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Offline Repulse

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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2011, 05:40:47 PM »
Lol ok mine
 
 
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2011, 05:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 05:40:47 PM
[quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good
You: you
Stranger: im alright
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2011, 06:59:13 PM »
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2011, 07:51:21 PM »
Quote from: Wafflepiezz on August 08, 2011, 06:59:13 PM
Coolstorybro
Lol didnt copy the rest sorry
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2011, 10:24:48 AM »
Quote from: Repulse on August 08, 2011, 07:51:21 PM
Lol didnt copy the rest sorry
I see no worries  ;)
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2011, 09:46:23 AM »
waffle I read your chats and I think this uneeded picture is in order
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2011, 12:14:31 PM »

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i like em big i like emm chunky .

You: ............................................______ __........................
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You: i like em HOERS

Stranger: disterbing

You: GTFO AND TAKE YOUR FAIL WITH YOU

Stranger: okay .

Stranger: me sorry .

Stranger: i leave .

You: me waffle O________O

Stranger: its delicious .

You: i liek mudkipz

Stranger: umm whatz dat ?

You: ITSA MARIO!

Stranger: Luigi

You: MAMA MIA, GTFO

Stranger: What .

Stranger: me no speak Japon .

You: germans took french oranges

Stranger: really ?

You: gtfo yarly

Stranger: NO YELL AT ME .

You: YO NEEL MT AE

You: DAWG

Stranger: YOU GOTTA CHILL .

You: COU YOTTA GHILL

Stranger: thankz for calling .

You: MUDKIPZ O________O

Stranger: ayyy uste callmatee me no speak chinese loco .

You: me got boner

You: ching chang chong

Stranger: ayy you no talk to me that way .

You: mung yai?

Stranger: ku

You: cheng dong fotha mucka

Stranger: Adios .

You: rong ding dong

Stranger: ping pang pooo

You: Imitating, ur doing it wrong

Stranger: Ugh no your wrong .

You: SO, YU SPIK INGLISH?

Stranger: n

You: I

Stranger: No me speak engles like ricki engles .

You: EAT

You: YOUR

You: CHEEZEBURGER

Stranger: hahaha okay ,

You: I

You: DRINK

You: YO

You: MILKSHAKE

You: I

Stranger: NOOOO

You: SCREW

You: YER

Stranger: LEAVEEE MEE ALONE

You: MAM

Stranger: CREAPER

Stranger: POOPER

You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #52 on: May 31, 2012, 12:14:17 AM »
Bump because relevant.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello im a MILF hunter

You: explain to me what the means

Stranger: Are you a female ?

You: I'm 9 what is this

Stranger: You are nine years old ?

You: My mom says I shouldn't talk to strangers

You: what does MILF mean

Stranger: And you should listen to her

Stranger: Is your mom around ?

You: Why

Stranger: You have made a mistake by coming to Omegle, and I have to tell her what you did

Stranger: Call her

You: She says she's tired

You: Should I call my daddy instead

Stranger: (of course she is lol)

Stranger: Yeah

You: Hello

Stranger: Hello

You: Who is this

You: MILF

Stranger: Hello Mr Roberts

You: Why

Stranger: Im the CEO of omegle

You: Omegle

Stranger: i need to talk to mrs.. Roberts

You: what i-

Stranger: is she here ?

You: What is this site

You: Obviously a chatting site

Stranger: Indeed sir

Stranger: Hello im a MILF hunter

You: Why were you talking to my 9 year old

Stranger: Im talking to your wife

Stranger: She forget your son soccer jersey at my home

Stranger: Can i talk to her please ?

You: Oh!

You: Kasandra right?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: Kassssssandra

You: CEO of Omegle eh?

Stranger: Come on don't be such a pain in the ass, and start pretending being Mrs Roberts

Stranger: mrs roberts ?

You: I don't feel comfortable with you talking to my 9 year old

You: Especially with you being a MILF hunter...

Stranger: Hello Mrs Roberts im Ridley Scott I'm a MILF hunter, working for CNNN

You: Good bye ma'am

You have disconnected.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2012, 01:21:53 PM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 or switch to video
 Find strangers with common interests (Settings)

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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2012, 01:22:56 PM »
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Question to discuss:
do u believe in love at the first sight?

You: Meh.

Stranger: no, love at first site is like lust

You: ^

Stranger: we talked about this in english when we were reading romeo and juliet

Stranger: like yesterday

You: I don't and will never "fall in love" with someone just by looking at someone, either. I have to know them... like, KNOW them. I'm not that mindless and self-esteem-less...

You: Or mindless in general.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: I wanna tell you a funny story about school

Stranger: please don't dc in the middle

You: BUT

You: WHEN DID YOU START TELLING A STORY MARK

You: I NEVER SAID YES

Stranger: it's a pretty short story

You: WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU FORCING A FANFIC DOWN MY THROAT

Stranger: I'm a guy

Stranger: I go to school

You: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

You: FUCK

Stranger: alright, just listen

You: NO

You: NO

Stranger: fine, dc

You: POLICE

Stranger: if you want, you can dc

You: fap

I never asked for a life story, Mark.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2012, 08:22:29 PM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 30, both, in your anus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #56 on: June 04, 2012, 01:21:44 AM »
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on May 31, 2012, 01:22:56 PM
I never asked for a life story, Mark.

I really wanted to know what his story was...
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Offline The Ghost Of Anony Mouse

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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #57 on: June 04, 2012, 01:37:09 AM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Looking for a girl in mumbai
You: timmy bathe in my nectar
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: yo
Stranger: when
Stranger: and where
You: 3 am in a wastelandx
Stranger: where
You: ... i have a dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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14,550 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl ???
You: age 12 sex transexual location maldives
You: looking for sexy bois
Stranger: m 4 u
You: do you have a dildo in your house?
Stranger: horny male
Stranger: no
You: do you have a dick?
Stranger: fuck off
You: okay
You: i like justin biebr
Stranger: wanna fuck u
You: but im fucking off
You: you see
Stranger: go to hell
You: how
Stranger: bloody bitch
You: no
Stranger: suck your sis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do u play tf2
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: but m or f?
You: both
Stranger: haha how old are you?
You: 69
Stranger: you're difinetly a guy
You: ofc you wanna fuck?
You: i have a nice dick
Stranger: do u want a cock meat sandwhich?
You: later
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: :)
You: is that you mom?
Stranger: Lol yeah baby
You: im not a baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2012, 10:24:44 AM by Anony mouse »
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2012, 07:47:29 AM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f ?
You: both.
Stranger: how old ?
You: 999 years of age, and I live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello m/f?
You: Both.
Stranger: interesting
You: I know.
You: I also live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2012, 07:49:08 AM by Loke »
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Re: POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2012, 10:30:44 AM »
Quote from: Loke on June 04, 2012, 07:47:29 AM
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f ?
You: both.
Stranger: how old ?
You: 999 years of age, and I live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello m/f?
You: Both.
Stranger: interesting
You: I know.
You: I also live in the land of Skyrim.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

that "both" joke is really getting old
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