I just remembered, in freshman year (the same time I was going through that and my shrimp elbow incident) I slipped because I stepped on a floor of water.. the floor was marble and shiny so i couldnt tell there was water there. I was wearing flip flops so yeah.
Either way I.. broke my cheek bone since I slammed onto the marble floor face down.
This was excluding the fact that there was a group of kids ( the bell just rang ) surrounding me as I struggle getting up from the floor saying
OOOOOOOOOH THATS GOTTA HURT .. and I was that "dumb girl who slipped on water"
this thread is making me realize my life sucks.