So, lets start off with his cooking.
One morning, I wake up, talk to him for a bit and he wants to show me some videos.
Almost an hour passes, and I smell mac and cheese...
Before I woke up, he had some mac and cheese on the stove.
I asked him if he removed the mac and cheese from the stove already, and, of course, he didn't.
So, it was on the stove for almost an hour.
The outcome:
Then, a few nights later, we decide to have a fire and roast some shit in our fire pit...
My brother absolutely hates bugs, so he sprayed the entire deck with raid before we started the fire...
He told me he had, so I said "You didn't spray it on the table did you?..." "No".
So, we start the fire and shit, but soon we realize the table is melting...
We then realize that my brother, being as smart as he is, actually did spray incredibly flammable raid in the fire pit too...
A lot.
So, basically the fire pit isn't usable anymore, because the metal tray it all goes in is melted. (It's hard to see in the picture, but there is a metal bowl under another bowl which the logs go in, which is why it didn't get to melt all the way through the table.)
