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Re: The situation game
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2011, 03:58:19 PM »
A: FUCK YOU YOU CAUSED THIS


Q: You identify a nuclear bomb heading straight towards you.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2011, 04:07:10 PM »
A: FUCK YOU YOU CAUSED THIS


Q: You identify a nuclear bomb heading straight towards you.
A: Fap until the very last moment

Q: You grow a second penis after being exposed to radiation from the nuke.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2011, 04:12:20 PM »
A: Intense 3 way

Q: You grow a vagina.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2011, 04:37:09 PM »
A: Intense 3 way

Q: You grow a vagina.

A: ummm...

Q: you found 200 bucks in the street stained with blood. Wat do?

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2011, 04:59:01 PM »
A: Look around for a body, and try to find the rest of the money.

Q: You pour yourself a bowl of frosted flakes and sit in front of the tv. After you're halfway through with the bowl, you look down. It's covered in brown ants that were camouflaged when you poured the cereal, but can be seen easily behind the white milk. How do you react?


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Re: The situation game
« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2011, 05:34:39 PM »
A: Keep eating. Ants are very nutritious.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #51 on: March 07, 2011, 05:47:20 PM »
attempt to start holocaust of muslims, get owned.

A head crab jumped on your brothers head, killing it will kill your brother. what do?

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #52 on: March 07, 2011, 05:49:20 PM »
Start humping the headcrab's head.

A small child asks you to get in his van and says he has candy.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #53 on: March 07, 2011, 05:55:33 PM »
Start humping the headcrab's head.

A small child asks you to get in his van and says he has candy.

A: Assume the position.

Q: You want to succeed at failing, but by doing this you are succeeding, hence failing your goal of succeeding, while failing again, and so on. What do?

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #54 on: March 07, 2011, 05:57:41 PM »

'Nuff said.

 :pacman: breaks into your house.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2011, 06:10:11 PM »

'Nuff said.

 :pacman: breaks into your house.

Put on a  :redpacmanghost: costume and chase him

you cant think of a situation what do?

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #56 on: March 07, 2011, 06:12:41 PM »
Put on a  :redpacmanghost: costume and chase him

you cant think of a situation what do?

Wait for someone else to post one that gives you an idea and profit?

So much spam on forums. What do?

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #57 on: March 07, 2011, 06:17:18 PM »
 Melt some cheese on it, put it on some bread and have a spam sandwich.

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Re: The situation game
« Reply #58 on: March 07, 2011, 06:31:05 PM »
I'm a whut?

Q: You're walking home one night, and fog surrounds you suddenly. A patient (Silent Hill) is hobbling towards you. What do?


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Re: The situation game
« Reply #59 on: March 07, 2011, 06:35:31 PM »
I'm a whut?

Q: You're walking home one night, and fog surrounds you suddenly. A patient (Silent Hill) is hobbling towards you. What do?
A: Cling clang clung scraaape Pyramid Head has come to rape.

Q: You encounter a group of homosexual bikers, their motorcycles leave a trail of rainbows.