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Title: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Goat on April 10, 2011, 02:42:52 PM
Ok so I was talked to one of my friend at school on friday and he gave me a funny freaking knock-knock joke so here it goes

John-Knock knock
Me-Whose there?
John-Boo
Me-Boo who?
John-YOUR FAT

Post your knock-knock jokes or any kind of jokes BELOW  :))
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: cogsandspigots on April 10, 2011, 02:51:42 PM
<John-Knock knock
Me-Whose there?
John-Boo
Me-Boo who?
John-YOUR FAT

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Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Tiger Guy on April 10, 2011, 02:54:21 PM
Quote from: Goat on April 10, 2011, 02:42:52 PM
Ok so I was talked to one of my friend at school on friday and he gave me a funny freaking knock-knock joke so here it goes

John-Knock knock
Me-Whose there?
John-Boo
Me-Boo who?
John-YOUR FAT

Post your knock-knock jokes or any kind of jokes BELOW  :))
>your

That's not really funny.

Here's a funny joke

A pirate walks in a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
Bar tender says "Why is that steering wheel on your crotch"
Pirate says "Because its driving me nuts!"
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Seb on April 10, 2011, 02:55:16 PM
Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Dave?

Dave who?

Dave holds back tears as he realizes his mothers' Alzheimer's is getting worse and worse.
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Shawn on April 10, 2011, 02:58:42 PM
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


 :trollface:

Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Goat on April 10, 2011, 03:01:54 PM
New one
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you - Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock...
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Shawn on April 10, 2011, 03:08:21 PM
Quote from: Goat on April 10, 2011, 03:01:54 PM
Knock, knock...

Nah mine still wins :)
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Dale Feles on April 10, 2011, 03:09:15 PM
Goat, get some better jokes ._.

Here's a joke:

Your mom is like train tracks, she's been laid all over the country.
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Cake Faice on April 10, 2011, 03:14:33 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The fucking forum game board (http://forum.randomgs.com/index.php/board,48.0.html)
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Goat on April 10, 2011, 03:21:30 PM
Quote from: Shawn on April 10, 2011, 03:08:21 PM
Nah mine still wins :)

Yeah I liked yours.
BTW I am a Regular and Teeny just approved me. Thanks for having such a great group Random!
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Frank on April 10, 2011, 04:11:49 PM
*knock* *knock*
S1: Whose there?
S2: Why the fuck do you type like shit?
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Xrain on April 10, 2011, 04:53:15 PM
So what does the man who walks into a bar say?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Tiger Guy on April 10, 2011, 05:08:17 PM
Quote from: Xrain on April 10, 2011, 04:53:15 PM
So what does the man who walks into a bar say?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Haha.
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Seb on April 10, 2011, 05:20:03 PM
A baby seal walks into a club...
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Peter Petrelli on April 10, 2011, 06:25:25 PM
No offense.

What do you call a Mexican getting baptized?

Bean dip   :dukenukem:
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: blαh2355 on April 10, 2011, 08:11:11 PM
Knock knock

Who's there?

To

To who?

To WHOM dumbass.

Grammar Nazi ftw
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Xrain on April 11, 2011, 03:23:57 AM
Quote from: Seb on April 10, 2011, 05:20:03 PM
A baby seal walks into a club...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/xrain/StopClubbingBabySeals.gif)


All it does is get them into trouble.
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: mickey0528 on April 11, 2011, 04:26:43 AM
a Pandabear went into a restaurant. he ordered some food. after finishing his food, he pulled out a pistol and shoot all the people in the restaurant and left. the police found the pandabear and asked him why he killed the people in the restaurant. the Pandabear gave the police a book  and tell them to check for his name. the police rofl and let the bear go.

question time:

1:What's the book
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

2:Why the pandabear do it but the police let him go?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Tiger Guy on April 11, 2011, 06:42:37 PM
I got another one

An Irish man walks out of a bar.
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: blαh2355 on April 11, 2011, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: Sir Tiger Guy on April 11, 2011, 06:42:37 PM
I got another one

An Irish man walks out of a bar.
No big surprise.
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Deacon on April 12, 2011, 03:10:26 AM
Quote from: Xrain on April 11, 2011, 03:23:57 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/xrain/StopClubbingBabySeals.gif)


All it does is get them into trouble.


The right ma-- commas can make all the difference
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Travelsonic on April 12, 2011, 04:53:39 AM
Catch Me If You Can - Knock Knock (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn38I0Y-zqg#)
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: cogsandspigots on April 12, 2011, 02:29:18 PM
Not really a knock knock joke but still funny.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Yellow Killer on April 16, 2011, 06:46:57 AM
Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: Your Mom
Guy 2: Your Mom who?
Guy 1: Your Mom's son forgot to answer the door! :))
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Foofoojack on April 16, 2011, 03:02:57 PM
Quote from: Yellow Killer on April 16, 2011, 06:46:57 AM
Guy 1: Knock Knock
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: Your Mom
Guy 2: Your Mom who?
Guy 1: Your Mom's son forgot to answer the door! :))

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Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Dale Feles on April 16, 2011, 03:15:14 PM
Quote from: Foofoojack on April 16, 2011, 03:02:57 PM
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Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: YomoFox on April 17, 2011, 03:45:47 AM
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Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: Goat on April 17, 2011, 07:05:40 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Knock-Knock Jokes
Post by: » Magic « on April 17, 2011, 01:44:22 PM
Quote from: Xrain on April 10, 2011, 04:53:15 PM
So what does the man who walks into a bar say?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

nigga das mah joke