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Entertainment (Read Only) => Games => Post-Based Games/Threads => Topic started by: Devie on July 19, 2011, 07:43:23 PM

Title: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Devie on July 19, 2011, 07:43:23 PM
I'll start off..


Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: wuz good
Stranger: wuz good?
You: yea
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


post as often as you can!

Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Ἆxule on July 20, 2011, 01:23:22 AM
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You: Sup
Stranger: Hey!:D
Stranger: damn u winm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also, I keep getting this Technical Error.
Any idea how to fix it?
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: cogsandspigots on July 20, 2011, 07:27:10 AM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Try the adult, fun version of Omegle! [ sexy omegle [dot] com ]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wait, what?!?!
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 20, 2011, 09:35:40 AM
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You: The Game
Stranger: hey(: asl

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: want some candy

You: I have some in my van

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Stranger: hi

Stranger: i'm m

You: HIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN BBLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi asl



You: hello

You: would you like some mudkipz in your icecream?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: i have candy

You: in

You: my

You: van

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hello

Stranger: 24m

You: would you like to see my...

You: HIIDDDDEEENN BLLLAAAAADDDEEEEEE

Stranger: u m/f?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hai

Stranger: m or f?|

You: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: helo

You: you spelled hello wrong

Stranger: fuck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Foofoojack on July 20, 2011, 02:26:53 PM
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You: m/f?
Stranger: CAMERON!
You: uh
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

THATS MY REAL LIFE NAME
WHAT TEH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Carp on July 20, 2011, 02:43:13 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on July 20, 2011, 02:26:53 PM
THATS MY REAL LIFE NAME
WHAT TEH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

i don't think m/f means what is your name.....
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
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Stranger: hi
You: Stout Shako for 2 refined, want it?
You: Trading
Stranger: for what?
You: Stout Shako for 2 refined
Stranger: i like dudes
You: Cmon, I'm a fucking demopan
You: Male/female
You: Scotland
Stranger: both
You: Now do you accept?
You: Yes.
You: Stout Shako for 2 refined
You: Fine, a eyelander and a refined
Stranger: i like goatse porn
You: How about that?
You: Faxking magnets
You: Fine, 8 scrap metal and a direct hit.
Stranger: wana by my ritz crackers?
Stranger: only 2 shillings
You: Do you have a ubersaw on you?
Stranger: ya i do
Stranger: need it?
You: I'll give ya 3 scrap metal for it.
Stranger: 4
You: Hmm
You: Fine

....Dammit, should've gotten him to get it to keep it at 3 scrap metal.


EDIT: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK, I just found a damn ubersaw, there goes 4 scrap metal down the drain.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: cogsandspigots on July 20, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
....Dammit, should've gotten him to get it to keep it at 3 scrap metal.


EDIT: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK, I just found a damn ubersaw, there goes 4 scrap metal down the drain.
8 weapons for 1?
Bad deal, my friend, bad deal.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 02:58:15 PM
Quote from: cogsandspigots on July 20, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
8 weapons for 1?
Bad deal, my friend, bad deal.

I'm REALLY good with the ubersaw and I was very desperate :P

But, of course, you know that this was just a joke xD
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Sabb on July 20, 2011, 03:08:03 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 02:51:40 PM
....Dammit, should've gotten him to get it to keep it at 3 scrap metal.


EDIT: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK, I just found a damn ubersaw, there goes 4 scrap metal down the drain.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DID YOU ACTUALLY BUY AN UBERSAW FOR OVER 1 REC?
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 03:15:19 PM
Quote from: Sabb on July 20, 2011, 03:08:03 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DID YOU ACTUALLY BUY AN UBERSAW FOR OVER 1 REC?

....You're joking, right?

....Right?
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Foofoojack on July 20, 2011, 03:22:35 PM
Quote from: Carp on July 20, 2011, 02:43:13 PM
i don't think m/f means what is your name.....

I know, the person just randomly yelled my name
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Cake Faice on July 20, 2011, 03:29:18 PM
I'm staying away from Omegle because one of the partners wanted to take a massive dump in my mouth and mixed it around with an eggbeater until his "batter" was ready to be baked.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: cogsandspigots on July 20, 2011, 03:29:28 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Selling vintage Ubersaw for 2 scrap.

Stranger: HEY!

You: What?

Stranger: :-) hi

You: You like the offer?

Stranger: whats up, you always use omegle to find horny girls online lol? pig! :P

You: No, I'm looking to sell my weapons for scrap metal.

You: Selling vintage Ubersaw for 2 scrap.

Stranger: hehe, well...i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;-)

Stranger: yea i have a fetish for being on camera, but omegle's video chat is monitor'd and i can't do dirty stuff on there haha :P

You: I also have a Direct Hit I want to sell.

Stranger: 24/f/Houston

You: But I'm looking for a Boston Basher, do you have one?

You: What about a Sydney Sleeper?

You: You have one?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wow, they still kept pushing the horny girl act even when it was being completely ignored.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Sabb on July 20, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 03:15:19 PM
....You're joking, right?

