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Title: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Yellow Killer on June 26, 2011, 06:41:14 PM
Your at home, sleeping  :sleep:, and all of a sudden, you hear noise. A thief breaks in your house. What do you do? Be Creative as possible!
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Deacon on June 26, 2011, 06:44:18 PM
Your at home, sleeping  :sleep:, and all of a sudden, you hear noise. A thief breaks in your house. What do you do? Be Creative as possible!

grab the weapon i sleep with and enter "him or me" mode.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: ursus on June 26, 2011, 06:49:01 PM
my dad sleeps with a machete at his bedside
i sleep with two knives stuck into the frame of my bed

and three home-made steel throwing stars in my closet

but i lost my throwing knives :(
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 26, 2011, 06:53:55 PM
Ninja/Assassin mode activated.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Alphaggot on June 26, 2011, 07:08:54 PM
Go back to sleep. It's probably my dog.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Saetik on June 26, 2011, 08:48:42 PM
But what if it isn't my house? :O
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 26, 2011, 11:13:11 PM
But what if it isn't my house? :O
(http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=22849,filename=implied-facepalm.jpg)
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 27, 2011, 02:21:49 PM
Your at home, sleeping  :sleep:, and all of a sudden, you hear noise. A thief breaks in your house. What do you do? Be Creative as possible!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Sabb on June 27, 2011, 02:24:20 PM
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just wondering, did anyone read this?
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 27, 2011, 02:33:32 PM
Just wondering, did anyone read this?

I didn't. He always puts HUGE posts but puts them in spoilers so that people can read it.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Seb on June 27, 2011, 02:40:30 PM
my dad sleeps with a machete at his bedside
i sleep with two knives stuck into the frame of my bed

and three home-made steel throwing stars in my closet

but i lost my throwing knives :(

you so cool bro

i wish i was as cool as you
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Foofoojack on June 27, 2011, 05:03:18 PM
you so cool bro

i wish i was as cool as you
same dude he's badass

grab AR-15?
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Deacon on June 27, 2011, 05:04:13 PM
you so cool bro

i wish i was as cool as you

this is why i said "weapon"
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: ursus on June 27, 2011, 05:57:30 PM
this is why i said "weapon"

what

knives aren't cool anymore?

:(
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Deacon on June 27, 2011, 06:32:23 PM
what

knives aren't cool anymore?

:(

You didn't hear me say that
I have several knives

but it is frowned upon for some reason
to say "i sleep with ____"
because it seems like bragging

even though that is not the case.
at least, for me.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on June 27, 2011, 07:43:29 PM
I didn't. He always puts HUGE posts but puts them in spoilers so that people can read it.

>Not so people can (must) read it, I do it so people (I hoped) would know that they are not obligated to read every fucking Giantpost I make, or know that
"Oh shit, another fucking wall of text." *skip* :xmastree:  :present: (Maybe there should be a tl;dr button   :idk:)

>If I leave/left a big post on every topic I post on, you have to scroll that shit, I would find that annoying... do you really want to do that or would you rather a single line of text that should maybe later be accompanied by "You can skip this"  :|

I would reach into my computer screen and scare the thief off with my really long posts.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Hotgreensoldier on June 27, 2011, 07:51:59 PM
>Not so people can (must) read it, I do it so people (I hoped) would know that they are not obligated to read every fucking Giantpost I make, or know that
"Oh shit, another fucking wall of text." *skip* :xmastree:  :present: (Maybe there should be a tl;dr button   :idk:)

>If I leave/left a big post on every topic I post on, you have to scroll that shit, I would find that annoying... do you really want to do that or would you rather a single line of text that should maybe later be accompanied by "You can skip this"  :|

I would reach into my computer screen and scare the thief off with my really long posts.

Sorry, I was a bit ancy at the time. If you put huge spoilers like that every time you post, people would just begin to ignore your posts completely. I'm not saying they are pointless, I just want to ask of you to shorten them a bit.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on June 27, 2011, 08:14:58 PM
I keep a blowdart beside my bed.
Come at me bro.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: blαh2355 on June 28, 2011, 08:40:04 AM
I have a nerf gun, amidoinitrite?

jk, I would go Sam Fisher

jk again, I would use a baseball bat!
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: cogsandspigots on June 28, 2011, 07:10:09 PM
Since I sleep on the upper floor of my house and it has an interior balcony and I have a knife in my room, I would go Ezio and air assassinate the thief.

