Uhhh, I don't have much. When I was really young, I was talking to my family through an open window, then I threw my head up to get out of the window, but I got a big cut on my forehead from something because my head wasn't completely out of the window yet. I had to have a few stitches. Then, a year or two ago I broke my hand.We remember your hand, har har harFrom furiously masturbating.
A. At a young age, one time at Cosco's (Giant wholesale market store) I decided to try the pizza in their pizza court, later on that night I had very, very, Very, violent food poisoning, which my parents got afterwards and lasted for a week. R.I.P newly painted bathroom walls.LOL'D at the first one.
B. Some dickbutt threw a rock at a tree near me at the gates of my elementary school. Little did I know, there was a fucking live beehive with over 9000 bees. I ran, screaming, as a hoard of them came out. I didn't get stung but I tripped and tumbled down the street.
C. Airsoft BB shot at 450fps to the balls.
D. Sister's Applejack toy to the balls.
E. Tripping down stairs
F. My head + back of friend's head when playing some tackle football. He didn't get hurt, but unlucky for me, it bent my front tooth backwards, minimal pain but blood everywhere. That very day I had to apply some type of gum number and push the tooth back into position. No dental insurance, can't really enjoy ice-cream or cold stuff since due to a few nerve connections being damaged.
LOL'D at the first one.BITCH PLEASE, IT'D SUCK IF YOU HAD TO CLEAN UP THE HORRIBLE MESS IN THAT VERY BATHROOM WITHOUT BURNING THE WHOLE THING.
What I'm getting from this thread is this:
Supertoaster sucks at chasing dogs, Cogs got shot, Private Pinko's stepbrother is a cunt, Tiger Guy got so mad he hit something hard enough to pass out, and Cable is blind.
Three years ago I was riding my bike to a friends house when a bee flew into my eye. I shook it off and when I opened my eyes again all I saw was the wheel of my bike spinning, on the ground. I had fallen off of my bike, banged my head on the concrete, skidded until I reached the side walk. I sort of just lied there screaming while my face bled atrociously, but eventually just got up and walked home since no one was outside. I ended up getting two black eyes and the entire left side of my face was mangled (and had to go to school the next day). Luckily it healed with no scar, I took very good care of it. :1
has anyone gotten the "air knocked out of you" ? Our friend did when he fell and he just laid there not moving. LOL. we were all laughing and it turns out he really was freaking out and he thought he was going to die. we felt bad.
jesus christ. That bee wanted you dead.
has anyone gotten the "air knocked out of you" ? Our friend did when he fell and he just laid there not moving. LOL. we were all laughing and it turns out he really was freaking out and he thought he was going to die. we felt bad.
lol yeah, I have scars on my hands from it too. Fucking Bee.
I got the wind knocked out me by a frisbee at my Aunts house. I don't even know how, but who ever threw it, had one hell of an arm. It knocked me off my feet. (I was 9 I think)
when you say it like that, it seems that we're all pathetic in some way LOLOL.OH DEVIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
edit: I just thought of one.
I was an active little girl back then and I ran a lot and climbed on things a whole lot.. well, long story short, I decided to climb this thing which was I guess pretty sharp. Anyway when I put my legs up, my bajingo snagged onto it causing me to bleed. I was rushed to the hospital (take note I was a little girl around 8 ) and I remember laying down and there were several lights above me and about 4 doctors working on my bajingo down there. I don't know what happened..
All I know is that I bled down there which made me cry and rushed to the hospital LOL...
I'm.. guessing I popped something.. but I'm not gonna go into that detail .. it sucked though I was only 8 lol.
OH DEVIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
WHAT DID YOU POP DEVIE????
OH DEVIE WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
WHAT DID YOU POP DEVIE????
one time, when i was little, i went on the monkey bars at recess at school, and there was something wet at one of the bars and my arm slipped and i fell on the sand on my left arm and i broke my left arm
Oh yeah
This one other time while hiking in red rock, I slipped and nearly fell off a really steep edge. Instead, I scraped my hand against the rocks in an attempt to stop myself. Ended up with extremely bloodied hands, but at least I didn't break anything.
or die O.o
I forgot.
