POST YOUR OMEGLE CHAT!

[Goat]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: be honest. there are no girls on here.

You: ikr

You: i look for girls

You: on the interwebs

You: they give secks

Stranger: yes, buttsecks

Stranger: surprise buttsecks

You: oh god

You: wwat

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: they're crazy

You: crazy surpise buttsecks

You: is like

You: hot

Stranger: yeah, you said it bro.

You: my balls are imploded up my ass

Stranger: dang!! how does that feel?

You: like

You: i could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Stranger: dang, pretty awesome sounding.

You: the zed

You: they are coming

You: shit

Stranger: FUCK

You: i need to barricade my doors

You: FUCK

You: THEY ARE COMMIN THROUGH THE WIN-

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger: NO YOU STRANGER

Stranger: DONT DIE ON ME

You: OH GOD THEY ARE COMM-

Stranger: GRAB THE 12 GAUGE

You: OHHHHHHH GOD

You: THEY BUSTED THE DOOR DOWN



[Roach :3]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

You: Some one

You: Ok

Stranger: hi to

Stranger: are u for m

You: Noep

Stranger: are u f or m

You: M

Stranger: fuck u

You: :3

You: I like jelly beans

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[yoshi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I love pizza

Stranger: i love pussy

You: and cake

Stranger: and tits

You: nope

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


idk random

[Roach :3]

Awwww you didn't make him rage quit :3

[Bullet Freeman]

Troll fail

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: what's a good song?

You: cake

Stranger: other

You: cake 2

You: lol

Stranger: -______-

You: dem wimen been chasing me whole day

Stranger: who's that?

You: barely barricaded myself in my house

You: wimen

You: been

You: chasing

You: me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Unexpected

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You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: hi

Stranger: gay male?

You: FUCK OFF


Too hard question

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Are you a Bro?

Stranger: Mhm.

You: Fuck yea Bro

Stranger: XD

You: There are no girls around here

Stranger: Yeah...

You: Benn searching......

You: Nope

You: Bee*

You: Been*

You: My keyboard is shit

Stranger: aaah.

You: How do Magnets work?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


So many gays on Omeegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: to be honest there are no girls around here

Stranger: i'm a male

You: yep

You: me too

Stranger: i'm a gay

You: Go eat a dick!

You have disconnected.


And so he went as i told im....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: do you usa?

You: Go eat a dick!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Racist Piece of shi.....

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: nigga

You: homie

Stranger: lolololololololololol

You: go eat a potato

Stranger: i'm not irish

You: well i dont give a fuck

Stranger: well fuck me motherfucker

You: well go suck a dick

Stranger: your dick?

You: aww dang

You: you ruined it

You: gtfo

Stranger: nooooooo

You: nooooooo what

Stranger: no I wont lick your ballbag

You: HURR DURR IM A HOERS

Stranger: really - I thought you were a nigger

You: aw you racisist piec.....OMFG THEY ARE COMING

Stranger: who are?

You: THEY ARE BRAKING DOWN THE DO....

Stranger: the niggers?

You: THEYR COMING TROUGH THE WIN......

You: THEY ARE HE....

You: AWW FUC

Stranger: they're coming

Stranger: ?

Stranger: oh gawd

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger: is my nigga dead?

You: maybe

Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: i grabbed the shotgun

Stranger: and shot yourself?

You: but it aint done

You: hell no

You: i shot them

You: dem crazy wimen

Stranger: white women?

You: they be swarm...HERE THE COME AGAIN!

Stranger: they're cumming

Stranger: ?

You: I BARRICADED THE WINDOWS

You: ANDHE DOORS

You: HOLY SHIT

Stranger: and the garbage chute?

You: THEYR COMING OUT OF MY DICK

You: AWW HELL NO

Stranger: oh gawd - it's the tadpoles

Stranger: nigger

Stranger: oh he dead

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Im a potato!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: Asl ? (:

You: Im a potato

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Im a potato II

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: girl?

You: yes

Stranger: bi les or straight

You: wanna have sexy time?