Jk, what I would really do, buckshot to the thief's torso.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on June 28, 2011, 09:38:26 PM
Since I sleep on the upper floor of my house and it has an interior balcony and I have a knife in my room, I would go Ezio and air assassinate the thief.
Nope, you'll need a HIIIIDDDEEENNN BLLLAAADDDEEE for that.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on July 01, 2011, 10:02:16 PM
Your at home, sleeping  :sleep:, and all of a sudden, you hear noise. A thief breaks in your house. What do you do? Be Creative as possible!
It said creative.




Don't struggle honey.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Captain Communism on July 01, 2011, 10:04:52 PM
I don't sleep.

If I see a stranger coming to my doorstep, I give them two warnings. Then, if that fails, well.... "Wave goodbye to yer head, wanka!"
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: StartedBullet on July 31, 2011, 10:52:59 PM
Use my plasma rifle ( rail gun, in progress ) to do a cheap scrotum removal on him, or if it was a her I'd just shoot her good hand.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Ἆxule on July 31, 2011, 11:40:26 PM
Since I live downstairs and the rest of my family live upstairs, I'd be alone on this.
Anyways, I'd grab my knife, sneak up behind whoever is breaking in, disarm whatever they're carrying and put them in a sleeper hold along with my knife at their neck.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Foofoojack on August 01, 2011, 08:24:40 PM
Since I live downstairs and the rest of my family live upstairs, I'd be alone on this.
Anyways, I'd grab my knife, sneak up behind whoever is breaking in, disarm whatever they're carrying and put them in a sleeper hold along with my knife at their neck.

>implying it would go that smooth
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Deacon on August 01, 2011, 08:33:03 PM
Well since this has been bumped I may as well take another opportunity to show off my contribute.

Would you want to break into the house of a guy like this?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Sabb on August 01, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Well since this has been bumped I may as well take another opportunity to show off my contribute.

Would you want to break into the house of a guy like this?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dat Deacon.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: [Valor]iPounce on August 01, 2011, 11:07:47 PM
Well since this has been bumped I may as well take another opportunity to show off my contribute.

Would you want to break into the house of a guy like this?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hello crazy Dave
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Wafflepiezz on August 02, 2011, 11:16:16 AM
Dat Deacon.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Roach :3 on September 08, 2011, 12:16:41 AM
Wakes up and tells chuck norris to check it out.

Or

Wakes up in his FONV(Fallout new vegas)Desert Ranger armor and anti material rifle and goes to check it out. 
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Foofoojack on September 08, 2011, 07:37:56 AM
grab airsoft gun

400 rds of 410 fps

awhh yeahhh
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Roach :3 on September 09, 2011, 10:16:50 AM
Wakes up with HIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEENNNNNN BLLLLLLAAAAAADDDDDDEEEE and tells the thief that my father is porn star(I mean you DONG LONG(Foofoojack)):3.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on September 09, 2011, 01:14:46 PM
Why you raid my house? Your job is medic.
Banhammer.  :magichammer:
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Tomcat on September 09, 2011, 09:35:21 PM
grab airsoft gun

400 rds of 410 fps

awhh yeahhh

wouldn't do shit

Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Supertoaster on September 10, 2011, 12:05:10 AM
use spare graphics card as knife
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Roach :3 on September 10, 2011, 12:53:23 AM
Thief is in the living room and breaks a bottle.

Shane(me) wakes up, goes down stairs with his dick out.

Thief looks at Shane screaming like a girl "GAY WANTS TO FUCK ME." runs out.

Shane makes his face like wtf (-_-) looks down and says "Oh shit I'm naked".
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Alex Mason, SOG on September 10, 2011, 04:42:44 AM
use spare graphics card as knife
Send me one?
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: aerobro on September 12, 2011, 02:56:07 PM
Shoot him with my gun app on iPhone 4! :O
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: StartedBullet on September 12, 2011, 03:51:25 PM
Beat him to death.... with a spoon!
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Foofoojack on September 13, 2011, 03:49:41 PM
wouldn't do shit

Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

alrighty then

grab 500 FPS L96 AWP

30 rds of bolt action .20's

ahhh yeaahh
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Sally on September 13, 2011, 06:44:08 PM
First Downloads 2 Tb of porn
Second Watch the porn
Third Download Halflife2 leaked
Forth Turn sv_cheats to 1
Fifth type impulse 101 and impulse 83
Oh fuck yeah!
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: Deacon on September 14, 2011, 10:41:54 AM
Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

CZ-75 P07 Duty. I'll be the sidekick.
Title: Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
Post by: mickey0528 on October 23, 2011, 06:46:00 AM
Spoiler: Plan 1 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Plan 2 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Plan 3 (click to show/hide)