Last year I was walking in the dark to go to the bathroom and somehow miscalculated where my door was and walked straight into a wall. Nose bled a lot the next week.
I forgot.
Last year I was walking in the dark to go to the bathroom and somehow miscalculated where my door was and walked straight into a wall. Nose bled a lot the next week.
oh that reminds me, I guess my nose lining was really thin and it had to be cauterized.
But my nose would bleed VERY VERY VERY badly in the mornings (as in I pull out CHUNKS of blood balled up) and it would make me very weak because of the loss of blood. I had to miss school several times because of it. I'd become dizzy and weak.
But yeah it was cauterized after that and that wasn't a pretty sight either LOL.
Hot metal rod thing was shoved up my nose to burn the lining I guess but it's all good now.
Oh that's not possible silly :>
You can't die from bloodied hands.
/kidding
Well, maybe you can if you bleed enough. Idk.
sprained my left ankle a few hours ago, and sprained my right a few months agoThat reminds me... a few years ago I was playing basketball, jump, landed and sprained my right ankle really quite badly and couldn't walk at all for a few days. Hurt quite a bit, cause I jumped and landed on the foot sideways sort of. Like, you know how you're walking and suddenly you twist your ankle a bit and it hurts for a while? Well, I did that but ran and jumped really hard onto it. Wasn't fun.
That reminds me... a few years ago I was playing basketball, jump, landed and sprained my right ankle really quite badly and couldn't walk at all for a few days. Hurt quite a bit, cause I jumped and landed on the foot sideways sort of. Like, you know how you're walking and suddenly you twist your ankle a bit and it hurts for a while? Well, I did that but ran and jumped really hard onto it. Wasn't fun.
I almost got ran over by a train, had my headphones in and wasn't looking.I've almThesjfsfThen ````
Luckily a man to my right let me know..
I bet if he wasn't "mentally ill" he wouldn't of said anything.
Really sucks, my left ankle is the size of a baseball.
oh that reminds me, I guess my nose lining was really thin and it had to be cauterized.that must have been hell!
But my nose would bleed VERY VERY VERY badly in the mornings (as in I pull out CHUNKS of blood balled up) and it would make me very weak because of the loss of blood. I had to miss school several times because of it. I'd become dizzy and weak.
But yeah it was cauterized after that and that wasn't a pretty sight either LOL.
Hot metal rod thing was shoved up my nose to burn the lining I guess but it's all good now.
Then I remember also that I was at some church get together and I was playing chess when out of nowhere, my balls began hurting so bad when I moved. It got to the point where I had to go to the hospital to get it checked. Nothing was wrong with me apperently, so idk what it was.CANCER.
CANCER.
Then I remember also that I was at some church get together and I was playing chess when out of nowhere, my balls began hurting so bad when I moved. It got to the point where I had to go to the hospital to get it checked. Nothing was wrong with me apperently, so idk what it was.Dear God, I am so sorry for laughing at that. The mental image in my head was horrendously funny.
I meant about that steep cliff thing. Almost falling off and all
About 5 years ago I tried drifting on the ice with a bike. That didn't turned out too good, at my first attempt I fell and broke my left collarbone.
that time I was raging in tf2 just a minute ago and I decided to throw a shoe box full of stuff at the wall and it bounced back and hit me in the faceSomething like this similar happened to me before but instead a shoebox it was a basketball
A. At a young age, one time at Cosco's (Giant wholesale market store) I decided to try the pizza in their pizza court, later on that night I had very, very, Very, violent food poisoning, which my parents got afterwards and lasted for a week. R.I.P newly painted bathroom walls.
