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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2013, 05:46:17 PM »
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Quote from: Yoshi on April 26, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
Wanna see my Graphics card? I would like to plug it inside your "computer"

that's indeed horrible
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2013, 10:55:51 PM »
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    Are you my big toe?
    because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2013, 01:00:12 PM »
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Ay girl is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling the connection  :))
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2013, 05:16:59 PM »
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Oh man... that floppydisk sucked. Thanks for givin' me a hard drive.

Man you've made my RAM grow by 8GB...

You're making my graphics card overclock...

Got any Mars Bars? Good cause I'm in the mood for a thick black rod right now.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2013, 05:50:37 PM »
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I'm a plumber. I wanna go in your womanhole.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #35 on: April 29, 2013, 06:03:47 PM »
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Girl do you like Kingdom Hearts? Because I'm about to unlock your door to darkness. ;)
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2013, 08:37:02 PM »
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The word of the day is "leg"! Let's go to your house and spread the word!
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2013, 09:20:32 PM »
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Nice legs, when do they open?
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2013, 10:56:05 PM »
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"Hey, I got HOPE tattooed on my penis..."
The girl says "STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH"
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2013, 05:17:10 AM »
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Hey.

Want me to draw you like one of my french girls?
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2013, 07:48:39 AM »
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Have we met before? Cuz I swear I seen u in ma fridge
« Last Edit: April 30, 2013, 08:01:22 AM by Frank »
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2013, 07:53:11 AM »
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You look like you're good at horseback riding... may I see your skills?
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #42 on: May 01, 2013, 05:17:33 PM »
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is it hot in here or is it just you
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #43 on: May 01, 2013, 11:44:44 PM »
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How about we head to my place so I can put some of my propellant into your combustion chamber  ;D
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2013, 09:44:25 AM »
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Eeeyyy gurl... wanna help summon my Dragon Balls?
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