....Right?
Uh, no.
I can't tell if you were joking or not... Tell me you were.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 20, 2011, 03:53:12 PM
Quote from: Sabb on July 20, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
Uh, no.
I can't tell if you were joking or not... Tell me you were.
:IIIIIIIIIIII
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 04:06:25 PM
Quote from: Sabb on July 20, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
Uh, no.
I can't tell if you were joking or not... Tell me you were.

Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on July 20, 2011, 02:58:15 PM
I'm REALLY good with the ubersaw and I was very desperate :P

But, of course, you know that this was just a joke xD

Yes, I was joking....
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on July 20, 2011, 05:37:34 PM
Well.

I'm not sure why everyone thinks I'm evil.

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You: Hello

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: hi

Stranger: stranger number 666

You: ...

You: :o

Stranger: so

Stranger: how are you

Stranger: sad

Stranger: happy

Stranger: tired

Stranger: ?

You: Really hot and Bothered cause it's really hot outside :< (I'm trying really hard to make things awkward as heck)

Stranger: really?

Stranger: where u from? =o

You: Canada

Stranger: canada?

Stranger: hot?

You: Yes I know it's hard to believe :u

Stranger: yeah u.u

Stranger: global warming

Stranger: is it the name?

You: Yep

Stranger: what do you do in canada?

Stranger: study, work..

You: Well TBH I've been sleeping for pretty much since Summer started

You: lulz

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sounds like a good way to spend the summer

Stranger: I'm from Polond

Stranger: and its not that hot in here

You: Lucky D:

Stranger: ye...

Stranger: i prefer winter

You: Me too >.> lol

Stranger: --

Stranger: how old are you

You: 16? (PEDOALERTOHNOES)

Stranger: me too o.O

Stranger: 1 + 6 = 7 (number of perfection) [That was not creepy at allll]

You: Math? :o

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: well, im going to take to stranger number 667 now....nice talking to you

Stranger: *talk

You: :3 (Last attempt to invoke the lulz)

Stranger: Bye number 666

I even fucking sacrificed my dignity with a :3 faic and got nothing in return.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 20, 2011, 06:30:38 PM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on July 20, 2011, 05:37:34 PM
Well.

I'm not sure why everyone thinks I'm evil.

I even fucking sacrificed my dignity with a :3 faic and got nothing in return.
icwutudidtharunit
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: memo3300 on July 28, 2011, 11:42:20 AM
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You: hellou there

Stranger: hey

You: so whats up?

Stranger: nm asl

You: aah... what the fuck is that?

Stranger: age sex were u live

You: you forgot to ask me how long is my penis

Your conversational partner has disconnected
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on July 29, 2011, 10:17:03 AM
LOL MEMO
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Devie on July 29, 2011, 02:02:49 PM
I fucking forgot completely that I made this thread.
and wtf I used all caps for the subject



Jeez I don't remember this at all LOL
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Foofoojack on July 29, 2011, 04:59:59 PM
Stranger: are u justin bieber ?
You: howd you know
Stranger: duno just guesed are i realy him ?
You: yeah!
You: no joke!
Stranger: okee whens ur birthday and thn i will believe u
You: march first
You: 1994
Stranger: OMB IT IS U !!!!!! I LOVE U SO MUCH XX
You: thank you!
Stranger: are u seroius
You: as serious as they get
You: whats your name?
Stranger: niamh can u follow me on twitter ??
Stranger: niamh_bieber99
You: alright ill start followin u
Stranger: thank you so much x
You: yeah no problem, ill send it soon
You: bye!
Stranger: thank you bye xxx
Stranger: omb thank you xxxxxxxxx
You have disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: memo3300 on July 29, 2011, 07:18:56 PM
how the fuck you knew the birthday of justin bieber?
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Cable on July 29, 2011, 08:45:41 PM
I pretend to be a bot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP
Stranger: y0 dawg
You: Hi.
You: How are you.
You: Question mark.
Stranger: p3niiisz
You: Thats mature.
Stranger: ikr
You: So do you like Dubstep?
Stranger: i love it
You: Thats right.
You: Everyone loves it.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not my p3niisz
You: You are some type of 1337 I see.
Stranger: yes
You: Thats cool.
You: Do you 1337 a lot?
Stranger: im coo
You: or just when you're alone?
Stranger: im not alone
You: So we have guests?
Stranger: yes my p3niiisz
You: Oh, of course.
Stranger: =]
You: How did I forget jim?
You: *him
Stranger: na jk we have guests
You: Unless your p3niiisz is name jim.
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: na its name is tim
You: I am neither male or female.
You: I am simply a robot.
You: A chatting bot you may say.
Stranger: does this robot have a wet pussy
You: My gears are a tad greasy.
Stranger: thats what i like to hear
You: Oh, Stop. You're making my CPU spark.
Stranger: lol
You: Would you like me to graph out a image of my harddrive?
You: Its quite large.
You: Around 500gb's
You: Well over enough to please any person.
Stranger: dayyyyyuuuuuum mama
Stranger: im gonna leave you and your sexy hard drive <3
You: You are leaving?
Stranger: yes, i cummed.
You: You make my harddrive floppy.
You: Floppier than a Floppy disk.
Stranger: alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on July 29, 2011, 08:49:24 PM
Quote from: Cable on July 29, 2011, 08:45:41 PM
I pretend to be a bot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP
Stranger: y0 dawg
You: Hi.
You: How are you.
You: Question mark.
Stranger: p3niiisz
You: Thats mature.
Stranger: ikr
You: So do you like Dubstep?
Stranger: i love it
You: Thats right.
You: Everyone loves it.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: not my p3niisz
You: You are some type of 1337 I see.
Stranger: yes
You: Thats cool.
You: Do you 1337 a lot?
Stranger: im coo
You: or just when you're alone?
Stranger: im not alone
You: So we have guests?
Stranger: yes my p3niiisz
You: Oh, of course.
Stranger: =]
You: How did I forget jim?
You: *him
Stranger: na jk we have guests
You: Unless your p3niiisz is name jim.
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: na its name is tim
You: I am neither male or female.
You: I am simply a robot.
You: A chatting bot you may say.
Stranger: does this robot have a wet pussy
You: My gears are a tad greasy.
Stranger: thats what i like to hear
You: Oh, Stop. You're making my CPU spark.
Stranger: lol
You: Would you like me to graph out a image of my harddrive?
You: Its quite large.
You: Around 500gb's
You: Well over enough to please any person.
Stranger: dayyyyyuuuuuum mama
Stranger: im gonna leave you and your sexy hard drive <3
You: You are leaving?
Stranger: yes, i cummed.
You: You make my harddrive floppy.
You: Floppier than a Floppy disk.
Stranger: alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh crap, ....

