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Title: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Mehis on September 20, 2011, 08:00:36 AM
So, my friend 'insert random name here', has a way to skip school easily.
He stole one of the health nurse's papers, which you show to the class teacher before you can leave.
He made a copy on a computer, so he can just make a new one for tomorrow. Everything is copied, text, signature, expect the stamp. He did try it with couple of other guys already and it worked. He said he'll start selling them for 3 euros.
First I thought this was epic. Then, I thought what would happen, if he gets caught. He could get big bills for copying the signature...
He'll get me one tomorrow for free. So, the question is, should I use it?
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 20, 2011, 08:02:36 AM
Yea, like I said before, I just open the main entrance door, walk through it, and walk home.
Good times.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Mehis on September 20, 2011, 08:04:47 AM
Yea, like I said before, I just open the main entrance door, walk through it, and walk home.
Good times.

Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Lazer Blade on September 20, 2011, 08:11:58 AM
well i guesse you can try it but if you get caught your basicly fucked but its your choice
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Rocket50 on September 20, 2011, 08:16:08 AM
Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.

Wat. I do that every lunchtime
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 20, 2011, 08:34:59 AM
Wat. I do that every lunchtime
God bless Canada.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Repulse on September 20, 2011, 08:37:40 AM
Yea, like I said before, I just open the main entrance door, walk through it, and walk home.
Good times.
U do it in my school ur just gonna get fucked up  :yes:
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 20, 2011, 08:39:18 AM
Also would like to mention just for an example, there's a class that I've missed every day except for the first day of school in. It's not an actual class... it's like a study class kind of... but yea. Haven't even been questioned yet. Feels good.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Orgazmo on September 20, 2011, 09:54:55 AM
Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.

Orgazmos life lesson session:

You can go anywhere and do anything as long as you do it with enough confidence. Looking like you have purpose can get you anywhere. I would walk off campus in the middle of class or anytime I wanted. We had uniforms and if I felt like it I would go to school change in the bathroom and where jeans and another shirt and no one ever really questioned it.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Osme on September 20, 2011, 12:04:30 PM
At my school we can just leave the school after 5th period anyways, if youre a senior, so its pretty nice considering p6 is 3 periods long and p7 is last. Half day, er'day. And 1/2 classes you can skip considering teacher notes are loose leaf paper with signature... And one of my teachers signs his name A___ (Ashline).
Not that I do... I actually like my classes ;-;
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Supertoaster on September 20, 2011, 02:47:45 PM
I'm too much of a pansy to ever skip school. Because after a certain amount of times even if you have a signed slip or something they will call you parents and say "he has been absent a lot lately". etc.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: blαh2355 on September 20, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Meh, I don't really skip school at all. If you go above a certain number of absences in a class, you don't get credit. Say for example, a full year class you can have up to 20 absences but after that, you fail/don't get credit for it.

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Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: aerobro on September 20, 2011, 03:45:56 PM
me n cogs like skipping band practice   :pacman:
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: cogsandspigots on September 20, 2011, 03:52:49 PM
me n cogs like skipping band practice   :pacman:
Bullshit.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ursus on September 20, 2011, 03:54:01 PM
You can go anywhere and do anything as long as you do it with enough confidence.

This.

When I was on a cruise in Alaska last year, there was a weight room on the boat, but I was only 14 then, and you had to be 16 for liability reasons.

So instead of asking, I just waltzed in and started using the equipment.

Not a single fuck was given by the staff.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Dale Feles on September 20, 2011, 04:06:42 PM
My school's policy:

Being late to class once = 30 min after school detention

after 3 times its a phone call to your parents and 1 hour detention where your parents have to pick you up
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Cake Faice on September 20, 2011, 05:28:55 PM
At my school it's impossible.

If you skip and don't show up to class for any given reason, they send home a slip in the mail and call your house phone and put mark it as a truancy on your record. Then the next day they bring you into the Dean's office and question you ect. The slip thing wouldn't work because the Nurse also signs a record sheet and keeps your name on it.

And the doors are locked, security cameras everywhere with various campus monitors roaming around.

Feels bad man.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Supertoaster on September 20, 2011, 06:22:20 PM
My school's policy:

Being late to class once = 30 min after school detention

after 3 times its a phone call to your parents and 1 hour detention where your parents have to pick you up
After 6 times here they kick you out of class and you wont get any points from it until the next semester.


