Easy way to skip school

[Sabb]

Most of these stories are not a good habit to get into if you plan on college (*cough*Sabb*cough*). Well it's fine if your school seems to do jack shit like Sabb's, but in my school their pretty strict. Plus talking to the deans sucks, sometimes I just want to slap their shit.

But yea Sabb that's pretty bad ass 

Na I don't skip all my classes man. I just skip useless ones. It's hard to explain, but I'm not derp... I get good grades and shit and blah blah. It's hard to explain cause it's run differently and you don't go to my school and shit, but yea... normally I only skip one class that isn't actually teaching anything. As in, literally isn't.

[ledjohnny]

normally I only skip one class that isn't actually teaching anything. As in, literally isn't.

I know what you mean, classes that are required by our state are sooooo boring. Eg: oral communications and consumer education. Oh and that required class called Health.
Total wastes of time, and regular classes are too damn easy, but accel classes are like "Oh hey, lets give you a shit ton of homework because we have nothing better to do!"

[Tiger Guy]

I still gotta say that the diarrhea method is a great method.

Also, when I get out of the classroom to go to the bathroom, I make sure it's the bathroom farthest away from the classroom, and to take the long way back to class.

[metalbeersolid]

I tend not to skip school because I want to go to University so I can science for money.

[Tiger Guy]

I tend not to skip school because I want to go to University so I can science for money.

>so I can science for money.
>science for money.

Looks like you need to go back to school
 

[metalbeersolid]

Better than getting a job in a store at 17 and living in an apartment for the rest of my life.

[Tiger Guy]

Better than getting a job in a store at 17 and living in an apartment for the rest of my life.

You also forgot smoking weed and playing the guitar really bad.

[cogsandspigots]

>so I can science for money.
>science for money.

Looks like you need to go back to school
 

Science majors don't need no perfect Engrish!

[Osme]

Science majors don't need no perfect Engrish!

yes they do

[StartedBullet]

If what you say is true, not a single person on this forum would be an efficient science major?
I agree to my own hypothesis.