LOL that reminds me; a lot of weird shit happens to my family at Costco. My cousin vomits a rainbow in the check-out line, my aunt shits herself twice I think. I swear man, that place forces internal fluids out of your body which then forces you to buy products there. Seems legit.
one time when i was 5, my sister was mopping the floor and i was trying to act cool or something and i fell and my tooth hit my lip hard, the freaking scar thing is still thereI had a appendectomy when I was 10 and after the surgery it hurt a lot when I needed to walk up to go to the bathroom :-X
I've never really brought this up.I once took an extra ADHD pill in the afternoon when I get home and one of the side effects is loss of appetite so I actually managed to go two days without eating.
Considering that my family and parents views of being skinny is asianified if you know what I mean..
(just look up SNSD and you'll see the type of skinny asian people look for in their kids), all my life I've been told I was fat.
Like I said my mother told me I'm fat when I was 7 (denying me of taking ballet lessons) and cousins have told me I was "chubby".
I grew up never being happy of my physical appearance. I always find something wrong.
Up to this day I do, but it was worse when I was about 13-15.
All I did was drink red bull and eat crackers. Water, red bull and crackers. This went on for about a month.
Along with that, I pushed my body to the edge by doing intense work outs (I speed run for about 15-20 mins straight without stopping) and I'd spend about 2-3 hours riding my bike or walking. I did all this with no energy source other than red bull and crackers. I did sit ups and push ups.
Near the end, I was about 87lbs (still 5ft) and I still wasn't fucking happy with the way I looked. I felt like I wasn't curvy enough or whatever media tells me I'm supposed to look like.
LONG STORY SHORT, I BECAME anemic. Due to the lack of nutritional intake. And whenever I tried to eat healthily (as in eat an actual hot MEAL) I'd throw it up ( i guess my body denied it because it felt it was "too much to handle" since it got used to just taking in red bull and crackers) to the point where I had to be watched by the school nurse to eat. I was given special and extended period of time to eat because I had to eat slow for my stomach not to be "overwhelmed" with all this food coming in all of the sudden. It was a hard habit to break.
But whatever man
I once took an extra ADHD pill in the afternoon when I get home and one of the side effects is loss of appetite so I actually managed to go two days without eating.You have ADHD? I didn't know that o.o.
I once took an extra ADHD pill in the afternoon when I get home and one of the side effects is loss of appetite so I actually managed to go two days without eating.Can... can I take a few of your pills?
Can... can I take a few of your pills?
I once took an extra ADHD pill in the afternoon when I get home and one of the side effects is loss of appetite so I actually managed to go two days without eating.you mean adderall? I took that shit in second grade because my mom thought it would help my "ADHD" , but It gave me really bad headaches,I was aggravated by almost everything, and in the fifth grade when I was still taking it, I started having really weird habits such as chewing my book, drooling, shredding up papers, ect. so she took me off the pill. shit man, I was so underweight. it was horrible.
You have ADHD? I didn't know that o.o.Can... can I take a few of your pills?it's pretty obvious don't you think? lol
I just remembered, in freshman year (the same time I was going through that and my shrimp elbow incident) I slipped because I stepped on a floor of water.. the floor was marble and shiny so i couldnt tell there was water there. I was wearing flip flops so yeah.
Either way I.. broke my cheek bone since I slammed onto the marble floor face down.
This was excluding the fact that there was a group of kids ( the bell just rang ) surrounding me as I struggle getting up from the floor saying
OOOOOOOOOH THATS GOTTA HURT .. and I was that "dumb girl who slipped on water"
this thread is making me realize my life sucks.
you mean adderall? I took that shit in second grade because my mom thought it would help my "ADHD" , but It gave me really bad headaches,I was aggravated by almost everything, and in the fifth grade when I was still taking it, I started having really weird habits such as chewing my book, drooling, shredding up papers, ect. so she took me off the pill. shit man, I was so underweight. it was horrible.
really weird habits such as chewing my book, drooling, shredding up papers, ect.
my eyes just saw a walrus suck its own dick, it hurt.
Do you mean a seal?
I didn't know we had walrus's here in Hawaii