Easy way to skip school

[Tiger Guy]

that's what we call... *puts shades on*
Swag. 

You'll never have as much swag as this guy.
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[Sabb]

Mang,

Here at my school we have security cameras every 25 feet and in the smallest places you wouldn't believe.

Cant Skip Class

But only senors are allowed to go out for lunch every day and sneaking out to get something is easy especially when your sis is a senor and drives to school. but all my teachers and school staff love me so when I got caught last year I just put my Poker face on and they let me walk outside.

Lmao, there's shit everywhere too, they know when someone's skipping, it's usually pretty obvious. They're just lazy bitches here :/. They don't really care lol. I'm semi-okay with this though. As long as the teachers can teach, oh well.

[○ Μαρία ○]

Lmao, there's shit everywhere too, they know when someone's skipping, it's usually pretty obvious. They're just lazy bitches here :/. They don't really care lol. I'm semi-okay with this though. As long as the teachers can teach, oh well.

A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.

[ursus]

A [DOG[/b] once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.

Oh fucking shit

A dog.

It could have had a bomb strapped to it, and you all could have died.

[Sabb]

A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.

Wow wtf.
I would be pretty worried if anything got into my school lol. Mainly for the animal's sake, the halls are always fucking crazy...

[○ Μαρία ○]

Wow wtf.
I would be pretty worried if anything got into my school lol. Mainly for the animal's sake, the halls are always fucking crazy...

  My school = 1,990 students. Our stairway is like a cracker, and we are the ants fucking it up.

[○ Μαρία ○]

Oh fucking shit

A dog.

It could have had a bomb strapped to it, and you all could have died.

Exactly.

[ursus]

Exactly. :trollface:

Bombs?

In MY dog?

It could be more likely than you think.

Free dog check

[○ Μαρία ○]

Bombs?

In MY dog?

It could be more likely than you think.

Free dog check

Haaaaaaar, should have seen that one. 

[Hotgreensoldier]

Not really much point to skipping school...Well for me that is.

Never skipped school, it's actually pretty fun when you're fucking around with friends as the teachers are trying to get everything under control.

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Not a bad student tho :L

[Osme]

A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.

We have a service dog in our school.
None of them for the ~6 blind or hearing disable kids.
For the kid who cant walk.
Bit backwards... But more importantly;
Its so fluffy ;-;

[Foofoojack]

He stole one of the health nurse's papers,
Everything is copied, text, signature, He said he'll start selling them for 3 euros.

He stole one of the health nurse's papers,      Suspendable

Everything is copied, text, signature,      Illegal

He said he'll start selling them for 3 euros.      Illegal

[○ Μαρία ○]

We have a service dog in our school.
None of them for the ~6 blind or hearing disable kids.
For the kid who cant walk.
Bit backwards... But more importantly;
Its so fluffy ;-;

d'aw ;  - ;

[ursus]

d'aw ;  - ;

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[Rocket50]

A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.

OH GOD A DOG, GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, GET IT AWAY

MY ALLERGIES, OH GOD, MY ALLER-ASDASGTJH