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Foofoojack on July 29, 2011, 08:58:58 PM
Quote from: memo3300 on July 29, 2011, 07:18:56 PM
how the fuck you knew the birthday of justin bieber?
welcome to google
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Supertoaster on July 29, 2011, 11:58:34 PM
LOL
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Foofoojack on August 01, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Which is your country

You: I country is which what country yours is which.
You: My*
Stranger: china
You: china is which country my are which is your which country.
Stranger: o
Stranger: ??
You: yes. he country that is which is your country which is my which country.
Stranger: Which is your country?


You: Again, my country is which what country yours is which.
Stranger: ？？
Stranger: Your English really bad ah! ! ! ! ! !


You: The english is which bad of bad which is english of bad which is.
Stranger: ？？？？
Stranger: Which is your country? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
You: Please use corrected of correction grammar when correcting the corrections of correctness.
Stranger: ？
Stranger: You say, which country you are?


You: nope.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 01, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
LOL AT THE "nope" ending :3
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Goat on August 04, 2011, 12:06:33 AM
Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: be honest. there are no girls on here.

You: ikr

You: i look for girls

You: on the interwebs

You: they give secks

Stranger: yes, buttsecks

Stranger: surprise buttsecks

You: oh god

You: wwat

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: they're crazy

You: crazy surpise buttsecks

You: is like

You: hot

Stranger: yeah, you said it bro.

You: my balls are imploded up my ass

Stranger: dang!! how does that feel?

You: like

You: i could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Stranger: dang, pretty awesome sounding.

You: the zed

You: they are coming

You: shit

Stranger: FUCK

You: i need to barricade my doors

You: FUCK

You: THEY ARE COMMIN THROUGH THE WIN-

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: NO YOU STRANGER

Stranger: DONT DIE ON ME

You: OH GOD THEY ARE COMM-

Stranger: GRAB THE 12 GAUGE

You: OHHHHHHH GOD

You: THEY BUSTED THE DOOR DOWN
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Roach :3 on August 04, 2011, 10:44:20 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

You: Some one

You: Ok

Stranger: hi to

Stranger: are u for m

You: Noep

Stranger: are u f or m

You: M

Stranger: fuck u

You: :3

You: I like jelly beans

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: yoshi on August 04, 2011, 06:28:51 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I love pizza

Stranger: i love pussy

You: and cake

Stranger: and tits

You: nope

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


idk random
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Roach :3 on August 05, 2011, 12:15:22 AM
Awwww you didn't make him rage quit :3
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Bullet Freeman on August 05, 2011, 07:42:35 AM
Troll fail

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: what's a good song?

You: cake

Stranger: other

You: cake 2

You: lol

Stranger: -______-

You: dem wimen been chasing me whole day

Stranger: who's that?

You: barely barricaded myself in my house

You: wimen

You: been

You: chasing

You: me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Unexpected

Code: [Select]
You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: gay male?

You: FUCK OFF


Too hard question

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Are you a Bro?

Stranger: Mhm.

You: Fuck yea Bro

Stranger: XD

You: There are no girls around here

Stranger: Yeah...

You: Benn searching......

You: Nope

You: Bee*

You: Been*

You: My keyboard is shit

Stranger: aaah.

You: How do Magnets work?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


So many gays on Omeegle

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: to be honest there are no girls around here

Stranger: i'm a male

You: yep

You: me too

Stranger: i'm a gay

You: Go eat a dick!

