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[Loke]

that "both" joke is really getting old

NO, YOU'RE GETTING OLD 

[·UηİŦ··]

Question to discuss:
Which country has the hottest girls ?

Stranger: los angelis

You: Bias.

You: Bias bias bias bias

You: Los angelis is a country?

Stranger: oh country'

You: LOS ANGELIS IS A COUNTRY?

Stranger: NO I MEATN

You: LOS ANGELIS IS A COUNTRY?!

Stranger: NO I THOTG HE SAID STATE

You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

He just killed a ton of people today.

[○ Μαρία ○]

You: Hello
Stranger: you a guy?
You: you a girl?
Stranger: ya
You: Then sure.
You: I am a male octopus.
You: Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Oh lawd.

[Purple]

He just killed a ton of people today.

LOL

[Astropilot]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do you like starcraft
You: i like starcraft
You: do you play starcraft
Stranger: yes
You: what do you think of starcraft
You: its a good game starcraft
Stranger: great gamr
You: yes
Stranger: game
You: do you play touhou?
Stranger: I dont
You have disconnected.

[๖Ϝцzsioᴎ]

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Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Uhhh

Stranger: ?

You: Get a life and stop asking for sex on the internet

You: kthxbai

You: would you like some troll in your icecream?

Stranger: no

You: Come on

You: Its good

Stranger: no

You: Reeeealy good

You: better than sex

Stranger: no

Stranger: no

You: Its better than looking for females on the internet

Stranger: no

You: Because your too lazy to get one yourself

Stranger: nah

You: Then why are you asking for sex?

Stranger: im.not

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Sounds like sex.

Stranger: nope

You: Yeo

Stranger: just someone to talk to

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

You: Stranger: horny male 17 with kik looking for f

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Error: System.UriFormatException: Invalid URI: The URI is empty.

Stranger: at System.Uri.CreateThis(String uri, Boolean dontEscape, UriKind uriKind)

You: I LIKE MUDKIPZ IN MY SANWICH DONT YOU?

Stranger: at System.Net.WebRequest.Create(String requestUriString)

Stranger: at Luthy.Form1.process(String url, CookieContainer cookiejar, String postdata, String contentType, String proxy, String referrer)

[·UηİŦ··]

Two Units walk into a room.

I'm either high or have a headache.

This might violate Doublepost...

Please delete those.

http://pastebin.com/iZSeukGT

[Hotgreensoldier]

Two Units walk into a room.

I'm either high or have a headache.

This might violate Doublepost...

Please delete those.

http://pastebin.com/iZSeukGT

I....I just read a majority of that.

What. The. Hell. My mind is full of millions of fuck but I actually found that interesting even though the person you were talking to seemed bat-shit insane.

[Purple]

;_;

[Jman]

fucking video chats are the best LOL, look at his fucking hair

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My poop....comes out like rockets......

[Sabb]

fucking video chats are the best LOL, look at his fucking hair

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I CALL RIGHTS TO EVERY LINE THAT ISN'T ABOUT POOPING

Also... he left right after that. I'm not sure if it was because of Jman's pooping line, or if it was because Purple shouted "DAMN LOOK AT HIS HAIR".

[Jman]

I CALL RIGHTS TO EVERY LINE THAT ISN'T ABOUT POOPING

Also... he left right after that. I'm not sure if it was because of Jman's pooping line, or if it was because Purple shouted "DAMN LOOK AT HIS HAIR".

NUH-UH. I ALSO SAID "you look so hardcore" lol

[ٶȻhriʂ]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: I like trains
You: *train runs me over*
Stranger: boor bryan
Stranger: poor
Stranger: hoer
Stranger: moer
Stranger: boer
Stranger: loer
You: DOSH,
Stranger: oer
You: OI NEED SOME MONEY!
Stranger: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
You: FUUCK YOO COOUCH
Stranger: I'M A MOTHERFIRETRUCKING CHAIR
You: DIS GON B GUD!
Stranger: QUE
You: QUI
Stranger: WHAT
You: THE
Stranger: FIRETRUCK
You: IS THIS
Stranger: FECIES
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: AJAX IS GAY
You: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: 020 IS GAY
Stranger: 010 IS OOK GAY
Stranger: 040 IS COOL
You: EVERYTHING IS GAY!
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I had no idea what i was doing...

[Zevante]

[yoshi]

You: Hey bro

Stranger: Hi

You: i made some waffles

You: do you want some?

Stranger: No

You: Pancakes?

Stranger: No

You: Brownies?

Stranger: No

Stranger: Choclate

You: Cheese cake?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Lol

You: Too bad we're out of it

Stranger: Aww