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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2013, 02:35:54 PM »
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I heard some guy say this today.

Are you from Tennessee because I see you.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2013, 05:19:27 PM »
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If I had a star for every time you've brightened up my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2013, 02:44:48 PM »
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If I was an astronaut my first mission would be to your anus.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2013, 02:48:56 PM »
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If I could be an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase because it's the one that unzips your genes. (Jeans)
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2013, 08:13:39 AM »
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do you have map because I'm lost in your eyes

Uh uh uh
Are your feet tired? You've been running through my mind all day :3
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2013, 11:24:10 PM »
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Hey, are you an energizer, cause you're the reason that I keep running.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #51 on: October 25, 2013, 01:42:53 PM »
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hey baby I put the STD in "stud" now all I need is u
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #52 on: October 25, 2013, 02:38:02 PM »
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Did you sit on some FrostedFlakes? Because that ass Is
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #53 on: October 25, 2013, 03:37:11 PM »
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I'd tap that like a phone in the Cold War.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #54 on: October 25, 2013, 04:29:02 PM »
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Hey hun wanna see my gun?
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #55 on: October 25, 2013, 05:14:53 PM »
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #56 on: November 18, 2013, 07:45:41 AM »
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My friend used this today to his crush.

Damn girl are you sugar? Cos u r fineeeeee
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2013, 12:33:41 AM »
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This thread can't die!

Ay girl are you from tennesee because you are the only ten-I-see hehehe
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2013, 08:44:10 PM »
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Hey girl lets fuck.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #59 on: December 21, 2013, 10:45:05 PM »
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