The situation game

[Deacon]

Sell cancerous tissue to Japan for use in research to create tentacle monster.

You have just created a tentacle monster, and it is now running loose in the streets.

[Deathie]

Check to see if Jim Carry is OK. Get him out of there. Then nuke Canada.

Cancer rates explode in the Northern US due to so much radiation from Canada.

Begin development on anti-radiant drugs in a vault.

The US turns into fallout 3.


FFFFFFFFF-

[Peetah]

Check to see if Jim Carry is OK. Get him out of there. Then nuke Canada.

Cancer rates explode in the Northern US due to so much radiation from Canada.

A: Acquire Eisenstein's brain and create a time machine to travel back and assassinate Deathie and nuke America along with the intelligence...

Q: They lived happily ever after.

[UberLord]

A: In hell.
Q: Your e-peen reaches from a to z on the keyboard, wat do?

[Cheesicle]

A: In hell.
Q: Your e-peen reaches from a to z on the keyboard, wat do?

buy new one from yomocorp

The sun just blew up, you have 8 minutes to live.

[cogsandspigots]

Find MacGiver (however you spell his name) and give him a dust bunny, a paper clip, and bottle of water and tell him to make a fusion reactor.

You have killed Satan become the master of Hell. What do?

[Cheesicle]

Find MacGiver (however you spell his name) and give him a dust bunny, a paper clip, and bottle of water and tell him to make a fusion reactor.

You have killed Satan become the master of Hell. What do?

Send all the poor suffering souls to heaven, shut hell down.

asdf?

[Deathie]

Send all the poor suffering souls to heaven, shut hell down.

asdf?

jkl;

All your teeth fall out.

[Cheesicle]

jkl;

All your teeth fall out.

Invent a machine that turns solid food into mushy applesause-like paste.

North Korean Reunifies with South Korea

[Cable]

Complain that they manufacture their MP3 players poorly because mine was broken when i bought it.

You wake up one morning and you look completely normal... BUT YOUR PENIS/VAGINA IS BLACK LIKE AN AFRICAN!

[Cheesicle]

Complain that they manufacture their MP3 players poorly because mine was broken when i bought it.

You wake up one morning and you look completely normal... BUT YOUR PENIS/VAGINA IS BLACK LIKE AN AFRICAN!

You cut ur pingaz off

[Deathie]

A: Before I do, I enter the pain Olympics.

Q: You wake up on a minecraft island.
Your first thought is to punch trees, but your hand begins to bleed, and night is quickly coming.

[Cheesicle]

A: Before I do, I enter the pain Olympics.

Q: You wake up on a minecraft island.
Your first thought is to punch trees, but your hand begins to bleed, and night is quickly coming.

Punch the tree anyway, Make a wooden club, bash the shit out of 100000 trees, build a house.

You spend hours studying for an extremely hard advanced calculus final exam, you got virtually no sleep, and you find out you left your calculator at home, everyone is using theirs, and teachers do not allow you to borrow theirs.

(This actually happened to me on my physics exam ._.)

[coolzeldad]

A: Substitute all the numbers with variables and solve as far as possible for most credit.

Q: Physics is abandoned.

[Moo]

A: ragdoll a player then rope them and put thrusters on them

Q: you find out that your not the gender you think you are