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Title: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on April 23, 2013, 08:05:11 AM: What's some horrible pickup lines you guys know of? Here's mine...

"Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you lookin' right..."
"Do you use Windex? I can see myself in your pants!"
"You must be tired from running around my thoughts all day."
"You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium. Cause you're BE-AU-TI-FULL!"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"Need your cloths washed? I got a washboard under my shirt!"

SHOW ME YOURS :D
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Prox on April 23, 2013, 08:42:04 AM: I'll just leave this here
How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA#)
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Jhon on April 23, 2013, 08:42:33 AM: "You come here a lot?"
"You remind me of my toe. Also you I want to bang on every furniture in the house."
"Is your father a gardner? So how come you came out such a flower."
"Is your father a terrorist? So how come you're such a BOMB."
"Say, is it a ladder in your underpants or is it just the way to heaven?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by you again?"
"Say, do you have a gasmask? Cause it's really hard to breath when you're around."
"You have 206 bones in your body, wanna get another one?"
"The only thing your eyes didn't tell me is your name."
"You know, for years I've been searching for love, but apperantly I've been searching at all of the wrong places. Can I search for it under your skirt/pants?"

Tell your friends to try these on girls while you watch them, makes me rofl everytime. Although you'll be surprised that some of these actually work on some girls LOL.

Quote from: Prox on April 23, 2013, 08:42:04 AM
I'll just leave this here
How to Pick up Chicks: Johnny Bravo Style. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnGnl-UElVA#)

LOL he's the best xD
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cheesy Sandwich on April 23, 2013, 09:06:52 AM: Are you from Ireland? Cuz my penis be Dublin!

Do you need a medic? Becuase medic is hard and ready.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on April 23, 2013, 07:51:56 PM: Baby do you play video games often? 'Cause you're my Final Fantasy.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on April 23, 2013, 08:09:39 PM: Quote from: †KHMarie† on April 23, 2013, 07:51:56 PM
Baby do you play video games often? 'Cause you're my Final Fantasy.
You've made my RAM grow by 8GB.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Captain Communism on April 23, 2013, 08:10:26 PM: "My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Tezuni on April 23, 2013, 08:53:12 PM: please
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Lazord on April 23, 2013, 08:55:57 PM: "Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine all over you."
"THE WORD OF THE DAY IS LEGS, NOW GO OUT THERE AND SPREAD THE WORD"
"Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away."
"If you were a booger, I'd pick you."
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on April 23, 2013, 10:10:09 PM: "My flobby disk was horrible. Thanks babe for given' me a hard drive!"
"You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium. Cause you're BE-AU-TI-FULL!"
"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: HideoKojima on April 23, 2013, 10:40:34 PM: Quote from: †KHMarie† on April 23, 2013, 07:51:56 PM
Baby do you play video games often? 'Cause you're my Final Fantasy.

Oh I thought you were making a retsplay joke.

Navgtr Responds to the Fans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmjzQUgD_c#)
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Tiger Guy on April 24, 2013, 04:53:01 AM: I'll pay you.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Sabb on April 24, 2013, 07:17:37 AM: Quote from: Tiger Guy on April 24, 2013, 04:53:01 AM
I'll pay you.
I bet you've used that one a few times.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Samo on April 24, 2013, 07:31:06 AM: hey bb want sum fuk?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: yoshi on April 24, 2013, 09:14:18 AM: Nigga want to pop it out and in tonight?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Apie2 on April 24, 2013, 09:20:42 AM: Hey hun wanna see my gun?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Astropilot on April 24, 2013, 09:56:10 AM: I'm a professional gamer. Want me to play with you?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Tiger Guy on April 24, 2013, 10:53:46 AM: Quote from: Sabb on April 24, 2013, 07:17:37 AM
I bet you've used that one a few times.
Yeah, but I don't have to use that one on your mom.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Sabb on April 24, 2013, 12:03:21 PM: Quote from: Tiger Guy on April 24, 2013, 10:53:46 AM
Yeah, but I don't have to use that one on your mom.
Idk why you'd want to do my mom that's kind of gross...
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: JIGSAW on April 24, 2013, 12:42:58 PM: Does this smell like chloroform to you? >:D
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on April 24, 2013, 02:49:39 PM: Do you work at pop eyes? Cuz' my one eye just popped up.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Alphaggot on April 24, 2013, 03:01:22 PM: Quote from: Samo on April 24, 2013, 07:31:06 AM
hey bb want sum fuk?

Don't know about you, but this always works for me.

Also

"Are you the sun? Because you're hot."
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Tiger Guy on April 24, 2013, 03:12:08 PM: "Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special!"

