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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2011, 02:44:28 PM »
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"the gas propain tank could of blue"

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i hate those accent

but

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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2011, 03:03:26 PM »
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I fucked up boiling water before.


I win.



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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2011, 07:39:25 PM »
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it tastes like burning
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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2011, 07:45:39 PM »
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It smells like roasted terrorist :trollface:

I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate :P

Good thing nothing caught on fire.



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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2011, 07:50:48 PM »
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I fucked up making ice.

I win.

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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2011, 08:19:38 PM »
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It smells like roasted terrorist :trollface:

I did screw up on cooking Ramen noodles. I was cooking them for lunch but realized I had to take a crap and forgot to turn off the stove. Then in the end, only the bottom part was burned, the rest I ate :P

Good thing nothing caught on fire.

...I don't think you get the joke.

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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2011, 08:24:44 PM »
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it tastes like burning
LOL, my brother actually said that when he saw it.

Since everyone's saying how good they fuck up, I once forgot to put the water into a bowl of noodles, and put them in the microwave. When I took it out, there was literally a hole burnt straight through the bowl and noodles. (and it did catch on fire)


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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2011, 08:36:20 PM »
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My mom burnt soup.

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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2011, 08:41:13 PM »
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Protip: Don't put Nutella in the microwave. I learned that the hard way.

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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2011, 10:55:28 PM »
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I put milk into the cabinet. I win.

I had toothpaste and soap on the counter and I accidently put soap on my toothbrush.
Double win.
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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2011, 11:10:20 PM »
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i should make a video of me trying to make oatmeal cookies

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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2011, 11:57:55 PM »
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I tried boiling water to make pasta.

It sat there and I thought,"why isn't this working?"
Upon closer inspection, there was no water in the pot.

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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2011, 06:55:22 AM »
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i started a grease fire

and threw water on it

i win

What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?
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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2011, 07:20:45 AM »
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What EXACTLY happens when you throw water on a grease fire?

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Starts a bigger fire, and if that fire wasn't enough? It can burn your house down.


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Re: My Brother is Reary Smat Man
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2011, 10:06:31 AM »
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I didn't actually burn boiling water...
It was supposed to be a joke since people are saying how bad the---


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