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Offline Goat

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Knock-Knock Jokes
« on: April 10, 2011, 02:42:52 PM »
Ok so I was talked to one of my friend at school on friday and he gave me a funny freaking knock-knock joke so here it goes

John-Knock knock
Me-Whose there?
John-Boo
Me-Boo who?
John-YOUR FAT

Post your knock-knock jokes or any kind of jokes BELOW  :))
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2011, 02:51:42 PM »
<John-Knock knock
Me-Whose there?
John-Boo
Me-Boo who?
John-YOUR FAT

<John-YOUR FAT

<YOUR


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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2011, 02:54:21 PM »
Quote from: Goat on April 10, 2011, 02:42:52 PM
Ok so I was talked to one of my friend at school on friday and he gave me a funny freaking knock-knock joke so here it goes

John-Knock knock
Me-Whose there?
John-Boo
Me-Boo who?
John-YOUR FAT

Post your knock-knock jokes or any kind of jokes BELOW  :))
>your

That's not really funny.

Here's a funny joke

A pirate walks in a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
Bar tender says "Why is that steering wheel on your crotch"
Pirate says "Because its driving me nuts!"
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2011, 02:55:16 PM »
Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Dave?

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realizes his mothers' Alzheimer's is getting worse and worse.
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2011, 02:58:42 PM »
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2011, 03:01:54 PM »
New one
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock...
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2011, 03:08:21 PM »
Quote from: Goat on April 10, 2011, 03:01:54 PM
Knock, knock...

Nah mine still wins :)
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2011, 03:09:15 PM »
Goat, get some better jokes ._.

Here's a joke:

Your mom is like train tracks, she's been laid all over the country.
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2011, 03:14:33 PM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The fucking forum game board
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2011, 03:21:30 PM »
Quote from: Shawn on April 10, 2011, 03:08:21 PM
Nah mine still wins :)

Yeah I liked yours.
BTW I am a Regular and Teeny just approved me. Thanks for having such a great group Random!
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2011, 04:11:49 PM »
*knock* *knock*
S1: Whose there?
S2: Why the fuck do you type like shit?
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2011, 04:53:15 PM »
So what does the man who walks into a bar say?

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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2011, 05:08:17 PM »
Quote from: Xrain on April 10, 2011, 04:53:15 PM
So what does the man who walks into a bar say?

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Haha.
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2011, 05:20:03 PM »
A baby seal walks into a club...
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Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2011, 06:25:25 PM »
No offense.

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Bean dip   :dukenukem:
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