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Title: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Sabb on July 18, 2011, 01:09:48 PM
So, lets start off with his cooking.
One morning, I wake up, talk to him for a bit and he wants to show me some videos.
Almost an hour passes, and I smell mac and cheese...
Before I woke up, he had some mac and cheese on the stove.

I asked him if he removed the mac and cheese from the stove already, and, of course, he didn't.
So, it was on the stove for almost an hour.

The outcome:

(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8897/dsc1159.jpg)
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8932/dsc1170.jpg)




Then, a few nights later, we decide to have a fire and roast some shit in our fire pit...

My brother absolutely hates bugs, so he sprayed the entire deck with raid before we started the fire...
He told me he had, so I said "You didn't spray it on the table did you?..." "No".

So, we start the fire and shit, but soon we realize the table is melting...

(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1333/dsc1253.jpg)

We then realize that my brother, being as smart as he is, actually did spray incredibly flammable raid in the fire pit too...
A lot.
So, basically the fire pit isn't usable anymore, because the metal tray it all goes in is melted. (It's hard to see in the picture, but there is a metal bowl under another bowl which the logs go in, which is why it didn't get to melt all the way through the table.)
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: ursus on July 18, 2011, 01:11:29 PM
So, lets start off with his cooking.
One morning, I wake up, talk to him for a bit and he wants to show me some videos.
Almost an hour passes, and I smell mac and cheese...
Before I woke up, he had some mac and cheese on the stove.

I asked him if he removed the mac and cheese from the stove already, and, of course, he didn't.
So, it was on the stove for almost an hour.

The outcome:

(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8897/dsc1159.jpg)
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8932/dsc1170.jpg)




Then, a few nights later, we decide to have a fire and roast some shit in our fire pit...

My brother absolutely hates bugs, so he sprayed the entire deck with raid before we started the fire...
He told me he had, so I said "You didn't spray it on the table did you?..." "Np".

So, we start the fire and shit, but soon we realize the table is melting...

(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1333/dsc1253.jpg)

We then realize that my brother, being as smart as he is, actually did spray incredibly flammable raid in the fire pit too...
A lot.
So, basically the fire pit isn't usable anymore, because the metal tray it all goes in is melted. (it's hard to see in the picture, but there is a metal bowl under another bowl which the logs go in, which is why it didn't get to melt all the way through the table.

fixed
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Sabb on July 18, 2011, 01:12:10 PM
fixed
Fix'd before you.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: ursus on July 18, 2011, 01:12:57 PM
Fix'd before you.

Whore.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Devie on July 18, 2011, 01:13:16 PM
i lold really hard.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Foofoojack on July 18, 2011, 01:13:33 PM
he is very smat
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on July 18, 2011, 01:14:37 PM
...He likes stuff including burning, doesn't he?

He isn't very smart with stuff involving burning, or fire....Is he?

Fix'd
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Deacon on July 18, 2011, 01:17:47 PM
yeah i've fucked up mac&cheese before
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Alphaggot on July 18, 2011, 01:22:32 PM
My friend fucked up Ramen noodles. The one in you put in the pot. She actually burned the noodles.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Devie on July 18, 2011, 01:23:14 PM
I fucked up boiling water before.


I win.



/thread.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Supertoaster on July 18, 2011, 01:36:33 PM
I tried to cook a porkchop and it set off the fire alarm and it wasn't even burning >_>
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Tomcat on July 18, 2011, 01:58:13 PM
I fucked up boiling water before.


I win.



/thread.

i started a grease fire

and threw water on it

i win
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Peetah on July 18, 2011, 02:21:27 PM
What is sab doing in the kitchen.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Deacon on July 18, 2011, 02:34:51 PM
i started a grease fire

and threw water on it

i win

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Tomcat on July 18, 2011, 02:41:25 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

half cup of water onto a grease fire.MP4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGW3ArzGfec#ws)
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: » Magic « on July 18, 2011, 02:44:28 PM
"the gas propain tank could of blue"

"that was turtally cual"

i hate those accent

but

LOLOLOLOLOL

Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Cheesicle on July 20, 2011, 03:03:26 PM
I fucked up boiling water before.