You have disconnected.


And so he went as i told im....

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: do you usa?

You: Go eat a dick!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Racist Piece of shi.....

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: nigga

You: homie

Stranger: lolololololololololol

You: go eat a potato

Stranger: i'm not irish

You: well i dont give a fuck

Stranger: well fuck me motherfucker

You: well go suck a dick

Stranger: your dick?

You: aww dang

You: you ruined it

You: gtfo

Stranger: nooooooo

You: nooooooo what

Stranger: no I wont lick your ballbag

You: HURR DURR IM A HOERS

Stranger: really - I thought you were a nigger

You: aw you racisist piec.....OMFG THEY ARE COMING

Stranger: who are?

You: THEY ARE BRAKING DOWN THE DO....

Stranger: the niggers?

You: THEYR COMING TROUGH THE WIN......

You: THEY ARE HE....

You: AWW FUC

Stranger: they're coming

Stranger: ?

Stranger: oh gawd

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: is my nigga dead?

You: maybe

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: i grabbed the shotgun

Stranger: and shot yourself?

You: but it aint done

You: hell no

You: i shot them

You: dem crazy wimen

Stranger: white women?

You: they be swarm...HERE THE COME AGAIN!

Stranger: they're cumming

Stranger: ?

You: I BARRICADED THE WINDOWS

You: ANDHE DOORS

You: HOLY SHIT

Stranger: and the garbage chute?

You: THEYR COMING OUT OF MY DICK

You: AWW HELL NO

Stranger: oh gawd - it's the tadpoles

Stranger: nigger

Stranger: oh he dead

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Im a potato!

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: Asl ? (:

You: Im a potato

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Im a potato II

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: girl?

You: yes

Stranger: bi les or straight

You: wanna have sexy time?

Stranger: yes

You: aww dang bro, Im acctualy a potato.

You have disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Roach :3 on August 05, 2011, 10:26:17 AM
Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: I am toast :3

You: hahahaa

Stranger: wtf

You: TOAST FTW

You: Why u no like toast huh?

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Racist.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Bullet Freeman on August 05, 2011, 11:41:13 AM
lol


WTF!

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: im a waffle

Stranger: Pancake here.

You: aww hey bro

Stranger: What's good?

You: a waffle toast is good

Stranger: Butter?

You: yush

Stranger: Sweet. Me too

Stranger: I WANNA RUB IT ALL OVER MY COCK UNTIL I CUM

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Why so GAY!

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Gay m

You: to be honest there are no girls on here

You: Aww HELL NO

Stranger: Idc I'm gay

You: GIT AWAY

You have disconnected.


GAY WTF?

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hiii

Stranger: wassp

You: aww bro

You: finnaly

You: nm

Stranger: how are yu?

You: older than you

Stranger: how do you know

You: im a waffle, thats how

Stranger: waffle?

You: ?elffaw

You: fuck yea

You: you got mindfukd

Stranger: relax dude

Stranger: asl?

You: lol

You: ur an asl fag?

Stranger: not really

You: so many.......asl fags

You: here

Stranger: you made ask that que!!

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: thanks man

Stranger: where are you from

You: croatia

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: whats your name

Stranger: ?

Stranger: there?

You: i told you

You: waffle

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorrry

You: i like jelly beans

Stranger: oh thats nice

You: and dawgs

Stranger: i can give it to you

You: noep

Stranger: how old are you?

You: how many times must i say

You: noep

Stranger: do you a have a boyfriend?

You: huh?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: do you?

You: i aint gay bro

You: gtfo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: memo3300 on August 05, 2011, 01:03:13 PM
You: please rape my face

Stranger: okey

You: fuck yeah

You: where you live?

Stranger: burada bebeğim tabii şimdi sen beni anlamazsın götün oğlu

You: mmm you better come to my place then, i live in Buenos Aires, Argentina

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


(btw i don't live in argentina, near argentina but not argentina)



Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Goat on August 06, 2011, 03:22:42 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
If female which do you prefer cut or uncut? If male which do you have?

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

You: rofl

You: thats epic

Stranger: xD

Stranger: IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR ANUS

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR ANUS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: JellHumper on August 06, 2011, 07:40:42 AM
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: want to play a game?
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Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Bullet Freeman on August 06, 2011, 09:50:11 AM
Magnets?

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: m/f

You: incorrect

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ITS A COMPUTER!

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: 13,883 strangers online

Stranger: m omegle

You: i knnow

You: i have eyes

Stranger: u r using invalid IP address

You: I like jelly beans

Stranger: register ur computer

You: Y U DO DIS

Stranger: else strict action will be take

You: gtfo

Stranger: coz

You: cool story bro

Stranger: people r using fake id

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: do i look lik bro?

Stranger: m computer

Stranger: i dont have pennis

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: i dont so sex

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: no loo

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: m a computer

You: very cool story bro.

Stranger: memmory 1 Tb

Stranger: RAM 2Tb

You: ultra cool story bro.