Stranger: yes

You: aww dang bro, Im acctualy a potato.

You have disconnected.

[Roach :3]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: I am toast :3

You: hahahaa

Stranger: wtf

You: TOAST FTW

You: Why u no like toast huh?

Stranger: fuck you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Racist.

[Bullet Freeman]

lol


WTF!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: im a waffle

Stranger: Pancake here.

You: aww hey bro

Stranger: What's good?

You: a waffle toast is good

Stranger: Butter?

You: yush

Stranger: Sweet. Me too

Stranger: I WANNA RUB IT ALL OVER MY COCK UNTIL I CUM

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Why so GAY!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Gay m

You: to be honest there are no girls on here

You: Aww HELL NO

Stranger: Idc I'm gay

You: GIT AWAY

You have disconnected.


GAY WTF?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hiii

Stranger: wassp

You: aww bro

You: finnaly

You: nm

Stranger: how are yu?

You: older than you

Stranger: how do you know

You: im a waffle, thats how

Stranger: waffle?

You: ?elffaw

You: fuck yea

You: you got mindfukd

Stranger: relax dude

Stranger: asl?

You: lol

You: ur an asl fag?

Stranger: not really

You: so many.......asl fags

You: here

Stranger: you made ask that que!!

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: thanks man

Stranger: where are you from

You: croatia

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: whats your name

Stranger: ?

Stranger: there?

You: i told you

You: waffle

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorrry

You: i like jelly beans

Stranger: oh thats nice

You: and dawgs

Stranger: i can give it to you

You: noep

Stranger: how old are you?

You: how many times must i say

You: noep

Stranger: do you a have a boyfriend?

You: huh?

Stranger: yea

Stranger: do you?

You: i aint gay bro

You: gtfo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[memo3300]

You: please rape my face

Stranger: okey

You: fuck yeah

You: where you live?

Stranger: burada bebeğim tabii şimdi sen beni anlamazsın götün oğlu

You: mmm you better come to my place then, i live in Buenos Aires, Argentina

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


(btw i don't live in argentina, near argentina but not argentina)

[Goat]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
If female which do you prefer cut or uncut? If male which do you have?

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: I'm going to kill and rape your family. in that order..

You: rofl

You: thats epic

Stranger: xD

Stranger: IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR ANUS

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: the FBI is niggers.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: You have cancer you nigger

Stranger: Obama's nigger cock.

Stranger: Anal rape

Stranger: CUNT FAGGOT

Stranger: IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR ANUS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JellHumper]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: want to play a game?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bullet Freeman]

Magnets?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: m/f

You: incorrect

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


ITS A COMPUTER!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: How do magnets work?

Stranger: 13,883 strangers online

Stranger: m omegle

You: i knnow

You: i have eyes

Stranger: u r using invalid IP address

You: I like jelly beans

Stranger: register ur computer

You: Y U DO DIS

Stranger: else strict action will be take

You: gtfo

Stranger: coz

You: cool story bro

Stranger: people r using fake id

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: do i look lik bro?

Stranger: m computer

Stranger: i dont have pennis

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: i dont so sex

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: no loo

You: cool story bro.

Stranger: m a computer

You: very cool story bro.

Stranger: memmory 1 Tb

Stranger: RAM 2Tb

You: ultra cool story bro.

Stranger: OS window 8

You: AND IM A WAFFLE

Stranger: motherboard intel p100

You: AND GUESS WHAT

Stranger: graphic card Nvdia

You: oh sorry im busy not giving a fuck

You: please hold

Stranger: fuck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Moms

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny female?

You: no, that would be your mother

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


SUPRISE BUTTCEKS!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hola

You: SUPRISE BUTTCEKS!

Stranger: what?

You: TWO SUPRISE BUTTCEKSES!!

Stranger: What?

You: THREE SUPRISE BUTTCEKSES!!!

Stranger: PENIS

You: DIECK

Stranger: That's just Honky Dory

You: I MAST SEIV THE HUMENS

You: HURR DURR IM A HOERS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[cogsandspigots]

I love spy mode now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who is your favorite pony and why?