I win.



/thread.

I fucked up in trying to turn the stove on.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: coolzeldad on July 21, 2011, 07:39:25 PM
it tastes like burning
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: blαh2355 on July 21, 2011, 07:45:39 PM
It smells like roasted terrorist :trollface:

I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate :P

Good thing nothing caught on fire.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Cable on July 21, 2011, 07:50:48 PM
I fucked up making ice.

I win.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: ursus on July 21, 2011, 08:19:38 PM
It smells like roasted terrorist :trollface:

I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate :P

Good thing nothing caught on fire.

...I don't think you get the joke.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Sabb on July 21, 2011, 08:24:44 PM
it tastes like burning
LOL, my brother actually said that when he saw it.

Since everyone's saying how good they fuck up, I once forgot to put the water into a bowl of noodles, and put them in the microwave. When I took it out, there was literally a hole burnt straight through the bowl and noodles. (and it did catch on fire)
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Seb on July 21, 2011, 08:36:20 PM
My mom burnt soup.

/thread
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Cake Faice on July 21, 2011, 08:41:13 PM
Protip: Don't put Nutella in the microwave. I learned that the hard way.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: StartedBullet on July 21, 2011, 10:55:28 PM
I put milk into the cabinet. I win.

I had toothpaste and soap on the counter and I accidently put soap on my toothbrush.
Double win.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Supertoaster on July 21, 2011, 11:10:20 PM
i should make a video of me trying to make oatmeal cookies
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Captain Communism on July 21, 2011, 11:57:55 PM
I tried boiling water to make pasta.

It sat there and I thought,"why isn't this working?"
Upon closer inspection, there was no water in the pot.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Seb on July 22, 2011, 06:55:22 AM
i started a grease fire

and threw water on it

i win

What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Alphaggot on July 22, 2011, 07:20:45 AM
What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?

half cup of water onto a grease fire.MP4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGW3ArzGfec#ws)

Starts a bigger fire, and if that fire wasn't enough? It can burn your house down.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Devie on July 22, 2011, 10:06:31 AM
I didn't actually burn boiling water...
It was supposed to be a joke since people are saying how bad the---


oh fuck it.
all I say is, I am woman. I am kitchen.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: ursus on July 22, 2011, 10:34:37 AM
half cup of water onto a grease fire.MP4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGW3ArzGfec#ws)

Starts a bigger fire, and if that fire wasn't enough? It can burn your house down.

"get away from that thing you moron the propane tank is still on."

LOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Supertoaster on July 22, 2011, 02:23:59 PM
"get away from that thing you moron the propane tank is still on."

LOOOOOOOOOOL
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/39129881.jpg)
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: ledjohnny on July 22, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
Protip: Don't put Nutella in the microwave. I learned that the hard way.

Actually I do that all the time when making Nutella + toast. Just remove all the gold colored aluminum foil and that way it will not make all those sparks/lightening.

One time I put an egg roll in a bowl and set it to like 6 minutes on high power, when I came back the bowl was in two pieces and my egg roll assploded.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Cake Faice on July 22, 2011, 03:36:00 PM
Actually I do that all the time when making Nutella + toast. Just remove all the gold colored aluminum foil and that way it will not make all those sparks/lightening.

One time I put an egg roll in a bowl and set it to like 6 minutes on high power, when I came back the bowl was in two pieces and my egg roll assploded.

Oh trust me, it isn't the aluminum foil.

It's something bigger than that show.
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: ledjohnny on July 22, 2011, 03:52:37 PM
Oh trust me, it isn't the aluminum foil.

It's something bigger than that show.

I do it every morning and I never get sparks anymore, did you happen to leave silverware in the plastic jar?
Title: Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
Post by: Cake Faice on July 22, 2011, 04:01:14 PM
I do it every morning and I never get sparks anymore, did you happen to leave silverware in the plastic jar?

Nope. Just the Jar itself. No sparks or anything.

Just giant ball of plasma burning the top of the microwave a couple of times.