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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2012, 12:31:33 PM »
Quote from: Xrain on April 30, 2012, 10:14:24 AM
The cruise missile snail I sent to his house a few years ago finally made it.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2012, 02:08:56 PM »
He needed to buy more hamsters to run on the wheel that powers the servers. Or he got abducted by space bunnies.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2012, 02:15:08 PM »
He went on a trip to Africa with Xrain and I that week, Coolz finally knew what the true meaning of love was, AIDS.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2012, 03:14:09 PM »
He lost a leg because the community was clinging to it so hard.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2012, 05:27:14 PM »
He whipped his hair back and forth and accidentally hit the servers.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2012, 05:27:51 PM »
Quote from: Gamefreak and DoeniDon on May 03, 2012, 05:27:14 PM
He whipped his hair back and forth and accidentally hit the servers.

If he even had hair.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2012, 05:31:14 PM »
Quote from: Astropilot on May 03, 2012, 05:27:51 PM
If he even had hair.
Oh trust me.

He does.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2012, 05:32:37 PM »
Sold all of his possessions for an apocalyptic bunker.
Can't wait until he sends physical invites to save us.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2012, 05:50:09 PM »
I think it was something about him remodeling his house.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2012, 09:11:28 PM »
he tried to give a handjob to a screwdriver but he failed
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2012, 09:28:34 PM »
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2012, 10:05:14 PM »
He took a shower.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2012, 10:36:20 PM »
He took an arrow to the knee.........
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2012, 10:51:09 PM »
Quote from: toehawk on May 03, 2012, 10:36:20 PM
He took an arrow to the knee.........
No.

His daily breakfast of DDoS was much more than his body could handle, and soon he gained a bunch of weight. So much weight that he could not fit in his house anymore, and as he grew, he insulated the server room which made it hot, sweaty and moist. So he had to build a new house, and since he is now a hefty sized man, it will take more time to build this new house.

ETA: There is none.

So all there is left to do is weight.
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Re: Rumored Reason's Why Coolze Had To Take The Server Down
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2012, 10:55:13 PM »
Quote from: Pryvisee on May 03, 2012, 10:51:09 PM
No.

His daily breakfast of DDoS was much more than his body could handle, and soon he gained a bunch of weight. So much weight that he could not fit in his house anymore, and as he grew, he insulated the server room which made it hot, sweaty and moist. So he had to build a new house, and since he is now a hefty sized man, it will take more time to build this new house.

ETA: There is none.

So all there is left to do is weight.
I am sure it will be worth the weight.
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