Stranger: OS window 8

You: AND IM A WAFFLE

Stranger: motherboard intel p100

You: AND GUESS WHAT

Stranger: graphic card Nvdia

You: oh sorry im busy not giving a fuck

You: please hold

Stranger: fuck off

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Moms

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny female?

You: no, that would be your mother

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


SUPRISE BUTTCEKS!

Code: [Select]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hola

You: SUPRISE BUTTCEKS!

Stranger: what?

You: TWO SUPRISE BUTTCEKSES!!

Stranger: What?

You: THREE SUPRISE BUTTCEKSES!!!

Stranger: PENIS

You: DIECK

Stranger: That's just Honky Dory

You: I MAST SEIV THE HUMENS

You: HURR DURR IM A HOERS

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Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: cogsandspigots on August 07, 2011, 02:08:44 PM
I love spy mode now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm surprised that lasted as long as it did.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on August 08, 2011, 01:58:02 AM
My face.
trollface.jpg


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EXPOSEEEE
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: yoshi on August 08, 2011, 07:28:51 AM
Talk to strangers!
15,648 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm a huge faggot plz rape my face

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Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 08, 2011, 04:01:19 PM
LOL YOSHI
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 05:40:47 PM
Lol ok mine
 
 
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Quote from: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 05:40:47 PM
[quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good
You: you
Stranger: im alright
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 08, 2011, 06:59:13 PM
Quote from: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 05:41:10 PM
Half of the chat
Coolstorybro
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 07:51:21 PM
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on August 08, 2011, 06:59:13 PM
Coolstorybro
Lol didnt copy the rest sorry
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 09, 2011, 10:24:48 AM
Quote from: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 07:51:21 PM
Lol didnt copy the rest sorry
I see no worries  ;)
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: aerobro on August 12, 2011, 09:46:23 AM
waffle I read your chats and I think this uneeded picture is in order
(http://i.imgur.com/w05JP.jpg)
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Bullet Freeman on August 13, 2011, 12:14:31 PM

...

Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i like em big i like emm chunky .

You: ............................................______ __........................
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You: i like em HOERS

Stranger: disterbing

You: GTFO AND TAKE YOUR FAIL WITH YOU

Stranger: okay .

Stranger: me sorry .

Stranger: i leave .

You: me waffle O________O

Stranger: its delicious .

You: i liek mudkipz

Stranger: umm whatz dat ?

You: ITSA MARIO!

Stranger: Luigi

You: MAMA MIA, GTFO

Stranger: What .

Stranger: me no speak Japon .

You: germans took french oranges

Stranger: really ?

You: gtfo yarly

Stranger: NO YELL AT ME .

You: YO NEEL MT AE

You: DAWG

Stranger: YOU GOTTA CHILL .

You: COU YOTTA GHILL

Stranger: thankz for calling .

You: MUDKIPZ O________O

Stranger: ayyy uste callmatee me no speak chinese loco .

You: me got boner

You: ching chang chong

Stranger: ayy you no talk to me that way .

You: mung yai?

Stranger: ku

You: cheng dong fotha mucka

Stranger: Adios .

You: rong ding dong

Stranger: ping pang pooo

You: Imitating, ur doing it wrong

Stranger: Ugh no your wrong .

You: SO, YU SPIK INGLISH?

Stranger: n

You: I

Stranger: No me speak engles like ricki engles .

You: EAT

You: YOUR

You: CHEEZEBURGER

Stranger: hahaha okay ,

You: I

You: DRINK

You: YO

You: MILKSHAKE

You: I

Stranger: NOOOO

You: SCREW

You: YER

Stranger: LEAVEEE MEE ALONE

You: MAM

Stranger: CREAPER

Stranger: POOPER

You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You have disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Ἆxule on May 31, 2012, 12:14:17 AM
Bump because relevant.

Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello im a MILF hunter

You: explain to me what the means

Stranger: Are you a female ?

You: I'm 9 what is this

Stranger: You are nine years old ?

You: My mom says I shouldn't talk to strangers

You: what does MILF mean

Stranger: And you should listen to her

Stranger: Is your mom around ?

You: Why

Stranger: You have made a mistake by coming to Omegle, and I have to tell her what you did

Stranger: Call her

You: She says she's tired

You: Should I call my daddy instead

Stranger: (of course she is lol)

Stranger: Yeah

You: Hello

Stranger: Hello

You: Who is this

You: MILF

Stranger: Hello Mr Roberts

You: Why

Stranger: Im the CEO of omegle

You: Omegle

Stranger: i need to talk to mrs.. Roberts

You: what i-

Stranger: is she here ?

You: What is this site

You: Obviously a chatting site

Stranger: Indeed sir

Stranger: Hello im a MILF hunter

You: Why were you talking to my 9 year old

Stranger: Im talking to your wife

Stranger: She forget your son soccer jersey at my home

Stranger: Can i talk to her please ?

You: Oh!

You: Kasandra right?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: Kassssssandra

You: CEO of Omegle eh?

Stranger: Come on don't be such a pain in the ass, and start pretending being Mrs Roberts

Stranger: mrs roberts ?

