.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers
Creative Arts (Read Only) => Graphics => Topic started by: Sabb on July 18, 2011, 01:09:48 PM
-
So, lets start off with his cooking.
One morning, I wake up, talk to him for a bit and he wants to show me some videos.
Almost an hour passes, and I smell mac and cheese...
Before I woke up, he had some mac and cheese on the stove.
I asked him if he removed the mac and cheese from the stove already, and, of course, he didn't.
So, it was on the stove for almost an hour.
The outcome:
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8897/dsc1159.jpg)
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8932/dsc1170.jpg)
Then, a few nights later, we decide to have a fire and roast some shit in our fire pit...
My brother absolutely hates bugs, so he sprayed the entire deck with raid before we started the fire...
He told me he had, so I said "You didn't spray it on the table did you?..." "No".
So, we start the fire and shit, but soon we realize the table is melting...
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1333/dsc1253.jpg)
We then realize that my brother, being as smart as he is, actually did spray incredibly flammable raid in the fire pit too...
A lot.
So, basically the fire pit isn't usable anymore, because the metal tray it all goes in is melted. (It's hard to see in the picture, but there is a metal bowl under another bowl which the logs go in, which is why it didn't get to melt all the way through the table.)
-
So, lets start off with his cooking.
One morning, I wake up, talk to him for a bit and he wants to show me some videos.
Almost an hour passes, and I smell mac and cheese...
Before I woke up, he had some mac and cheese on the stove.
I asked him if he removed the mac and cheese from the stove already, and, of course, he didn't.
So, it was on the stove for almost an hour.
The outcome:
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/8897/dsc1159.jpg)
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/8932/dsc1170.jpg)
Then, a few nights later, we decide to have a fire and roast some shit in our fire pit...
My brother absolutely hates bugs, so he sprayed the entire deck with raid before we started the fire...
He told me he had, so I said "You didn't spray it on the table did you?..." "Np".
So, we start the fire and shit, but soon we realize the table is melting...
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1333/dsc1253.jpg)
We then realize that my brother, being as smart as he is, actually did spray incredibly flammable raid in the fire pit too...
A lot.
So, basically the fire pit isn't usable anymore, because the metal tray it all goes in is melted. (it's hard to see in the picture, but there is a metal bowl under another bowl which the logs go in, which is why it didn't get to melt all the way through the table.
fixed
-
fixed
Fix'd before you.
-
Fix'd before you.
Whore.
-
i lold really hard.
-
he is very smat
-
...
He likes stuff including burning, doesn't he?
He isn't very smart with stuff involving burning, or fire....Is he?
Fix'd
-
yeah i've fucked up mac&cheese before
-
My friend fucked up Ramen noodles. The one in you put in the pot. She actually burned the noodles.
-
I fucked up boiling water before.
I win.
/thread.
-
I tried to cook a porkchop and it set off the fire alarm and it wasn't even burning >_>
-
I fucked up boiling water before.
I win.
/thread.
i started a grease fire
and threw water on it
i win
-
What is sab doing in the kitchen.
-
i started a grease fire
and threw water on it
i win
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
-
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
half cup of water onto a grease fire.MP4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGW3ArzGfec#ws)
-
"the gas propain tank could of blue"
"that was turtally cual"
i hate those accent
but
LOLOLOLOLOL
-
I fucked up boiling water before.
I win.
/thread.
I fucked up in trying to turn the stove on.
-
it tastes like burning
-
It smells like roasted terrorist :trollface:
I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate :P
Good thing nothing caught on fire.
-
I fucked up making ice.
I win.
-
It smells like roasted terrorist :trollface:
I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate :P
Good thing nothing caught on fire.
...I don't think you get the joke.
-
it tastes like burning
LOL, my brother actually said that when he saw it.
Since everyone's saying how good they fuck up, I once forgot to put the water into a bowl of noodles, and put them in the microwave. When I took it out, there was literally a hole burnt straight through the bowl and noodles. (and it did catch on fire)
-
My mom burnt soup.
/thread
-
Protip: Don't put Nutella in the microwave. I learned that the hard way.
-
I put milk into the cabinet. I win.
I had toothpaste and soap on the counter and I accidently put soap on my toothbrush.
Double win.
-
i should make a video of me trying to make oatmeal cookies
-
I tried boiling water to make pasta.
It sat there and I thought,"why isn't this working?"
Upon closer inspection, there was no water in the pot.
-
i started a grease fire
and threw water on it
i win
What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?
-
What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?
half cup of water onto a grease fire.MP4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGW3ArzGfec#ws)
Starts a bigger fire, and if that fire wasn't enough? It can burn your house down.
-
I didn't actually burn boiling water...
It was supposed to be a joke since people are saying how bad the---
oh fuck it.
all I say is, I am woman. I am kitchen.
-
half cup of water onto a grease fire.MP4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGW3ArzGfec#ws)
Starts a bigger fire, and if that fire wasn't enough? It can burn your house down.
"get away from that thing you moron the propane tank is still on."
LOOOOOOOOOOL
-
"get away from that thing you moron the propane tank is still on."
LOOOOOOOOOOL
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/39129881.jpg)
-
Protip: Don't put Nutella in the microwave. I learned that the hard way.
Actually I do that all the time when making Nutella + toast. Just remove all the gold colored aluminum foil and that way it will not make all those sparks/lightening.
One time I put an egg roll in a bowl and set it to like 6 minutes on high power, when I came back the bowl was in two pieces and my egg roll assploded.
-
Actually I do that all the time when making Nutella + toast. Just remove all the gold colored aluminum foil and that way it will not make all those sparks/lightening.
One time I put an egg roll in a bowl and set it to like 6 minutes on high power, when I came back the bowl was in two pieces and my egg roll assploded.
Oh trust me, it isn't the aluminum foil.
It's something bigger than that show.
-
Oh trust me, it isn't the aluminum foil.
It's something bigger than that show.
I do it every morning and I never get sparks anymore, did you happen to leave silverware in the plastic jar?
-
I do it every morning and I never get sparks anymore, did you happen to leave silverware in the plastic jar?
Nope. Just the Jar itself. No sparks or anything.
Just giant ball of plasma burning the top of the microwave a couple of times.