Stranger 2: no.

Stranger 1: your mom

Stranger 1: cuz she is nice

Stranger 2: lol a mom joke!!!

Stranger 1: and has tits

Stranger 2: that's funny!!!!

Stranger 1: and nigger

Stranger 2: ur funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger 1: and her vagina is closed due to aids

Stranger 2: fuck off you pre-teen.

Stranger 2: what are you

Stranger 2: 6?

Stranger 1: im 12 and what is this

Stranger 2: can you not think of anything original

Stranger 1: go to imagefap.com

Stranger 2: other than "your mom nigger lol"

Stranger 1: and search lolita

Stranger 2: holy shit you are fucking annoying

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: niggers

Stranger 1: you mad bro

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: but how

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: do i enter my credit card info

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: do i need a gold account?

Stranger 2: stop being a newfag.

Stranger 1: what is this?

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 2: HOLY FUCK.

Stranger 1: why is your name stranger?

Stranger 2: STOP.

Stranger 1: lol im old fag

Stranger 2: NO YOU'RE NOT.

Stranger 1: ive been on b since

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: the begging of this summer

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: thats a month

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: im not a newfag

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: ive been here since last month

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: i should have gone up in rank

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: i think your mad sir

Stranger 2: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Stranger 2: STOP IT

Stranger 1: no your not

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A NEWFAG ALREADY.

Stranger 2: IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Stranger 1: i cant stop the newfaggotry

Stranger 2: YES YOU CAN

Stranger 2: STOP BEING A FUCKING NEWFAG.

Stranger 1: how do i do it?

Stranger 2: you are the reason the internet is the worst place ever.

Stranger 1: ALL CAPS HOLDING SHIFT= GOD MODE?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: it's cruise control.

Stranger 2: stop being a fucking 6 year old.

Stranger 1: HOW AM I GAY???

Stranger 2: and start learning the internet.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

I'm surprised that lasted as long as it did.

[·UηİŦ··]

My face.
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Question to discuss:
Furries: "GTFO", "I can tolerate them" or "<3"? (Is not a Furry/does not care about furries unless provoked)

Stranger 1: u r a furry

Stranger 1: u new tht shit

Stranger 2: They can go die

Stranger 1: wow

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 1: how rude

Stranger 2: <3

Stranger 2: ilu bby

Stranger 1: what if i were a furry

Stranger 2: Yeahhhhh

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: same shit i said

Stranger 1: fuck furfags irl

Stranger 1: fucking faggots

Stranger 2: Yeah

Stranger 2: And what's worst are the sonic fans oh man

Stranger 1: man

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: fuck sonic

Stranger 1: that nigga ugly

Stranger 1: i know this one

Stranger 1: autistic faggot

Stranger 1: name tim

Stranger 1: n he draw sonic recolorings

Stranger 2: Oh shit no

Stranger 1: and claim it as his own

Stranger 1: that nigga retarded

Stranger 1: i swear

Stranger 2: Seriously man

Stranger 2: Fuck those guys

Stranger 1: http://www.youtube.com/user/RetroVGN

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: that that nigga youtube

Stranger 2: Holy shit

Stranger 1: one of those faggot

Stranger 1: nintendo fanboys

Stranger 2: Kill it with fire dear lord

Stranger 1: if i knew where that nigga lived

Stranger 1: id go to his house

Stranger 1: and kill that nigga

Stranger 2: Damn straight

Stranger 2: Nice conversation dude. Bye now

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: hahaah

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Stranger 2: :P

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Stranger 2: Oh my god yes

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 2: I was one when I was 12 sad to say

Stranger 1: i don't hate them, but i don't "get" them

Stranger 2: I was young and stupid thouhg

Stranger 1: 12?

Stranger 1: i didn;t even know what they were until a few years ago

Stranger 2 has disconnected

EXPOSEEEE

[yoshi]

Talk to strangers!
15,648 strangers online

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'm a huge faggot plz rape my face

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Wafflepiezz]

LOL YOSHI