You: I don't feel comfortable with you talking to my 9 year old

You: Especially with you being a MILF hunter...

Stranger: Hello Mrs Roberts im Ridley Scott I'm a MILF hunter, working for CNNN

You: Good bye ma'am

You have disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on May 31, 2012, 01:21:53 PM
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Okay.jpg
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on May 31, 2012, 01:22:56 PM
Quote
Question to discuss:
do u believe in love at the first sight?

You: Meh.

Stranger: no, love at first site is like lust

You: ^

Stranger: we talked about this in english when we were reading romeo and juliet

Stranger: like yesterday

You: I don't and will never "fall in love" with someone just by looking at someone, either. I have to know them... like, KNOW them. I'm not that mindless and self-esteem-less...

You: Or mindless in general.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I wanna tell you a funny story about school

Stranger: please don't dc in the middle

You: BUT

You: WHEN DID YOU START TELLING A STORY MARK

You: I NEVER SAID YES

Stranger: it's a pretty short story

You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU FORCING A FANFIC DOWN MY THROAT

Stranger: I'm a guy

Stranger: I go to school

You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

You: FUCK

Stranger: alright, just listen

You: NO

You: NO

Stranger: fine, dc

You: POLICE

Stranger: if you want, you can dc

You: fap

I never asked for a life story, Mark.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Loke on June 03, 2012, 08:22:29 PM
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 30, both, in your anus
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Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Ἆxule on June 04, 2012, 01:21:44 AM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on May 31, 2012, 01:22:56 PM
I never asked for a life story, Mark.

I really wanted to know what his story was...
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on June 04, 2012, 01:37:09 AM
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Looking for a girl in mumbai
You: timmy bathe in my nectar
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: yo
Stranger: when
Stranger: and where
You: 3 am in a wastelandx
Stranger: where
You: ... i have a dick
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Quote
   
Select Language​▼
14,550 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl ???
You: age 12 sex transexual location maldives
You: looking for sexy bois
Stranger: m 4 u
You: do you have a dildo in your house?
Stranger: horny male
Stranger: no
You: do you have a dick?
Stranger: fuck off
You: okay
You: i like justin biebr
Stranger: wanna fuck u
You: but im fucking off
You: you see
Stranger: go to hell
You: how
Stranger: bloody bitch
You: no
Stranger: suck your sis
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Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do u play tf2
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Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: but m or f?
You: both
Stranger: haha how old are you?
You: 69
Stranger: you're difinetly a guy
You: ofc you wanna fuck?
You: i have a nice dick
Stranger: do u want a cock meat sandwhich?
You: later
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Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: :)
You: is that you mom?
Stranger: Lol yeah baby
You: im not a baby
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Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Loke on June 04, 2012, 07:47:29 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f ?
You: both.
Stranger: how old ?
You: 999 years of age, and I live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello m/f?
You: Both.
Stranger: interesting
You: I know.
You: I also live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: The Ghost Of Anony Mouse on June 04, 2012, 10:30:44 AM
Quote from: Loke on June 04, 2012, 07:47:29 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f ?
You: both.
Stranger: how old ?
You: 999 years of age, and I live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello m/f?
You: Both.
Stranger: interesting
You: I know.
You: I also live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that "both" joke is really getting old
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Loke on June 04, 2012, 02:43:39 PM
Quote from: Anony mouse on June 04, 2012, 10:30:44 AM
that "both" joke is really getting old

NO, YOU'RE GETTING OLD  :-[
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 10, 2012, 07:48:37 AM
Quote
Question to discuss:
Which country has the hottest girls ?

Stranger: los angelis

You: Bias.

You: Bias bias bias bias

You: Los angelis is a country?

Stranger: oh country'

You: LOS ANGELIS IS A COUNTRY?

Stranger: NO I MEATN

You: LOS ANGELIS IS A COUNTRY?!

Stranger: NO I THOTG HE SAID STATE

You: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

He just killed a ton of people today.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on June 10, 2012, 10:17:49 AM
You: Hello
Stranger: you a guy?
You: you a girl?
Stranger: ya
You: Then sure.
You: I am a male octopus.
You: Tell me a little bit about yourself. :)
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Oh lawd.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Purple on June 10, 2012, 10:50:53 AM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 10, 2012, 07:48:37 AM
He just killed a ton of people today.
LOL
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Astropilot on June 10, 2012, 11:00:01 AM
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: do you like starcraft
You: i like starcraft
You: do you play starcraft
Stranger: yes
You: what do you think of starcraft
You: its a good game starcraft
Stranger: great gamr
You: yes
Stranger: game
You: do you play touhou?
Stranger: I dont
You have disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on June 12, 2012, 04:23:59 PM
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Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 12, 2012, 08:21:50 PM
Two Units walk into a room.

I'm either high or have a headache.

This might violate Doublepost...

Please delete those.

http://pastebin.com/iZSeukGT (http://pastebin.com/iZSeukGT)
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 12, 2012, 11:55:53 PM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 12, 2012, 08:21:50 PM
Two Units walk into a room.

