My Brother is Reary Smat Man

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"the gas propain tank could of blue"

"that was turtally cual"

i hate those accent

but

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Cheesicle]

I fucked up boiling water before.


I win.



/thread.

I fucked up in trying to turn the stove on.

[coolzeldad]

it tastes like burning

[blαh2355]

It smells like roasted terrorist

I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate

Good thing nothing caught on fire.

[Cable]

I fucked up making ice.

I win.

[ursus]

It smells like roasted terrorist

I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate

Good thing nothing caught on fire.

...I don't think you get the joke.

[Sabb]

it tastes like burning

LOL, my brother actually said that when he saw it.

Since everyone's saying how good they fuck up, I once forgot to put the water into a bowl of noodles, and put them in the microwave. When I took it out, there was literally a hole burnt straight through the bowl and noodles. (and it did catch on fire)

[Seb]

My mom burnt soup.

/thread

[Cake Faice]

Protip: Don't put Nutella in the microwave. I learned that the hard way.

[StartedBullet]

I put milk into the cabinet. I win.

I had toothpaste and soap on the counter and I accidently put soap on my toothbrush.
Double win.

[Supertoaster]

i should make a video of me trying to make oatmeal cookies

[Captain Communism]

I tried boiling water to make pasta.

It sat there and I thought,"why isn't this working?"
Upon closer inspection, there was no water in the pot.

[Seb]

i started a grease fire

and threw water on it

i win

What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?

[Alphaggot]

What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?

half cup of water onto a grease fire.MP4

Starts a bigger fire, and if that fire wasn't enough? It can burn your house down.

[Devie]

I didn't actually burn boiling water...
It was supposed to be a joke since people are saying how bad the---


oh fuck it.
all I say is, I am woman. I am kitchen.