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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2011, 07:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Hotgreensoldier on June 27, 2011, 02:33:32 PM
I didn't. He always puts HUGE posts but puts them in spoilers so that people can read it.

>Not so people can (must) read it, I do it so people (I hoped) would know that they are not obligated to read every fucking Giantpost I make, or know that
"Oh shit, another fucking wall of text." *skip* :xmastree:  :present: (Maybe there should be a tl;dr button   :idk:)

>If I leave/left a big post on every topic I post on, you have to scroll that shit, I would find that annoying... do you really want to do that or would you rather a single line of text that should maybe later be accompanied by "You can skip this"  :|

I would reach into my computer screen and scare the thief off with my really long posts.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2011, 07:51:59 PM »
Quote from: ·UηİŦ··© on June 27, 2011, 07:43:29 PM
>Not so people can (must) read it, I do it so people (I hoped) would know that they are not obligated to read every fucking Giantpost I make, or know that
"Oh shit, another fucking wall of text." *skip* :xmastree:  :present: (Maybe there should be a tl;dr button   :idk:)

>If I leave/left a big post on every topic I post on, you have to scroll that shit, I would find that annoying... do you really want to do that or would you rather a single line of text that should maybe later be accompanied by "You can skip this"  :|

I would reach into my computer screen and scare the thief off with my really long posts.

Sorry, I was a bit ancy at the time. If you put huge spoilers like that every time you post, people would just begin to ignore your posts completely. I'm not saying they are pointless, I just want to ask of you to shorten them a bit.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2011, 08:14:58 PM »
I keep a blowdart beside my bed.
Come at me bro.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2011, 08:40:04 AM »
I have a nerf gun, amidoinitrite?

jk, I would go Sam Fisher

jk again, I would use a baseball bat!
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2011, 07:10:09 PM »
Since I sleep on the upper floor of my house and it has an interior balcony and I have a knife in my room, I would go Ezio and air assassinate the thief.

Jk, what I would really do, buckshot to the thief's torso.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2011, 09:38:26 PM »
Quote from: cogsandspigots on June 28, 2011, 07:10:09 PM
Since I sleep on the upper floor of my house and it has an interior balcony and I have a knife in my room, I would go Ezio and air assassinate the thief.
Nope, you'll need a HIIIIDDDEEENNN BLLLAAADDDEEE for that.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2011, 10:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Yellow Killer on June 26, 2011, 06:41:14 PM
Your at home, sleeping  :sleep:, and all of a sudden, you hear noise. A thief breaks in your house. What do you do? Be Creative as possible!
It said creative.




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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2011, 10:04:52 PM »
I don't sleep.

If I see a stranger coming to my doorstep, I give them two warnings. Then, if that fails, well.... "Wave goodbye to yer head, wanka!"
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2011, 10:52:59 PM »
Use my plasma rifle ( rail gun, in progress ) to do a cheap scrotum removal on him, or if it was a her I'd just shoot her good hand.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2011, 11:40:26 PM »
Since I live downstairs and the rest of my family live upstairs, I'd be alone on this.
Anyways, I'd grab my knife, sneak up behind whoever is breaking in, disarm whatever they're carrying and put them in a sleeper hold along with my knife at their neck.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2011, 08:24:40 PM »
Quote from: Axule on July 31, 2011, 11:40:26 PM
Since I live downstairs and the rest of my family live upstairs, I'd be alone on this.
Anyways, I'd grab my knife, sneak up behind whoever is breaking in, disarm whatever they're carrying and put them in a sleeper hold along with my knife at their neck.

>implying it would go that smooth
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2011, 08:33:03 PM »
Well since this has been bumped I may as well take another opportunity to show off my contribute.

Would you want to break into the house of a guy like this?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2011, 08:34:36 PM »
Quote from: TakeBackTheRain on August 01, 2011, 08:33:03 PM
Well since this has been bumped I may as well take another opportunity to show off my contribute.

Would you want to break into the house of a guy like this?
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Dat Deacon.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2011, 11:07:47 PM »
Quote from: TakeBackTheRain on August 01, 2011, 08:33:03 PM
Well since this has been bumped I may as well take another opportunity to show off my contribute.

Would you want to break into the house of a guy like this?
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Hello crazy Dave
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2011, 11:16:16 AM »
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