without making any stupid ass spelling mistakes! WHAT DO?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cable on March 09, 2011, 04:55:24 PM
Pinch my self because i'm obviously dreaming.

You get an erection while standing in line for a shop. You're erection is dangerously close to touching the behind of an older man in front of you. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2011, 06:04:32 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 04:42:44 PM
Q. lil fox suddenly starts typing without making any stupid ass spelling mistakes! WHAT DO?

Quote from: Keroro Gunso on March 09, 2011, 04:41:18 PM
Stop fapping and clean up you mess

Q : why is everyone spammign FAAAAP
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: Cable on March 09, 2011, 04:55:24 PM
Pinch my self because i'm obviously dreaming.

You get an erection while standing in line for a shop. You're erection is dangerously close to touching the behind of an older man in front of you. What do?
A: THRUST


Q: You somehow wind up naked at school.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 06:07:53 PM
Quote from: Jman on March 09, 2011, 06:04:32 PM


I know, I was just saying what if?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2011, 06:08:37 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 06:07:06 PM
A: THRUST


Q: You somehow wind up naked at school.

A: Pants off dance off

Q: How is babby formed? How is girl get pregnent?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 09, 2011, 06:25:52 PM
Quote from: Jman on March 09, 2011, 06:08:37 PM
A: Pants off dance off

Q: How is babby formed? How is girl get pregnent?

A: They must do way instain moter

Q: What is love?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 06:27:42 PM
Quote from: Death M.D. on March 09, 2011, 06:25:52 PM
A: They must do way instain moter

Q: What is love?

A: A feeling of affection towards a person, place, or thing.

Q: Why did this thread turn from a "situation" thread to a "Ask a question" thread?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2011, 06:29:47 PM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 06:27:42 PM
A: A feeling of affection towards a person, place, or thing.

Q: Why did this thread turn from a "situation" thread to a "Ask a question" thread?

A: INCEPTION

Q: THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING! WHAT DO?!
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 06:30:30 PM
A: REPAIR IT

Q: GOOD ONE:

Your the last man on earth, along with one of the most hideous girls you've ever seen.
You don't know her.
What do you do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2011, 06:34:01 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 06:30:30 PM
A: REPAIR IT

Q: GOOD ONE:

Your the last man on earth, along with one of the most hideous girls you've ever seen.
You don't know her.
What do you do?

A: ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE WITH YOUR HAND :>

Q: Oh shit my hand is pregnent with babby. My pary are with the father who lost his children  :-[
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 09, 2011, 06:34:16 PM
A: Fuck self.

Q: You want to die. wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 06:34:48 PM
A: Die

Q: You're dead. Wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 09, 2011, 06:35:29 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 06:34:48 PM
A: Die

Q: You're dead. Wat do

A: Come back to life and fap furiously.

Q: My anus is bleeding.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 06:37:38 PM
A: Lick it.

Q: You have cancer and will only live another day.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 09, 2011, 07:00:05 PM
Fap Furiously

You now have STDs and Cancer. What do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 09, 2011, 07:05:05 PM
A: Develop as many diseases as you can.

Q: The person you're stalking sees you while you're stalking them.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 09, 2011, 07:09:13 PM
A: Time to use the garrote...

Q: You don't know how to dispose of the body.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 09, 2011, 08:00:51 PM
Quote from: Frank on March 09, 2011, 07:09:13 PM
A: Time to use the garrote...

Q: You don't know how to dispose of the body.

A:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)



Q: Someone caught you disposing a body into the local lake.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 10, 2011, 01:13:47 AM
A: Repeat.


Q: Fallout becomes truez.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 10, 2011, 02:13:59 AM
Quote from: Frank on March 10, 2011, 01:13:47 AM
A: Repeat.


Q: Fallout becomes truez.

