Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down

[Cryptokid]

K so I was talking to coolze and was all like "Ima make stuff up about why server went down and its gonna be a forum gaim and he was 'kinda okay with dis' and so I was all like Ima make it now" and now is now so here is that forum game. Make up random lulzy reasons as to why coolze had to take down the servers.

His career as a porn director fell through and so now he has no monies to pay for the server.

[Deathie]

He left California for six months to fulfill his dreams of becoming a Russian ninja hooker.

[Cable]

He raged and killed his family.

[cogsandspigots]

Yomo made popcorn in his house, a popcorn kernel got stuck in the server's cooling fans.
The resulting fire has turned half of California into a barren wasteland.

[Captain Communism]

He broke his pingas and had to get a new one.

[Frank]

Reason's behind his sudden stop.

[Purple]

he was falling down all those stairs that I specifically warned and told him about, dog.
it kept happening.

[Cake Faice]

He thought it was a good idea to give Slenderman $20 in monopoly money.

[Doctor Who]

Coolz hit a black guy with a basketball and got spun around 5 times and his mom got scared that he had to go live with his aunt and uncle in bel air.

[TehHank]

Coolz got kung fooled by a chinese guy in the street and had to run away to alaska.

[Dale Feles]

Had enough of people telling him to update the servers.

[semy32]

He went to jail for 6months for sexual abooze

[Sabb]

he was falling down all those stairs that I specifically warned and told him about, dog.
it kept happening.

Walking to the store. Poor guy never made it.

[The Ghost Of Anony Mouse]

he went to super game making quest to buy atari burgers and died in the middle of gmod

[Xrain]

The cruise missile I sent to his house a few years ago finally made it.