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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2012, 11:30:51 PM »
He got into one little fight, and his mom got scared and so he can't host the servers because he's with his auntie and uncle in bel-air.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #31 on: May 04, 2012, 06:21:27 AM »
He is trying to kipnap Gabe.
And let him make Half Life 3.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2012, 06:51:04 AM »
HE THREW HIMSELF ON THE GROUND.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2012, 08:45:58 AM »
Quote from: [Valor]iPounce on May 04, 2012, 06:51:04 AM
HE THREW HIMSELF ON THE GROUND.

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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #34 on: May 04, 2012, 02:31:29 PM »
Coolz got stuck in the process of wash, rinse, and repeat
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2012, 10:40:54 AM »
He wanted to pull an Orgazmo and disappear for months at a time
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #36 on: May 05, 2012, 11:22:47 AM »
coolz has an evil twin, we must save him!
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2012, 11:00:29 AM »
coolz went on a super adventure! with ninjas and stuff....

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/231/adventureq.jpg fuckit i give up
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2012, 11:32:59 AM »
Quote from: Anony mouse on May 06, 2012, 11:00:29 AM
coolz went on a super adventure! with ninjas and stuff....

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/231/adventureq.jpg fuckit i give up

And one Chuck Norris could kill 'em all.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2012, 01:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Astropilot on May 06, 2012, 11:32:59 AM
And one Chuck Norris could kill 'em all.

this is why i've lost hope
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2012, 12:40:59 PM »
Quote from: ursus on May 06, 2012, 01:15:21 PM
this is why i've lost hope

Coolze also lost hope, he had to go on a 6 month journey to regain it.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #41 on: May 09, 2012, 12:44:06 PM »
Quote from: Cryptokid on May 09, 2012, 12:40:59 PM
Coolze also lost hope, he had to go on a 6 month journey to regain it.

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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #42 on: May 09, 2012, 11:44:21 PM »
pingaz too big, unable to fit servers in 5 mile radius
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2012, 04:26:10 AM »
One day...
A gay guy named iPounce accidentaly shoved his pet bird in the toilet and his husband,  Hotgreen, flushed the toilet as well after taking a big dump. Depressed, iPounce went to the pet store and asked for a sparrow. The owner told him, "NoNoNoNONONONONOnnoNONonoNNnono.... we dun sell dem sparruws. wat we have are lovely parrots and is u want, i'll lets u see my own bird too". Pissed, iPounce fucked around the back and mistakenly opened the bird cage. The parrot was free! and iPounce was charged of sexual assualt. The parrot, so exited and jolly, took a shit in mid air and landed on Photosynthesis' shoulder. And he goes, "OMG obama! you finally made something useful! raining icecream in america!!". And, he nibbled, and licked, and shoved his face all over the "ice cream" and soon he tasted it slowly and figured it wasn't what he was expecting. "OH SHIT! THIS IS BIRD SHIT!" He rampaged and tackled everything in its path; even a cat, who then jumped and humped and soon BIT Photo. Picked up rabies, photo couldn't control his ass. He spotted a dog in the park and began to pick up a fight. The rabies was spread. That dog was surprisingly Coolz's! So he picked his dog up brought him home. 2 days later, while coolz was having his outdoor sun bathing, the dog rammed over his balls and pulled it straight out. Here we know that coolz lost his balls. His balls is literally the server runner. Coolz lays it gently on a trampoline and he begans to jump from outside the trampoline which is connected to the power supply of his PC. For now, we also know that coolz is a lizard. He's growing his balls back slowly and soon it will jump again.

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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2012, 09:48:33 PM »
ONE DAY...

coolz was just WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. until he got kidnapped by DDOSERS. the ddosers said "YOU MAKE SERVER FOR US OR GET KILLED" but coolz said in a cool voice "FUCK THAT!". so he built rANdOm! rANdOm could fly through the AIR and go "PINGAZ" "ZAGNIPPLEZ" "SAGNIPP". so he killed the ddosers and went home.

DUH END : (

UNTILLLL coolze's best friend MAJOR RUBENFACE built another SURVUR. and he was like "HEY COOLZ I BUILT SERVER MORE BETTER THAN YOU". coolz was like "OMGHAX". so he went to the air and pingazed his way back to the pokemon feild. his BEST FREND was there just LOOKING at him with ultimate H4X0RS3RV3R so coolz had a fite and the world EXPLOUDED so everything was radoctiove for 4 months or something.
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