Run to Vault 101

Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
A. Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol.
B. Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life
C. Ask granny for a Minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss
D. Throw your tea in granny's face.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on March 10, 2011, 02:39:15 AM
C

IF your PINGAZ is small, What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 10, 2011, 02:46:11 AM
Quote from: iPounce on March 10, 2011, 02:39:15 AM
C

IF your PINGAZ is small, What do?

Turn black

You just turned black
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: PhysicX M.D. on March 10, 2011, 06:47:41 AM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 10, 2011, 02:46:11 AM
Turn black

You just turned black
I colour myself white

What would you do if you have a guy doing a trollfaec on you?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 10, 2011, 09:34:02 AM
A: Socks with sandals.

Q: The game has just been restarted.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 10, 2011, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: Frank on March 10, 2011, 09:34:02 AM
A: Socks with sandals.

Q: The game has just been restarted.

A: I just lost the game.

Q: Frank is still playing "The Game" when it ended around a year ago. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 10, 2011, 02:22:46 PM
Continue to make references to the game in order to make him rage.

You are allergic to water. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 10, 2011, 02:25:29 PM
A: Die before birth because you're made up of over 70% water..

Q: Valve announces the release of hl3 one day before it comes out.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 10, 2011, 02:28:26 PM
Give Gabe Newell 99 Virgins.

Q: You just found out the internet is a figment of your imagination.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 10, 2011, 02:35:29 PM
Go deeper.


 :hellokitty: is real and is at your door
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 10, 2011, 02:40:20 PM
A: Rape.

Q: You are Michael Jordan. wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 10, 2011, 03:17:33 PM
A: Fried Chicken, Basketball, Kool-Aid. Also, fap furiously with your newly aquired black penis.

Q: You're black, but there's no more Fried Chicken, Kool-Aid, or any stereotypingas food.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 10, 2011, 03:27:19 PM
Eat a racist.

Forever alone. What do? (besides fap)
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 10, 2011, 03:59:15 PM
fap

you just ignored the instruction to not fap
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 10, 2011, 04:07:05 PM
banz

A reg just permabanned a VIP. What do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 10, 2011, 04:11:13 PM
Come to the conclusion the world is over and commit suicide with laptop monitor.

You begin to have a sexual attraction to the same sex.


Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 10, 2011, 04:19:33 PM
See if the 'man your man can smell like' is still available.

You look at the ground and find wepon.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 10, 2011, 04:49:41 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 10, 2011, 04:19:33 PM
See if the 'man your man can smell like' is still available.

You look at the ground and find wepon.

go save dallas because dallas is a nice city and my friend lives there

Cow-Orker jim esplodad
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: somerandomguy09 on March 13, 2011, 11:19:04 AM
Blame FacePunch and Garrysmod.org and bring up a shitstorm

SITUATION: OSX is declared better than windows...
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 13, 2011, 01:34:53 PM
Find Steve Jobs and beat him up until he allows flash on iPhone.

The iPhone 5 has virtual reality apps.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: somerandomguy09 on March 13, 2011, 01:38:00 PM
load up some Pornhub on that shit

situation- Cawd of doody is real and your in it
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 15, 2011, 06:27:00 PM
A: Bannd

Q: band?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Jman on March 15, 2011, 06:47:13 PM
A:  :omgwtfband:

Q: I just successfully pwnt coolz' situation. What now?

Will I:
A) Fap.
B) Kill myself.
C) Death by fapping.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 15, 2011, 07:01:48 PM
 Fap until you drownd someone else in your semen.

You run out of semen to accomplish above goal.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Saetik on March 15, 2011, 08:14:23 PM
Borrow some

Q: every1's balls get chopped off what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Devie on March 15, 2011, 08:17:33 PM
Quote from: Dragonboy on March 15, 2011, 08:14:23 PM
Borrow some

Q: every1's balls get chopped off what do?

carry on with life with a bunch of gays
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Frank on March 16, 2011, 12:53:36 AM
Q: Devie just made everyone's mind melt by saying something pretty watty and not making a situation. How do you respond?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Moo on March 16, 2011, 01:04:28 AM
A: ban everyone and get myself a shit ton of icecream  :icecream:

Q: Your in public and someone pants you, except they got your boxers to and everyone was lookin at you
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 16, 2011, 01:36:58 AM
Sock the guy in the face, take out your machine gun, gun down everyone who witnessed it.