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Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on September 20, 2011, 06:27:57 PM
Damn, I wish I had it that easy. WCBOE (my school board), just made a new policy for this. If a student doesn't show up in class for 10 minutes after the bell rings they put out an all-call. Good luck hiding from about 10 police, and every staff of that school. If they don't find you that day and you show up the next, if you don't have a good reason and good fucking proof you can expect civil actions such as jail time.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 20, 2011, 06:32:02 PM
Damn, I wish I had it that easy. WCBOE (my school board), just made a new policy for this. If a student doesn't show up in class for 10 minutes after the bell rings they put out an all-call. Good luck hiding from about 10 police, and every staff of that school. If they don't find you that day and you show up the next, if you don't have a good reason and good fucking proof you can expect civil actions such as jail time.
I find it very likely that 10 police look for you if a highschool student doesn't show up int he first 10 minutes of class... and that you'll get jail time for it...
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 06:34:55 PM
Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.

"PUNISHMENT"  Sounds kinky. Idea= Stupid. Stay in school kid, you might actually learn how to make non-moronic decisions.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 20, 2011, 06:36:29 PM
I just oversleep or pretend to have diarrhea.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ursus on September 20, 2011, 06:38:08 PM
"PUNISHMENT"  Sounds kinky. Idea= Stupid. Stay in school kid, you might actually learn how to make non-moronic decisions.

Maybe his school still paddles kids.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Devie on September 20, 2011, 06:40:04 PM
I just oversleep or pretend to have diarrhea.

LOLOLOLOL!!

You can go anywhere and do anything as long as you do it with enough confidence.

that's what we call... *puts shades on*
Swag.  8)
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 06:40:20 PM
Maybe his school still paddles kids.
Hot.
My ass sense are tingling.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Foofoojack on September 20, 2011, 06:42:00 PM
Hot.
My ass sense are tingling.

I've heard most things except for that
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ursus on September 20, 2011, 06:42:11 PM
LOLOLOLOL!!

that's what we call... *puts shades on*
Swag.  8)

SouljaQuest.mp3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6N4vQ6m360#)

Hot.
My ass sense are tingling.

MY SENSES

(http://memedepot.com/uploads/0/197_must_not_fap.jpg)
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Foofoojack on September 20, 2011, 06:43:42 PM
MY SENSES

(http://memedepot.com/uploads/0/197_must_not_fap.jpg)

My name is gamefreak and I fap to words
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Tomcat on September 20, 2011, 06:46:19 PM
Mang,

Here at my school we have security cameras every 25 feet and in the smallest places you wouldn't believe.

Cant Skip Class :(

But only senors are allowed to go out for lunch every day and sneaking out to get something is easy especially when your sis is a senor and drives to school. but all my teachers and school staff love me so when I got caught last year I just put my Poker face on and they let me walk outside.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 06:47:01 PM
I've heard most things except for that

OH YEAH.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 20, 2011, 06:48:55 PM
that's what we call... *puts shades on*
Swag.  8)
You'll never have as much swag as this guy.
Lil B - Swag Jerry Rice [JEY-MIX] COOKING VIDEO (VERY STRONG) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49SDHRerJk8#ws)
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 20, 2011, 06:50:40 PM
Mang,

Here at my school we have security cameras every 25 feet and in the smallest places you wouldn't believe.

Cant Skip Class :(

But only senors are allowed to go out for lunch every day and sneaking out to get something is easy especially when your sis is a senor and drives to school. but all my teachers and school staff love me so when I got caught last year I just put my Poker face on and they let me walk outside.
Lmao, there's shit everywhere too, they know when someone's skipping, it's usually pretty obvious. They're just lazy bitches here :/. They don't really care lol. I'm semi-okay with this though. As long as the teachers can teach, oh well.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 06:53:00 PM
Lmao, there's shit everywhere too, they know when someone's skipping, it's usually pretty obvious. They're just lazy bitches here :/. They don't really care lol. I'm semi-okay with this though. As long as the teachers can teach, oh well.

A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ursus on September 20, 2011, 06:53:59 PM
A [DOG[/b] once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.

Oh fucking shit

A dog.

It could have had a bomb strapped to it, and you all could have died.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 20, 2011, 06:55:30 PM
A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.
Wow wtf.
I would be pretty worried if anything got into my school lol. Mainly for the animal's sake, the halls are always fucking crazy...
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 06:57:57 PM
Wow wtf.
I would be pretty worried if anything got into my school lol. Mainly for the animal's sake, the halls are always fucking crazy...
  My school = 1,990 students. Our stairway is like a cracker, and we are the ants fucking it up.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 07:04:35 PM
Oh fucking shit

A dog.

