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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2011, 12:16:41 AM »
Wakes up and tells chuck norris to check it out.

Or

Wakes up in his FONV(Fallout new vegas)Desert Ranger armor and anti material rifle and goes to check it out. 

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2011, 07:37:56 AM »
grab airsoft gun

400 rds of 410 fps

awhh yeahhh

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2011, 10:16:50 AM »
Wakes up with HIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEENNNNNN BLLLLLLAAAAAADDDDDDEEEE and tells the thief that my father is porn star(I mean you DONG LONG(Foofoojack)):3.

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2011, 01:14:46 PM »
Why you raid my house? Your job is medic.
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2011, 09:35:21 PM »
grab airsoft gun

400 rds of 410 fps

awhh yeahhh

wouldn't do shit

Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #35 on: September 10, 2011, 12:05:10 AM »
use spare graphics card as knife

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2011, 12:53:23 AM »
Thief is in the living room and breaks a bottle.

Shane(me) wakes up, goes down stairs with his dick out.

Thief looks at Shane screaming like a girl "GAY WANTS TO FUCK ME." runs out.

Shane makes his face like wtf (-_-) looks down and says "Oh shit I'm naked".

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2011, 04:42:44 AM »
use spare graphics card as knife
Send me one?
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2011, 02:56:07 PM »
Shoot him with my gun app on iPhone 4! :O

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2011, 03:51:25 PM »
Beat him to death.... with a spoon!
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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #40 on: September 13, 2011, 03:49:41 PM »
wouldn't do shit

Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

alrighty then

grab 500 FPS L96 AWP

30 rds of bolt action .20's

ahhh yeaahh

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #41 on: September 13, 2011, 06:44:08 PM »
First Downloads 2 Tb of porn
Second Watch the porn
Third Download Halflife2 leaked
Forth Turn sv_cheats to 1
Fifth type impulse 101 and impulse 83
Oh fuck yeah!

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2011, 10:41:54 AM »
Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

CZ-75 P07 Duty. I'll be the sidekick.

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Re: Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2011, 06:46:00 AM »
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