You're wanted for a murder spree.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: coolzeldad on March 16, 2011, 01:40:49 AM
A: Buy a second machine gun.

You need money, fast.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 16, 2011, 01:46:25 AM
Quote from: coolzeldad on March 16, 2011, 01:40:49 AM
A: Buy a second machine gun.

You need money, fast.

buy yomo corp money maker

yomo corp is bankrupt what do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 16, 2011, 01:51:38 AM
Simply use yomocorp moneymaker.

Due to using yomocorp money maker in such large quantities, the value of your money is now way down. What ever shall you do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 16, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Buy Yomo Corp Economy Reliever

Economy is saved thanks to you. You are awarded 100000000000000 quintillion dollars. What do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Saetik on March 16, 2011, 07:50:02 AM
Quote from: Cheesicle on March 16, 2011, 02:40:23 AM
Buy Yomo Corp Economy Reliever

Economy is saved thanks to you. You are awarded 100000000000000 quintillion dollars. What do
Buy 3arth

3arth you are stuck between heaven and hell what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: » Magic « on March 16, 2011, 10:56:02 AM
knock out whoever invented 3arth

you are banned, wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 16, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
Ask why then make an appeal.

GLADoS asks you to get in party escort submission position/
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: » Magic « on March 16, 2011, 12:09:26 PM
write the still alive song as many times as possible to his harddrive till his circuits overload

wat happn wen umad?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Saetik on March 16, 2011, 01:01:18 PM
Call in a tactical nuke


Everyone is banned from fourms and this thread is deleted, what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 16, 2011, 01:41:59 PM
Derp. That is all.

BOOMAH!
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deacon on March 17, 2011, 02:53:49 AM
OMFG I'LL SHOOT IT FOR YOU GUYS
WHAT IS THIS GREEN STUFF GUYS

LEOOOOOOOOOOOOON
HAAAAAAAAAAAALP
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: » Magic « on March 17, 2011, 12:53:46 PM
no answer

Wat do when thread autolock?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 17, 2011, 03:45:19 PM
Make eerily similar thread.

Coolz is granted the magic ability to reach through the internet and punch someone in the face.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: ursus on March 17, 2011, 04:11:36 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 17, 2011, 03:45:19 PM
Make eerily similar thread.

Coolz is granted the magic ability to reach through the internet and punch someone in the face.

eat his brain, gain special ability

you can now punch someone in the face through the internet, wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Deathie on March 17, 2011, 04:34:53 PM
/punch

Don isn't an asshole.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Devie on March 17, 2011, 04:59:24 PM
Quote from: Snivy M.D. on March 17, 2011, 04:34:53 PM
/punch

Don isn't an asshole.

Don hates everything

Don doesn't have sex.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 17, 2011, 05:00:50 PM
Quote from: Devie ♥ on March 17, 2011, 04:59:24 PM
Don hates everything

Don doesn't have sex.

Don is virgin

Don sees thread
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 17, 2011, 05:02:29 PM
(http://www.acme-delivery.com/images/products/f-bomb.jpg)

Don's rage kills all other VIPs, 3/4ths of the regulars and Minic.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on March 21, 2011, 12:46:28 AM
all the regulars and other stuff run away
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 21, 2011, 06:42:52 AM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 17, 2011, 05:02:29 PM
(http://www.acme-delivery.com/images/products/f-bomb.jpg)

Don's rage kills all other VIPs, 3/4ths of the regulars and Minic.

OH NO! NOT ALL OF DALLAS! MINIC!










