Thief vs. victim! Use Your Imagination!

[Roach :3]

Wakes up and tells chuck norris to check it out.

Or

Wakes up in his FONV(Fallout new vegas)Desert Ranger armor and anti material rifle and goes to check it out. 

[Foofoojack]

grab airsoft gun

400 rds of 410 fps

awhh yeahhh

[Roach :3]

Wakes up with HIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEENNNNNN BLLLLLLAAAAAADDDDDDEEEE and tells the thief that my father is porn star(I mean you DONG LONG(Foofoojack)):3.

[Alex Mason, SOG]

Why you raid my house? Your job is medic.
Banhammer. 

[Tomcat]

grab airsoft gun

400 rds of 410 fps

awhh yeahhh

wouldn't do shit

Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

[Supertoaster]

use spare graphics card as knife

[Roach :3]

Thief is in the living room and breaks a bottle.

Shane(me) wakes up, goes down stairs with his dick out.

Thief looks at Shane screaming like a girl "GAY WANTS TO FUCK ME." runs out.

Shane makes his face like wtf (-_-) looks down and says "Oh shit I'm naked".

[Alex Mason, SOG]

use spare graphics card as knife

Send me one?

[aerobro]

Shoot him with my gun app on iPhone 4! :O

[StartedBullet]

Beat him to death.... with a spoon!

[Foofoojack]

wouldn't do shit

Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

alrighty then

grab 500 FPS L96 AWP

30 rds of bolt action .20's

ahhh yeaahh

[Sally]

First Downloads 2 Tb of porn
Second Watch the porn
Third Download Halflife2 leaked
Forth Turn sv_cheats to 1
Fifth type impulse 101 and impulse 83
Oh fuck yeah!

[Deacon]

Grab Meh S&W 40 and act like im in swat

CZ-75 P07 Duty. I'll be the sidekick.

[mickey0528]

Spoiler: Plan 1 (click to show/hide)

Step one: Turn on my laptop
Step two: Go on Youtube
Step three: Search for "How to fight off burglers" on Howcast
Step four: Watch a 10-minutes video about it
Step five: Try to fight back if i didnt get knock out when watching the video

Spoiler: Plan 2 (click to show/hide)

Step one: Turn on laptop
Step two: Go on Youporn
Step three:
Step four: Burgler dies
Step five: Profit?

Spoiler: Plan 3 (click to show/hide)

Step one: Call for police
Step two: Wait for 15 minutes

Spoiler: Posibility 1 (click to show/hide)

Step three: Police comes, catch dumbass burgler
Step four: Done.

Spoiler: Posibility 2 (click to show/hide)

Step three: Burgler stab me in the stomach, I die
Step four: Police comes and find my body
Step five: More police investigate
Step six: Dumb police fail to find burgler
Step seven: Whole society becomes unstable cuz fail police
Step eight: Hong Kong is no longer a civilized city
Step nine: Global Stock Market crashes because the lost of HK
Step ten: Countries lose moneh
Step eleven: Moar riot
Step twelve: Moar countries involve
Step thirdteen: World War 3
Step fourteen: Nuclear warfare, destroy lotta countries
Step fifteen: Human extinct due to nukes
Step sixteen: Earth destroyed after ages
Step seventeen: Space shits gather, forming new planets
Step eighteen: Human appears on new planet
Step ninteen: Stone Age->*insert random periods here*-> Modern Age
Step twenty: More burgle
Step  21-38: repeats step 3-20 to infinity