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Easy way to skip school
« on: September 20, 2011, 08:00:36 AM »
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So, my friend 'insert random name here', has a way to skip school easily.
He stole one of the health nurse's papers, which you show to the class teacher before you can leave.
He made a copy on a computer, so he can just make a new one for tomorrow. Everything is copied, text, signature, expect the stamp. He did try it with couple of other guys already and it worked. He said he'll start selling them for 3 euros.
First I thought this was epic. Then, I thought what would happen, if he gets caught. He could get big bills for copying the signature...
He'll get me one tomorrow for free. So, the question is, should I use it?

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 08:02:36 AM »
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Yea, like I said before, I just open the main entrance door, walk through it, and walk home.
Good times.


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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 08:04:47 AM »
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Yea, like I said before, I just open the main entrance door, walk through it, and walk home.
Good times.

Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 08:11:58 AM »
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well i guesse you can try it but if you get caught your basicly fucked but its your choice

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 08:16:08 AM »
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Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.

Wat. I do that every lunchtime

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 08:34:59 AM »
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Wat. I do that every lunchtime
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 08:37:40 AM »
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Yea, like I said before, I just open the main entrance door, walk through it, and walk home.
Good times.
U do it in my school ur just gonna get fucked up  :yes:


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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 08:39:18 AM »
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Also would like to mention just for an example, there's a class that I've missed every day except for the first day of school in. It's not an actual class... it's like a study class kind of... but yea. Haven't even been questioned yet. Feels good.


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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 09:54:55 AM »
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Do it in here and you'll get punishment and 2 hour detention.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2011, 12:04:30 PM »
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At my school we can just leave the school after 5th period anyways, if youre a senior, so its pretty nice considering p6 is 3 periods long and p7 is last. Half day, er'day. And 1/2 classes you can skip considering teacher notes are loose leaf paper with signature... And one of my teachers signs his name A___ (Ashline).
Not that I do... I actually like my classes ;-;
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2011, 02:47:45 PM »
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I'm too much of a pansy to ever skip school. Because after a certain amount of times even if you have a signed slip or something they will call you parents and say "he has been absent a lot lately". etc.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2011, 02:55:06 PM »
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Meh, I don't really skip school at all. If you go above a certain number of absences in a class, you don't get credit. Say for example, a full year class you can have up to 20 absences but after that, you fail/don't get credit for it.

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2011, 03:45:56 PM »
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me n cogs like skipping band practice   :pacman:

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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2011, 03:52:49 PM »
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me n cogs like skipping band practice   :pacman:
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Re: Easy way to skip school
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2011, 03:54:01 PM »
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You can go anywhere and do anything as long as you do it with enough confidence.

This.

When I was on a cruise in Alaska last year, there was a weight room on the boat, but I was only 14 then, and you had to be 16 for liability reasons.

So instead of asking, I just waltzed in and started using the equipment.

Not a single fuck was given by the staff.