The situation game

[Jman]

A: Die

Q: You're dead. Wat do

A: Come back to life and fap furiously.

Q: My anus is bleeding.

[Foofoojack]

A: Lick it.

Q: You have cancer and will only live another day.

[Cheesicle]

Fap Furiously

You now have STDs and Cancer. What do

[Foofoojack]

A: Develop as many diseases as you can.

Q: The person you're stalking sees you while you're stalking them.

[Frank]

A: Time to use the garrote...

Q: You don't know how to dispose of the body.

[Deathie]

A: Time to use the garrote...

Q: You don't know how to dispose of the body.

A:

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Invalid. I do.
Use lots of plastic wrap to cover a small room,
Drain bodies blood into a bucket,
begin dividing the body into small sections,
wrap up said sections with wrap,
Load them into heavy-duty trash bags,
Slowly re-roll the plastic wrap and put them in a bag as well,
Dump trash bags into local river/ocean.

Make sure you're using common tools to cut the body.

Q: Someone caught you disposing a body into the local lake.

[Frank]

A: Repeat.


Q: Fallout becomes truez.

[Cheesicle]

A: Repeat.


Q: Fallout becomes truez.

Run to Vault 101

Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
A. Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol.
B. Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life
C. Ask granny for a Minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss
D. Throw your tea in granny's face.

[[Valor]iPounce]

C

IF your PINGAZ is small, What do?

[Cheesicle]

C

IF your PINGAZ is small, What do?

Turn black

You just turned black

[PhysicX M.D.]

Turn black

You just turned black

I colour myself white

What would you do if you have a guy doing a trollfaec on you?

[Frank]

A: Socks with sandals.

Q: The game has just been restarted.

[Jman]

A: Socks with sandals.

Q: The game has just been restarted.

A: I just lost the game.

Q: Frank is still playing "The Game" when it ended around a year ago. What do?

[cogsandspigots]

Continue to make references to the game in order to make him rage.

You are allergic to water. What do?

[Jman]

A: Die before birth because you're made up of over 70% water..

Q: Valve announces the release of hl3 one day before it comes out.