What I'm getting from this thread is this:
Supertoaster sucks at chasing dogs, Cogs got shot, Private Pinko's stepbrother is a cunt, Tiger Guy got so mad he hit something hard enough to pass out, and Cable is blind.
when you say it like that, it seems that we're all pathetic in some way LOLOL.
edit: I just thought of one.
I was an active little girl back then and I ran a lot and climbed on things a whole lot.. well, long story short, I decided to climb this thing which was I guess pretty sharp. Anyway when I put my legs up, my bajingo snagged onto it causing me to bleed. I was rushed to the hospital (take note I was a little girl around 8 ) and I remember laying down and there were several lights above me and about 4 doctors working on my bajingo down there. I don't know what happened..
All I know is that I bled down there which made me cry and rushed to the hospital LOL...
I'm.. guessing I popped something.. but I'm not gonna go into that detail .. it sucked though I was only 8 lol.