It could have had a bomb strapped to it, and you all could have died.

Exactly. :trollface:
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ursus on September 20, 2011, 07:08:29 PM
Exactly. :trollface:

Bombs?

In MY dog?

It could be more likely than you think.

Free dog check (http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh)
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 07:10:04 PM
Bombs?

In MY dog?

It could be more likely than you think.

Free dog check (http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh)

Haaaaaaar, should have seen that one.  :trollface:
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on September 20, 2011, 07:40:32 PM
Not really much point to skipping school...Well for me that is.

Never skipped school, it's actually pretty fun when you're fucking around with friends as the teachers are trying to get everything under control.

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Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Osme on September 20, 2011, 07:49:07 PM
A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.
We have a service dog in our school.
None of them for the ~6 blind or hearing disable kids.
For the kid who cant walk.
Bit backwards... But more importantly;
Its so fluffy ;-;
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Foofoojack on September 20, 2011, 07:49:16 PM
He stole one of the health nurse's papers,
Everything is copied, text, signature, He said he'll start selling them for 3 euros.

He stole one of the health nurse's papers,      Suspendable

Everything is copied, text, signature,      Illegal

He said he'll start selling them for 3 euros.      Illegal

Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 08:15:55 PM
We have a service dog in our school.
None of them for the ~6 blind or hearing disable kids.
For the kid who cant walk.
Bit backwards... But more importantly;
Its so fluffy ;-;
d'aw ;  - ;
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ursus on September 20, 2011, 08:17:47 PM
d'aw ;  - ;

bassline.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctE1j2qcfCU#ws)
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Rocket50 on September 20, 2011, 08:20:24 PM
A DOG once got in my school. That should show just how screwed we would be if a terrorist came(Also implying you can practically walk out the door). It was a golden Retriever too.

OH GOD A DOG, GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, GET IT AWAY

MY ALLERGIES, OH GOD, MY ALLER-ASDASGTJH
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on September 20, 2011, 08:23:00 PM
bassline.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctE1j2qcfCU#ws)
  8)
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Osme on September 20, 2011, 08:23:15 PM
d'aw ;  - ;
yeap
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Cake Faice on September 20, 2011, 08:26:47 PM
bassline.wmv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctE1j2qcfCU#ws)

...that's not what you use a Rickenbacker for.

And Sabb, how do you walk right out the doors through your school without no-one noticing or any letters/phone calls/tardy marks being sent?
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ursus on September 20, 2011, 08:27:39 PM
...that's not what you use a Rickenbacker for.

If you listen closely, the girl calls him the scum of the earth.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on September 20, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
OH GOD A DOG, GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, GET IT AWAY

http://youtu.be/FM-_Ns4QNTA?t=13s (http://youtu.be/FM-_Ns4QNTA?t=13s)
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Orgazmo on September 20, 2011, 11:04:25 PM
1. Disregard friend
2. Acquire testicles
3. Walk out of school as you damn well please
4. Click this http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/ (http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/)
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Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Supertoaster on September 20, 2011, 11:17:33 PM
Scott Pilgrim FTW  ;D
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Mehis on September 21, 2011, 03:38:23 AM
Well, actually I kind of exaggerated the punishment. You actually get that, if you don't have any excuse for doing it or doing it a lot.

I have been skipping school, this year less than I did last year.
Last friday I had terrible hunger. I just borrowed some money from my friend and walked to McDonald's. I came home, told my mom to fix it. (We have a system, where parents can go check stuff and put explanation for skipping, etc.)
Problem solved. No punishment.
Best. Explanation. Ever.
For that paper, I never took it. The day was so short anyway to risk it.
Also, I like how my friend has 50 none-explained skips. His homeroom teacher just tells him to fix them.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Apie2 on September 21, 2011, 06:02:27 AM
Damn...
When I look too all the comments I got the feeling like
Uhmmmm.... where is s this thread gonig over? Lol
Title: Hey Look I changed the topic name and its all about punishment
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on September 21, 2011, 06:54:59 AM
^^



Lol, god damn this topic
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 21, 2011, 07:20:54 AM
...that's not what you use a Rickenbacker for.

