.:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:. Game Servers
Entertainment (Read Only) => Games => Post-Based Games/Threads => Topic started by: Cryptokid on April 29, 2012, 07:36:25 PM
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K so I was talking to coolze and was all like "Ima make stuff up about why server went down and its gonna be a forum gaim and he was 'kinda okay with dis' and so I was all like Ima make it now" and now is now so here is that forum game. Make up random lulzy reasons as to why coolze had to take down the servers.
His career as a porn director fell through and so now he has no monies to pay for the server.
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He left California for six months to fulfill his dreams of becoming a Russian ninja hooker.
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He raged and killed his family.
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Yomo made popcorn in his house, a popcorn kernel got stuck in the server's cooling fans.
The resulting fire has turned half of California into a barren wasteland.
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He broke his pingas and had to get a new one.
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Reason's behind his sudden stop.
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he was falling down all those stairs that I specifically warned and told him about, dog.
it kept happening.
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He thought it was a good idea to give Slenderman $20 in monopoly money.
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Coolz hit a black guy with a basketball and got spun around 5 times and his mom got scared that he had to go live with his aunt and uncle in bel air.
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Coolz got kung fooled by a chinese guy in the street and had to run away to alaska.
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Had enough of people telling him to update the servers.
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He went to jail for 6months for sexual abooze
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he was falling down all those stairs that I specifically warned and told him about, dog.
it kept happening.
Walking to the store. Poor guy never made it.
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he went to super game making quest to buy atari burgers and died in the middle of gmod
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The cruise missile I sent to his house a few years ago finally made it.
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The cruise missile snail I sent to his house a few years ago finally made it.
Fixed.
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He needed to buy more hamsters to run on the wheel that powers the servers. Or he got abducted by space bunnies.
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He went on a trip to Africa with Xrain and I that week, Coolz finally knew what the true meaning of love was, AIDS.
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He lost a leg because the community was clinging to it so hard.
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He whipped his hair back and forth and accidentally hit the servers.
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He whipped his hair back and forth and accidentally hit the servers.
If he even had hair.
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If he even had hair.
Oh trust me.
He does.
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Sold all of his possessions for an apocalyptic bunker.
Can't wait until he sends physical invites to save us.
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I think it was something about him remodeling his house.
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he tried to give a handjob to a screwdriver but he failed
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this.. is now my favorite thread
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He took a shower.
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He took an arrow to the knee.........
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He took an arrow to the knee.........
No.
His daily breakfast of DDoS was much more than his body could handle, and soon he gained a bunch of weight. So much weight that he could not fit in his house anymore, and as he grew, he insulated the server room which made it hot, sweaty and moist. So he had to build a new house, and since he is now a hefty sized man, it will take more time to build this new house.
ETA: There is none.
So all there is left to do is weight.
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No.
His daily breakfast of DDoS was much more than his body could handle, and soon he gained a bunch of weight. So much weight that he could not fit in his house anymore, and as he grew, he insulated the server room which made it hot, sweaty and moist. So he had to build a new house, and since he is now a hefty sized man, it will take more time to build this new house.
ETA: There is none.
So all there is left to do is weight.
I am sure it will be worth the weight.
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He got into one little fight, and his mom got scared and so he can't host the servers because he's with his auntie and uncle in bel-air.
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He is trying to kipnap Gabe.
And let him make Half Life 3.
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HE THREW HIMSELF ON THE GROUND.
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HE THREW HIMSELF ON THE GROUND.
epick
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Coolz got stuck in the process of wash, rinse, and repeat
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He wanted to pull an Orgazmo and disappear for months at a time
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coolz has an evil twin, we must save him!
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coolz went on a super adventure! with ninjas and stuff....
http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/231/adventureq.jpg (http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/231/adventureq.jpg) fuckit i give up
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coolz went on a super adventure! with ninjas and stuff....
http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/231/adventureq.jpg (http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/231/adventureq.jpg) fuckit i give up
And one Chuck Norris could kill 'em all.
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And one Chuck Norris could kill 'em all.
this is why i've lost hope
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this is why i've lost hope
Coolze also lost hope, he had to go on a 6 month journey to regain it.
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Coolze also lost hope, he had to go on a 6 month journey to regain it.
spiritual journey
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pingaz too big, unable to fit servers in 5 mile radius
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One day...
A gay guy named iPounce accidentaly shoved his pet bird in the toilet and his husband, Hotgreen, flushed the toilet as well after taking a big dump. Depressed, iPounce went to the pet store and asked for a sparrow. The owner told him, "NoNoNoNONONONONOnnoNONonoNNnono.... we dun sell dem sparruws. wat we have are lovely parrots and is u want, i'll lets u see my own bird too". Pissed, iPounce fucked around the back and mistakenly opened the bird cage. The parrot was free! and iPounce was charged of sexual assualt. The parrot, so exited and jolly, took a shit in mid air and landed on Photosynthesis' shoulder. And he goes, "OMG obama! you finally made something useful! raining icecream in america!!". And, he nibbled, and licked, and shoved his face all over the "ice cream" and soon he tasted it slowly and figured it wasn't what he was expecting. "OH SHIT! THIS IS BIRD SHIT!" He rampaged and tackled everything in its path; even a cat, who then jumped and humped and soon BIT Photo. Picked up rabies, photo couldn't control his ass. He spotted a dog in the park and began to pick up a fight. The rabies was spread. That dog was surprisingly Coolz's! So he picked his dog up brought him home. 2 days later, while coolz was having his outdoor sun bathing, the dog rammed over his balls and pulled it straight out. Here we know that coolz lost his balls. His balls is literally the server runner. Coolz lays it gently on a trampoline and he begans to jump from outside the trampoline which is connected to the power supply of his PC. For now, we also know that coolz is a lizard. He's growing his balls back slowly and soon it will jump again.