I'm either high or have a headache.

This might violate Doublepost...

Please delete those.

http://pastebin.com/iZSeukGT (http://pastebin.com/iZSeukGT)

I....I just read a majority of that.

What. The. Hell. My mind is full of millions of fuck but I actually found that interesting even though the person you were talking to seemed bat-shit insane.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Purple on June 18, 2012, 09:17:23 PM
;_;
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Jman on June 18, 2012, 09:33:24 PM
Quote from: Purpal on June 18, 2012, 09:17:23 PM
fucking video chats are the best LOL, look at his fucking hair
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My poop....comes out like rockets......
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Sabb on June 19, 2012, 07:39:59 AM
Quote from: Purpal on June 18, 2012, 09:17:23 PM
fucking video chats are the best LOL, look at his fucking hair
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I CALL RIGHTS TO EVERY LINE THAT ISN'T ABOUT POOPING

Also... he left right after that. I'm not sure if it was because of Jman's pooping line, or if it was because Purple shouted "DAMN LOOK AT HIS HAIR".
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Jman on June 19, 2012, 07:43:42 AM
Quote from: Sabb on June 19, 2012, 07:39:59 AM
I CALL RIGHTS TO EVERY LINE THAT ISN'T ABOUT POOPING

Also... he left right after that. I'm not sure if it was because of Jman's pooping line, or if it was because Purple shouted "DAMN LOOK AT HIS HAIR".

NUH-UH. I ALSO SAID "you look so hardcore" lol
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on June 19, 2012, 12:10:15 PM
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: I like trains
You: *train runs me over*
Stranger: boor bryan
Stranger: poor
Stranger: hoer
Stranger: moer
Stranger: boer
Stranger: loer
You: DOSH,
Stranger: oer
You: OI NEED SOME MONEY!
Stranger: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
You: FUUCK YOO COOUCH
Stranger: I'M A MOTHERFIRETRUCKING CHAIR
You: DIS GON B GUD!
Stranger: QUE
You: QUI
Stranger: WHAT
You: THE
Stranger: FIRETRUCK
You: IS THIS
Stranger: FECIES
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: AJAX IS GAY
You: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: 020 IS GAY
Stranger: 010 IS OOK GAY
Stranger: 040 IS COOL
You: EVERYTHING IS GAY!
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I had no idea what i was doing...
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Zevante on June 19, 2012, 04:47:30 PM
(http://s15.postimage.org/t626d6hi3/image.jpg)
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: yoshi on June 20, 2012, 02:11:07 PM
You: Hey bro

Stranger: Hi

You: i made some waffles

You: do you want some?

Stranger: No

You: Pancakes?

Stranger: No

You: Brownies?

Stranger: No

Stranger: Choclate

You: Cheese cake?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Lol

You: Too bad we're out of it

Stranger: Aww
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Sabb on June 20, 2012, 05:46:17 PM
Quote from: Jman on June 19, 2012, 07:43:42 AM
NUH-UH. I ALSO SAID "you look so hardcore" lol
Okay big boy.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Astropilot on June 21, 2012, 11:20:08 AM
(http://i1129.photobucket.com/albums/m513/StarpilotX/Win.png)

This one got to the frontpage of artoftrolling.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: yoshi on June 21, 2012, 01:26:54 PM
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9411/iwanttokillsombody.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/29/iwanttokillsombody.png/)

I want to kill somebody
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Seb on June 21, 2012, 02:24:03 PM
Quote from: Yoshi on June 21, 2012, 01:26:54 PM
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9411/iwanttokillsombody.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/29/iwanttokillsombody.png/)

I want to kill somebody

commit mitsubishi
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Deacon on June 21, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
Quote from: Seb on June 21, 2012, 02:24:03 PM
commit mitsubishi

its called sudoku dumbass
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Seb on June 21, 2012, 03:52:47 PM
Quote from: Deacon on June 21, 2012, 03:00:14 PM
its called sudoku dumbass


no, we're both wrong. I think it's called "hello kitty".
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Lavenchie on June 21, 2012, 06:51:34 PM
Stranger: Oh my god shhhush hip
Stranger: Hupp
Stranger: Hop
You: How do I shhhush hip Hupp Hop
Stranger: Hophophop
You: Oh.l
You: So
You: If I pon pon, you wei wei wei?
Stranger: Yes
You: Then You pon
You: I wei
You: Pon
You: Wei wei wei
You: Wait
You: No
Stranger: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You: Exactly.
Stranger: U Fu k up my brain
You: C:
Stranger: :c
You: So
You: If I add two pons to five weis
You: I would get Betty Crocker?
Stranger: No
You: THEN HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
Stranger: Out ur ass!!!!
You: Oh
You: Damn.
Stranger: U get Chris crocker
You: That's just my cancer.
Stranger: Crissdd crissssss
You: Oh
You: Alright.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Algea
You: Fungi
Stranger: Algea
You: No
You: NO
You: I"M GOING BACK IN TIME
You: WISH ME DEATH
Stranger: Death b to u
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Seb on July 23, 2012, 09:05:35 AM
Question to discuss:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

Stranger 1: i was an ape
Stranger 2: omg
Stranger 1: now i am black
Stranger 2: i shit my pants
Stranger 2 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?
Stranger 1: fart
Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?