And Sabb, how do you walk right out the doors through your school without no-one noticing or any letters/phone calls/tardy marks being sent?
Teachers notice me sometimes. Either I do what Orgazmo said too well or they just don't give a fuck. Probably the latter. As for phone calls and shit, yea, I get phone calls at my house, but if I really want to skip school I can easily do that and just erase their message. Even when they call though, and the absence doesn't get validated, you don't get called to the office or get detention or anything. I remember the beginning of last year I skipped a day of school and my mom got the phone call and shit (I didn't try hiding it or anything) and then she called and actually had to tell them to give me a detention... Otherwise, nothing happens lol. One time I got detention for something seriously bullshit because my teacher was just an ass, and I got sent to the office and shit and questioned, of course they didn't listen to me and I got a detention. But best part is, I didn't go to the detention. And not a thing happened. Oh, and as for the me skipping school the one time last year and getting detention and blah blah, I didn't go because I broke a bone in my hand, and hadn't gotten to see a doctor or even have any sort of splint or anything to help it at all, and it was my writing hand, so I just didn't go. And then I got in big shit for that. Even though I had a broken hand... with nothing on it... excepted to write an essay and notes... yano.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Shawn on September 21, 2011, 08:03:33 AM
Or you know you could just open the front door and walk home... or not show up at all...
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Astropilot on September 21, 2011, 11:15:36 AM
> Leaves at 2:00
> Leaves at 12:00 Wednesdays

 :trollface:
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on September 21, 2011, 05:03:17 PM
I find it very likely that 10 police look for you if a highschool student doesn't show up int he first 10 minutes of class... and that you'll get jail time for it...

A bit late for a response, but they look for you in the school for about 20 mins, then any police on duty at that time are notified.
Jail time, im pretty confident about it but im not sure...
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ledjohnny on September 21, 2011, 05:03:38 PM
Most of these stories are not a good habit to get into if you plan on college (*cough*Sabb*cough*). Well it's fine if your school seems to do jack shit like Sabb's, but in my school their pretty strict. Plus talking to the deans sucks, sometimes I just want to slap their shit.

But yea Sabb that's pretty bad ass  :knife:
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Sabb on September 21, 2011, 05:10:30 PM
Most of these stories are not a good habit to get into if you plan on college (*cough*Sabb*cough*). Well it's fine if your school seems to do jack shit like Sabb's, but in my school their pretty strict. Plus talking to the deans sucks, sometimes I just want to slap their shit.

But yea Sabb that's pretty bad ass  :knife:
Na I don't skip all my classes man. I just skip useless ones. It's hard to explain, but I'm not derp... I get good grades and shit and blah blah. It's hard to explain cause it's run differently and you don't go to my school and shit, but yea... normally I only skip one class that isn't actually teaching anything. As in, literally isn't.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: ledjohnny on September 21, 2011, 05:41:06 PM
normally I only skip one class that isn't actually teaching anything. As in, literally isn't.
I know what you mean, classes that are required by our state are sooooo boring. Eg: oral communications and consumer education. Oh and that required class called Health.
Total wastes of time, and regular classes are too damn easy, but accel classes are like "Oh hey, lets give you a shit ton of homework because we have nothing better to do!"
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 21, 2011, 05:44:30 PM
I still gotta say that the diarrhea method is a great method.

Also, when I get out of the classroom to go to the bathroom, I make sure it's the bathroom farthest away from the classroom, and to take the long way back to class.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: metalbeersolid on September 21, 2011, 05:56:08 PM
I tend not to skip school because I want to go to University so I can science for money.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 21, 2011, 05:57:37 PM
I tend not to skip school because I want to go to University so I can science for money.
>so I can science for money.
>science for money.

Looks like you need to go back to school
 :trollface:
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: metalbeersolid on September 21, 2011, 06:12:45 PM
Better than getting a job in a store at 17 and living in an apartment for the rest of my life.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Tiger Guy on September 21, 2011, 06:20:11 PM
Better than getting a job in a store at 17 and living in an apartment for the rest of my life.
You also forgot smoking weed and playing the guitar really bad.
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: cogsandspigots on September 21, 2011, 08:02:33 PM
>so I can science for money.
>science for money.

Looks like you need to go back to school
 :trollface:
Science majors don't need no perfect Engrish!
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: Osme on September 22, 2011, 02:41:47 PM
Science majors don't need no perfect Engrish!
yes they do
Title: Re: Easy way to skip school
Post by: StartedBullet on September 22, 2011, 02:51:06 PM
If what you say is true, not a single person on this forum would be an efficient science major?
I agree to my own hypothesis.