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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2011, 08:23:00 PM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2011, 08:23:15 PM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2011, 08:26:47 PM »
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Quote from: gamefreak171 on September 20, 2011, 08:17:47 PM
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...that's not what you use a Rickenbacker for.

And Sabb, how do you walk right out the doors through your school without no-one noticing or any letters/phone calls/tardy marks being sent?
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2011, 08:27:39 PM »
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Quote from: Face Cake on September 20, 2011, 08:26:47 PM
...that's not what you use a Rickenbacker for.

If you listen closely, the girl calls him the scum of the earth.
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2011, 08:46:54 PM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2011, 11:04:25 PM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #51 on: September 20, 2011, 11:17:33 PM »
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Scott Pilgrim FTW  ;D
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2011, 03:38:23 AM »
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Well, actually I kind of exaggerated the punishment. You actually get that, if you don't have any excuse for doing it or doing it a lot.

I have been skipping school, this year less than I did last year.
Last friday I had terrible hunger. I just borrowed some money from my friend and walked to McDonald's. I came home, told my mom to fix it. (We have a system, where parents can go check stuff and put explanation for skipping, etc.)
Problem solved. No punishment.
Best. Explanation. Ever.
For that paper, I never took it. The day was so short anyway to risk it.
Also, I like how my friend has 50 none-explained skips. His homeroom teacher just tells him to fix them.
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #53 on: September 21, 2011, 06:02:27 AM »
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Damn...
When I look too all the comments I got the feeling like
Uhmmmm.... where is s this thread gonig over? Lol
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« Reply #54 on: September 21, 2011, 06:54:59 AM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #55 on: September 21, 2011, 07:20:54 AM »
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Quote from: Face Cake on September 20, 2011, 08:26:47 PM
...that's not what you use a Rickenbacker for.

And Sabb, how do you walk right out the doors through your school without no-one noticing or any letters/phone calls/tardy marks being sent?
Teachers notice me sometimes. Either I do what Orgazmo said too well or they just don't give a fuck. Probably the latter. As for phone calls and shit, yea, I get phone calls at my house, but if I really want to skip school I can easily do that and just erase their message. Even when they call though, and the absence doesn't get validated, you don't get called to the office or get detention or anything. I remember the beginning of last year I skipped a day of school and my mom got the phone call and shit (I didn't try hiding it or anything) and then she called and actually had to tell them to give me a detention... Otherwise, nothing happens lol. One time I got detention for something seriously bullshit because my teacher was just an ass, and I got sent to the office and shit and questioned, of course they didn't listen to me and I got a detention. But best part is, I didn't go to the detention. And not a thing happened. Oh, and as for the me skipping school the one time last year and getting detention and blah blah, I didn't go because I broke a bone in my hand, and hadn't gotten to see a doctor or even have any sort of splint or anything to help it at all, and it was my writing hand, so I just didn't go. And then I got in big shit for that. Even though I had a broken hand... with nothing on it... excepted to write an essay and notes... yano.
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #56 on: September 21, 2011, 08:03:33 AM »
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Or you know you could just open the front door and walk home... or not show up at all...
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #57 on: September 21, 2011, 11:15:36 AM »
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #58 on: September 21, 2011, 05:03:17 PM »
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Quote from: Sabb on September 20, 2011, 06:32:02 PM
I find it very likely that 10 police look for you if a highschool student doesn't show up int he first 10 minutes of class... and that you'll get jail time for it...

A bit late for a response, but they look for you in the school for about 20 mins, then any police on duty at that time are notified.
Jail time, im pretty confident about it but im not sure...
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #59 on: September 21, 2011, 05:03:38 PM »
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Most of these stories are not a good habit to get into if you plan on college (*cough*Sabb*cough*). Well it's fine if your school seems to do jack shit like Sabb's, but in my school their pretty strict. Plus talking to the deans sucks, sometimes I just want to slap their shit.

But yea Sabb that's pretty bad ass  :knife:
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