Stranger 2: No
Stranger 1: i'm not an american fat fuck
Stranger 2 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?

Stranger 1: taco bell!!!
Stranger 2: mec donalds
Stranger 1: mec?
Stranger 2: is it true that u guys in usa pies in coca cola
Stranger 1: i dont know, im not american
Stranger 2: where r u from
Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
Am I the only one who really wants a tasty Whopper™? Ahh... Burger King™ is so great... It's so hot out too, can't wait to refresh my thirst there! How about you?

Stranger 2: Hmmm
Stranger 1: I want my rat-toast.
Stranger 2: I'm not a big fan of burger king
Stranger 2: What's a rat toast
Stranger 1: a rat, put it in the toaster : voilà !
Stranger 2: Yummy sounds like fine cuisine
Stranger 1: all hedgehogs died in the area, you can't always get what you want...
Stranger 2: Sad story
Stranger 2: Will you cook food for me?
Stranger 1: sure, I just caught an hald-dead racoon !
Stranger 1: half**
Stranger 1 has disconnected



Question to discuss:
In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey

Stranger 2: FUCKING RAPTORS
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Fenix on July 27, 2012, 12:39:29 PM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
Stranger: I'm a girl btw
You: MMMMMM
You: IM A GIRL TOO.
You: LEZBIAN SEX?
Stranger: Fuck no
You: MM LETS GO.
You: CMON.
You: LEZBO.
You: TOAST IS GREAT
Stranger: Good bye this is going all over the Internet bye bye
You: I LOVE MARSHMALLOWS.
You: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How much do you hate this question?
You: I LOVE THIS QUESTION
Stranger: a lot >:[
You: I WANT 3 WAY WITH THAT QUESTION AND YOU, MR STRANGERRR.
You: CMON STRANGER
You: LETS GET 3 WAY GOING
Stranger: Okay :D
You: TRIANGLE FORMATION
You: GO!
You: A RANDOM TENTACLE MONSTER HAS APPEARED!
You: USE SEX ATTACK!
You: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Add me on msn tommyinglisbebo@hotmail.co.uk I'm Shane, a gay, 16 male from scotland looking to meet new people :)

You: I'm a pedophile
You: I'm 46 years old
Stranger: lol!!!
You: Come put it in me.
You: Lets go.
Stranger: Hahaha!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
is channing tatum gay??
You: EXCUSE ME?
Stranger: Bisexual
You: DID YOU JUST CALL ME GAY?
You: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Stranger: He's an actor
You: HEY.
You: I'M CHANNING TATUM.
You: DON'T MESS WITH ME FOO.
Stranger: MAH BAD BRO
You: ERMAHGERD
You: I DERN ERNDERSHTERND
Stranger: TROLOLOLO
You: LOLOLO, LOLOLO.
You: TROLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOO.
You: YEYEYEYEYE, YEYEYE, YEYEYE,
You: OHOHOHOHo
Stranger: KMVDOFKMVDALKVADLKVMEADOKMVAED
You: TROLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOLOLOOOOOOO
You: YOYOOYOOOOOO
You: YOOOOOOOOOOOOo
You: YOYOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
should black people go back to the jungle?
You: Yes
You: They can hide
You: Like Joseph Kony did
Stranger: from da police
You: KONY 2012!
You: KONY 2012!
You: KOOONNNYYYY 200000122222222
Stranger: you nigger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
You are now Justin Bieber. Act naturally.
You: BABY
You: BABY
You: BABY
Stranger: BABY
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: BABY
Stranger: OOOOOO
You: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOo
Stranger: IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND
You: WATCH YOU GOOO WITH ME TONIIGHTH GMIGHTTGHDG
Stranger: ID NEVER DISCONNECT
You: ID NEVER LET YA GOO
Stranger: AND IF I HAD A HAR ON
You: RIGHT UNDER THE MISTLETOOEEEE
You: SELENA, WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR CHAT QUESTION?
Stranger: FUCK YEAH IM JB BITCHES
You: YES, JB, I WILL.
You: IT IS: WHY AM I LESBIAN FOR YOU?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on February 16, 2013, 10:54:22 AM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I didn't even know I was coming to a conclusion like that.

I blame my classes and literature.
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Lavenchie on February 17, 2013, 06:31:48 AM
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on February 16, 2013, 10:54:22 AM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I didn't even know I was coming to a conclusion like that.

I blame my classes and literature.

"You: We could be a tree."
Unit I fucking love you
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Tezuni on March 07, 2013, 02:24:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/n1eCHgu.png)
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on July 18, 2013, 04:12:26 PM
i am a grumpygrump

don't poke me

raa

http://pastebin.com/wjAMYSmh (http://pastebin.com/wjAMYSmh)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
Post by: Infinimint on July 20, 2013, 08:09:07 AM
Unit, marry me.