I felt that was appropriate.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Don on March 21, 2011, 07:09:59 AM
lolwat

... Nevermind, all this is true anyway. ._.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 21, 2011, 07:12:11 AM
Quote from: Mr. Don on March 21, 2011, 07:09:59 AM
lolwat

... Nevermind, all this is true anyway. ._.

SUCCESS MY NIGRAS, THE DON MONSTER HAS BEEN DEFEATED
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 21, 2011, 08:09:51 AM
sucsess


Quote from: cheesicle
THE DON MONSTER HAS BEEN DEFEATED,
what now
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on March 21, 2011, 10:28:21 AM
you go in a box

you find a dead rapist in it

what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 21, 2011, 11:49:12 AM
Give the body to Bella. Tell her it's Edward.

An instain mother had kill her her tree kids.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: somerandomguy09 on March 21, 2011, 01:06:32 PM
Use oxyclean on that bitch/plant new kids


Micheal Jackson is brought back to life and you see him moonwalking outside your window
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 21, 2011, 03:19:49 PM
Some people threw flowers, some threw trash, I threw little kids.

You are granted 1 wish. (No wishing for more wishes/wish granters)
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 21, 2011, 05:42:44 PM
wish for more wishes

you have unlimited wishes
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: ursus on March 21, 2011, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: Keroro Gunso on March 21, 2011, 05:42:44 PM
wish for more wishes

you have unlimited wishes

Wrong.

You wish for the ability to grant your own wishes.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on March 21, 2011, 09:31:06 PM
you stole a wishing well, what do you do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on March 22, 2011, 04:51:22 AM
Quote from: Anony Mouse on March 21, 2011, 09:31:06 PM
you stole a wishing well, what do you do?
Wish them a wishing well.

The police found out that you stole a wishing well? wat do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on March 22, 2011, 06:34:30 AM
hide in small paper box

a man took your box and is going to the factory to use it, what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Foofoojack on March 23, 2011, 06:02:30 PM
Let him take it, it contains a bomb.

cats infect your house like cockroaches
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 23, 2011, 06:27:57 PM
Throw a fish with a bomb inside of it.

You meet Ellis' buddy, Keith.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Myppl9 on March 23, 2011, 07:31:06 PM
Tell him about the time you and ellis Went to the swamp...

Charger Pushes keith off Building, wat do
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 23, 2011, 07:41:04 PM
Wait 2 minutes and then start checking closets.

You realize respawning can't happen in real life.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on March 23, 2011, 09:19:52 PM
a huge combine with a big hat took you and put in minecraft world

you find skeletons and creepers and stuff, what do you do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: somerandomguy09 on March 24, 2011, 12:09:35 PM
1.) Make TNT
2.) BLOW SHIT OUT NEW WORLD
3.) ????
4.) Profit!  :thumbsup:


You blow up the new world just too fall into the nether apparently we didnt profit....
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 24, 2011, 03:11:55 PM
Thankfully you have 1,000 cobblestones, build a house with VERY thick walls and ceilings.

You are jumped by squirrels.
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 26, 2011, 02:47:18 AM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on March 24, 2011, 03:11:55 PM
Thankfully you have 1,000 cobblestones, build a house with VERY thick walls and ceilings.

You are jumped by squirrels.

squish it

Yes! Yes!
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on March 26, 2011, 05:50:48 AM
you found a toy pepsi bottle filled with poison

what do?
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: Cheesicle on March 26, 2011, 07:02:35 AM
Quote from: Anony Mouse on March 26, 2011, 05:50:48 AM
you found a toy pepsi bottle filled with poison

what do?

Mr. Bison: YES!!! HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWizDna1XO4#ws)

you didn't answer my situation
Title: Re: The situation game
Post by: cogsandspigots on March 26, 2011, 09:15:35 AM
Open it and throw it in the ocean.

You have killed the entire US supply of salmon. What do?