omg i suck
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ONE DAY...
coolz was just WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. until he got kidnapped by DDOSERS. the ddosers said "YOU MAKE SERVER FOR US OR GET KILLED" but coolz said in a cool voice "FUCK THAT!". so he built rANdOm! rANdOm could fly through the AIR and go "PINGAZ" "ZAGNIPPLEZ" "SAGNIPP". so he killed the ddosers and went home.
DUH END : (
UNTILLLL coolze's best friend MAJOR RUBENFACE built another SURVUR. and he was like "HEY COOLZ I BUILT SERVER MORE BETTER THAN YOU". coolz was like "OMGHAX". so he went to the air and pingazed his way back to the pokemon feild. his BEST FREND was there just LOOKING at him with ultimate H4X0RS3RV3R so coolz had a fite and the world EXPLOUDED so everything was radoctiove for 4 months or something.
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One day...
A gay guy named iPounce accidentaly shoved his pet bird in the toilet and his husband, Hotgreen, flushed the toilet as well after taking a big dump. Depressed, iPounce went to the pet store and asked for a sparrow. The owner told him, "NoNoNoNONONONONOnnoNONonoNNnono.... we dun sell dem sparruws. wat we have are lovely parrots and is u want, i'll lets u see my own bird too". Pissed, iPounce fucked around the back and mistakenly opened the bird cage. The parrot was free! and iPounce was charged of sexual assualt. The parrot, so exited and jolly, took a shit in mid air and landed on Photosynthesis' shoulder. And he goes, "OMG obama! you finally made something useful! raining icecream in america!!". And, he nibbled, and licked, and shoved his face all over the "ice cream" and soon he tasted it slowly and figured it wasn't what he was expecting. "OH SHIT! THIS IS BIRD SHIT!" He rampaged and tackled everything in its path; even a cat, who then jumped and humped and soon BIT Photo. Picked up rabies, photo couldn't control his ass. He spotted a dog in the park and began to pick up a fight. The rabies was spread. That dog was surprisingly Coolz's! So he picked his dog up brought him home. 2 days later, while coolz was having his outdoor sun bathing, the dog rammed over his balls and pulled it straight out. Here we know that coolz lost his balls. His balls is literally the server runner. Coolz lays it gently on a trampoline and he begans to jump from outside the trampoline which is connected to the power supply of his PC. For now, we also know that coolz is a lizard. He's growing his balls back slowly and soon it will jump again.
omg i suck
For a second I thought you were that ONE person who made stories like this.
I couldn't read past the first line.
Coolz dieded. Proof once he died
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: :OOO
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: dedz
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For a second I thought you were that ONE person who made stories like this.
I couldn't read past the first line.
Coolz dieded. Proof once he died
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: :OOO
.:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: dedz
Hohohoho wait who is this "ONE" your referring to? I need a intercourse cuz I love doing these. :o
Coolz is also the 2nd Frankenstein created by le awesome RouterFuqr from his own dead corpse u mentioned; but this time wanted to be a server host than a killer.
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How did I get in here?
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How did I get in here?
coolz put you in here
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How did I get in here?
He took the servers, and threw it on the ground. Cause he was tired of DDOS'ers
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Coolz died. It takes him around 6 months to reincarnate his body thanks to the Overmind. Too much Starcraft.
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Hohohoho wait who is this "ONE" your referring to? I need a intercourse cuz I love doing these. :o
Coolz is also the 2nd Frankenstein created by le awesome RouterFuqr from his own dead corpse u mentioned; but this time wanted to be a server host than a killer.
Can't understand anything you're saying.
Looks like Coolz isn't dead. He just managed to get himself raped inside the bush again. Hurray
Just needs some therapy and he'll be fine, putting the servers back up when he's better
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I have discovered the real cause of the downtime. Coolze was forced to do a school project similar to the one I'm currently doing. In a fit of rage he destroyed the servers. It will take him 6 months nonstop to finish this project, leaving him no time to repair the servers.
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I have discovered the real cause of the downtime. Coolze was forced to do a school project similar to the one I'm currently doing. In a fit of rage he destroyed the servers. It will take him 6 months nonstop to finish this project, leaving him no time to repair the servers.
I'm curious what project lool
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I'm curious what project lool
I really dumb history project. I was up till 5:30 doing it lolol.
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The real reason has been revealed:
rANdOm gets DDoS'd (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EPn_d8EqkQ#ws)
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he stop
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He had to take the server down because he was too busy preparing the servers for this month.
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He had to take the server down because he was too busy preparing the servers for this month.
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