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Re: The situation game
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2011, 08:05:34 PM »
Quote from: Moo on March 06, 2011, 08:04:10 PM
answer: ban ^

situation: you get pushed out of a helicopter and u have a giant towel

answer: fap like a beast, before crashing into the ground

situation: herp
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2011, 08:10:13 PM »
Quote from: c0mp1337 on March 06, 2011, 08:05:34 PM
answer: fap like a beast, before crashing into the ground

situation: herp

Answer: permaban

Situation: You lose the game, and you don't have any clothing.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2011, 08:11:20 PM »
Quote from: gamefreak on March 06, 2011, 08:10:13 PM
Answer: permaban

Situation: You lose the game, and you don't have any clothing.

answer: go to a homeless shelter.

situation: somebody herped your derp, what do?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2011, 08:20:11 PM »
Quote from: c0mp1337 on March 06, 2011, 08:11:20 PM
answer: go to a homeless shelter.

situation: somebody herped your derp, what do?

Answer: Go derp their herps.

Situation: Something divided by 0
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2011, 08:30:27 PM »
Quote from: rocket50 on March 06, 2011, 08:20:11 PM
Answer: Go derp their herps.

Situation: Something divided by 0
Answer: Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
 Situation: You are in the middle of watching the hottest porn video when your grandma walks in, wat do?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2011, 08:42:07 PM »
>Answer: fap to grandma

>Situation: You are mad, though you don't know why.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2011, 09:11:41 PM »
Fap and fap and fap



You wake up and find Mel Gibson staring at you. (not sexually but still creepy)
« Last Edit: March 06, 2011, 09:13:14 PM by cogsandspigots »
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2011, 09:49:37 PM »
>Answer: look for nearest lamp and hit him in the face until it looks like pudding.

>Situation: Charles Mason is in your bedroom with a knife.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2011, 09:52:11 PM »
answer: stab him

situation: your in a car and its going 100 mph and someone opens the door and tries to push u out
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2011, 09:56:39 PM »
>Answer: easy, it's Just Cause 2, so I just pull out my parachute.

>Situation: you are having sex without condom with a chick who's got AIDS and both of you are fertile. You do not want to have any kids and did not know she had AIDS until now.
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2011, 11:17:28 PM »
Answer: Go skydiving!

Situation: You are Link, who just defeated Ganon, yet all princess Zelda tells you is to go back in time.
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When people ask me "Plz" because its shorter than "Please" I feel perfectly justified to answer "No" because its shorter than "Yes".

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2011, 11:18:57 PM »
Answer: Slap that bitch and tell her to make you a sammich.

Situation: Oh shit. You just slapped Princess Zelda and told her to make you a sammich. What do?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2011, 11:23:30 PM »
Answer: Best, sandwich, ever.

Situation:
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When people ask me "Plz" because its shorter than "Please" I feel perfectly justified to answer "No" because its shorter than "Yes".

derp herp lerp perp kerp serp zerp - say faiv timez fazt

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2011, 11:53:01 PM »
Unsuperglue them

Wwyd if you got banned from garrysmod org for making a kickass background?
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Re: The situation game
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2011, 03:30:36 AM »
Buy new garrysmod org


What will happen to the hell when its 2012?
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