Some guy in my business apps class last year made that up.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cake Faice on April 24, 2013, 08:22:34 PM: *loud unroll of duct tape*
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Loke on April 24, 2013, 10:29:08 PM: Nigga imma pop a silver bullet in yo ass.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Lavenchie on April 25, 2013, 12:24:20 PM: Hey there pretty gal, why don't you come over to my house with me and calibrate my joystick with me.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: saivon on April 25, 2013, 08:48:02 PM: Did you know that I<3u
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Loke on April 25, 2013, 09:25:54 PM: Oh shit. There's a problem. My dick isn't up your ass.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Repulse on April 26, 2013, 04:34:07 AM: "Are you an IT tech? If you are, i bet you can modify my ram bigger" :dukenukem:
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: yoshi on April 26, 2013, 05:37:17 PM: Wanna see my Graphics card? I would like to plug it inside your "computer"
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: memo3300 on April 26, 2013, 05:46:17 PM: Quote from: Yoshi on April 26, 2013, 05:37:17 PM
Wanna see my Graphics card? I would like to plug it inside your "computer"

that's indeed horrible
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Lazord on April 26, 2013, 10:55:51 PM: Are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: saivon on April 29, 2013, 01:00:12 PM: Ay girl is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling the connection :))
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on April 29, 2013, 05:16:59 PM: Oh man... that floppydisk sucked. Thanks for givin' me a hard drive.

Man you've made my RAM grow by 8GB...

You're making my graphics card overclock...

Got any Mars Bars? Good cause I'm in the mood for a thick black rod right now.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Astropilot on April 29, 2013, 05:50:37 PM: I'm a plumber. I wanna go in your womanhole.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on April 29, 2013, 06:03:47 PM: Girl do you like Kingdom Hearts? Because I'm about to unlock your door to darkness. ;)
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on April 29, 2013, 08:37:02 PM: The word of the day is "leg"! Let's go to your house and spread the word!
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on April 29, 2013, 09:20:32 PM: Nice legs, when do they open?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on April 29, 2013, 10:56:05 PM: "Hey, I got HOPE tattooed on my penis..."
The girl says "STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH"
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on April 30, 2013, 05:17:10 AM: Hey.

Want me to draw you like one of my french girls?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Frank on April 30, 2013, 07:48:39 AM: Have we met before? Cuz I swear I seen u in ma fridge
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on April 30, 2013, 07:53:11 AM: You look like you're good at horseback riding... may I see your skills?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Seb on May 01, 2013, 05:17:33 PM: is it hot in here or is it just you
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Xrain on May 01, 2013, 11:44:44 PM: How about we head to my place so I can put some of my propellant into your combustion chamber ;D
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on May 04, 2013, 09:44:25 AM: Eeeyyy gurl... wanna help summon my Dragon Balls?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Astropilot on May 07, 2013, 02:35:54 PM: I heard some guy say this today.

Are you from Tennessee because I see you.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Cariad† on May 07, 2013, 05:19:27 PM: If I had a star for every time you've brightened up my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Apie2 on May 18, 2013, 02:44:48 PM: If I was an astronaut my first mission would be to your anus.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Captain Communism on May 18, 2013, 02:48:56 PM: If I could be an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase because it's the one that unzips your genes. (Jeans)
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Juan_Ambriz on May 25, 2013, 08:13:39 AM: do you have map because I'm lost in your eyes

Uh uh uh
Are your feet tired? You've been running through my mind all day :3
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: blαh2355 on May 25, 2013, 11:24:10 PM: Hey, are you an energizer, cause you're the reason that I keep running.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Seb on October 25, 2013, 01:42:53 PM: hey baby I put the STD in "stud" now all I need is u
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: BJ_Cumstain on October 25, 2013, 02:38:02 PM: Did you sit on some FrostedFlakes? Because that ass Is
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2s6397q.jpg)
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Captain Communism on October 25, 2013, 03:37:11 PM: I'd tap that like a phone in the Cold War.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Apie2 on October 25, 2013, 04:29:02 PM: Hey hun wanna see my gun?
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: This Cactus on October 25, 2013, 05:14:53 PM: HEY GURL, U WANNA RIDE MY CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAR
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Repulse on November 18, 2013, 07:45:41 AM: My friend used this today to his crush.

Damn girl are you sugar? Cos u r fineeeeee
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: saivon on November 29, 2013, 12:33:41 AM: This thread can't die!

Ay girl are you from tennesee because you are the only ten-I-see hehehe
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on December 21, 2013, 08:44:10 PM: Hey girl lets fuck.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Sabb on December 21, 2013, 10:45:05 PM: Quote from: ๖Ϝцzsioᴎ on December 21, 2013, 08:44:10 PM
Hey girl lets fuck.
works for me
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Monorail Cat on December 22, 2013, 06:18:32 AM: Some people call me Monorail Cat. But you can call me anytime.

(http://media2.giphy.com/media/Zo9ACzmJgoqRy/giphy.gif)

Open up your motherboard, let me stick my pentium inside.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Supertoaster on December 23, 2013, 11:56:32 AM: Fuck Me.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: saivon on December 23, 2013, 12:30:05 PM: Quote from: Supertoaster on December 23, 2013, 11:56:32 AM
Fuck Me.
no
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Loke on December 23, 2013, 03:16:31 PM: I might not be Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: Loke on December 23, 2013, 03:17:39 PM: Double post because sex with yo couches.

If your husband cheats on you, feel free to use me.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: » Magic « on December 23, 2013, 08:54:23 PM: Gurl is your name Target? cause I'd like to breach your security.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: MIKE2050 on December 26, 2013, 04:51:55 PM: Nice shoes. Lets fuck.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: blαh2355 on December 26, 2013, 05:26:21 PM: Girl are you a target? Cause I just happen to acquire one and I'm firing my missile.
Title: Re: Horrible pickup lines
Post by: coolzeldad on December 26, 2013, 08:48:10 PM: this thread should burn, but it'll never be as hot as you