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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2013, 09:20:42 AM »
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Hey hun wanna see my gun?
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2013, 09:56:10 AM »
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I'm a professional gamer. Want me to play with you?
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2013, 10:53:46 AM »
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Quote from: Sabb on April 24, 2013, 07:17:37 AM
I bet you've used that one a few times.
Yeah, but I don't have to use that one on your mom.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2013, 12:03:21 PM »
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Quote from: Tiger Guy on April 24, 2013, 10:53:46 AM
Yeah, but I don't have to use that one on your mom.
Idk why you'd want to do my mom that's kind of gross...
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2013, 12:42:58 PM »
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Does this smell like chloroform to you? >:D
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #20 on: April 24, 2013, 02:49:39 PM »
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Do you work at pop eyes? Cuz' my one eye just popped up.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #21 on: April 24, 2013, 03:01:22 PM »
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Quote from: Samo on April 24, 2013, 07:31:06 AM
hey bb want sum fuk?

Don't know about you, but this always works for me.


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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #22 on: April 24, 2013, 03:12:08 PM »
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"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special!"

Some guy in my business apps class last year made that up.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #23 on: April 24, 2013, 08:22:34 PM »
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*loud unroll of duct tape*
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #24 on: April 24, 2013, 10:29:08 PM »
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Nigga imma pop a silver bullet in yo ass.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2013, 12:24:20 PM »
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Hey there pretty gal, why don't you come over to my house with me and calibrate my joystick with me.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2013, 08:48:02 PM »
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Did you know that I<3u
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2013, 09:25:54 PM »
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Oh shit. There's a problem. My dick isn't up your ass.
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #28 on: April 26, 2013, 04:34:07 AM »
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"Are you an IT tech? If you are, i bet you can modify my ram bigger" :dukenukem:
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Re: Horrible pickup lines
« Reply #29 on: April 26, 2013, 05:37:17 PM »
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Wanna see my Graphics card? I would like to plug it inside your "computer"
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