Knock-Knock Jokes

[blαh2355]

Knock knock

Who's there?

To

To who?

To WHOM dumbass.

Grammar Nazi ftw

[Xrain]

A baby seal walks into a club...

All it does is get them into trouble.

[mickey0528]

a Pandabear went into a restaurant. he ordered some food. after finishing his food, he pulled out a pistol and shoot all the people in the restaurant and left. the police found the pandabear and asked him why he killed the people in the restaurant. the Pandabear gave the police a book and tell them to check for his name. the police rofl and let the bear go.

question time:

1:What's the book

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Dictionary

2:Why the pandabear do it but the police let him go?

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In the dictionary, it says
"Pandabear:
Eat Shoots and Leaves"
(meaning that pandabear will eat, shoot and leave)

[Tiger Guy]

I got another one

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

[blαh2355]

I got another one

An Irish man walks out of a bar.

No big surprise.

[Deacon]

All it does is get them into trouble.

The right ma-- commas can make all the difference

[Travelsonic]

Catch Me If You Can - Knock Knock

[cogsandspigots]

Not really a knock knock joke but still funny.

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I hired a psychic prostitute. She will blow your mind.

[Yellow Killer]

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: Your Mom
Guy 2: Your Mom who?
Guy 1: Your Mom's son forgot to answer the door!

[Foofoojack]

Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: Your Mom
Guy 2: Your Mom who?
Guy 1: Your Mom's son forgot to answer the door!

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[Dale Feles]

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[YomoFox]

knock-knock
*open door*
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[Goat]

LOL

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So what does the man who walks into a bar say?

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Ouch

nigga das mah joke