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Offline Seb

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Near-death experiences?
« on: July 18, 2010, 04:22:16 PM »
...if you've had any. The name kinda explains the topic.


When I was about five a huge, old-timey 50-pound TV fell about five feet onto me.  I didn't get hurt, but I was told I was lucky to be alive.


You guys?
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2010, 04:24:45 PM »
Quote from: Seb on July 18, 2010, 04:22:16 PM
...if you've had any. The name kinda explains the topic.


When I was about five a huge, old-timey 50-pound TV fell about five feet onto me.  I didn't get hurt, but I was told I was lucky to be alive.


You guys?

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nearly electrocuted self when 3... I LIKED METAL CLOTHES HANGERS :D
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i smashed face first into metal/ice ski ramp when i was out of control :l

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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2010, 04:26:32 PM »
I was almost assasinated by a ninja pirate but luckily he missed and i escaped with 1 arm only.

I think about all the things that could possibly hurt me even in my own home. Like theres a sharp corner right where im standing and if i fall it could hit me in the head or pierce right through my eye.

Or a sudden earthquake could bring the whole house down

or i get some disease that no doctor can cure.

But mostly im worried about corners, call it a mental disease?
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2010, 05:02:02 PM »
Once, I fapped so hard I almost burn my penor.
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2010, 05:24:00 PM »
Quote from: Franchu95 ! on July 18, 2010, 05:02:02 PM
Once, I fapped so hard I almost burn my penor.

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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2010, 05:46:48 PM »
When I was a kid I put the truck into neutral while my dad was getting something in the store.
Behind the truck was a highway
We were on a slope
My sister was screaming
we actually went out onto the highway

-next-

was in a pool as a kid
brother was in a big ass floaty thing
I was under it
I started running out of air
Brad comes up for air
Floaty thing blocking way up
Brad not good swimmer
I only made it because my brother fell off the floaty

-next-

Brad has a blanket around it him because it is winter
Blanket catches on fire

-next-

I went canoeing yesterday
Fun
Rapids
Not Fun
Rock hits canoe
canoe goes sideways
anyone who has gone canoeing, know that a canoe sideways is a one way trip to hell
boat tips
fffffffff-

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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2010, 05:48:44 PM »
Quote from: Кгձรհεг on July 18, 2010, 05:46:48 PM
When I was a kid I put the truck into neutral while my dad was getting something in the store.
Behind the truck was a highway
We were on a slope
My sister was screaming
we actually went out onto the highway

-next-

was in a pool as a kid
brother was in a big ass floaty thing
I was under it
I started running out of air
Brad comes up for air
Floaty thing blocking way up
Brad not good swimmer
I only made it because my brother fell off the floaty

-next-

Brad has a blanket around it him because it is winter
Blanket catches on fire

-next-

I went canoeing yesterday
Fun
Rapids
Not Fun
Rock hits canoe
canoe goes sideways
anyone who has gone canoeing, know that a canoe sideways is a one way trip to hell
boat tips
fffffffff-

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Poor brad, but this shud be story about Fag, not your friend Brad
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2010, 05:56:07 PM »
um...where do i start?
when i was 3or 4 i fell down the apartment stairs and hit my head on a corner
when i was6 or 7 my brother was climbing a tree and fell-when he hit the ground there was a stick sticking out of his lower jaw-he made it with nothing but a faint scar
when i was nine i wanted to hang with the big kids on the playground and started to climb a 10 foot pole and fell.-the ground was mulch.i sat there disoriented for a few, then sat up, and a ll hell broke loose. everyone started screaming and i did not know why. turns out there was blood running down my face. do u want to know how big the hole on my forehead was? the size of a needles tip.
when i was 12 i went on the Jurassic park ride at universal and on the big water drop started to fall out of it with sharp metal beams above me. dads girlfriend held me in.

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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2010, 05:57:24 PM »
Quote from: dblxross on July 18, 2010, 05:56:07 PM
when i was 12 i went on the Jurassic park ride at universal and on the big water drop started to fall out of it with sharp metal beams above me. dads girlfriend held me in.

rate the tit. was she old? :o
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2010, 06:00:01 PM »
lol no way she was like 25- 9.0/10
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2010, 06:01:42 PM »
Quote from: dblxross on July 18, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
lol no way she was like 25- 9.0/10

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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2010, 08:27:01 PM »
I had a bowling ball (13 lb) fall on my head from 7 feet above (closet) when I was 4. Minor concussion, but that was because it only glanced my head.
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2010, 08:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Waffle on July 18, 2010, 08:27:01 PM
I had a bowling ball (13 lb) fall on my head from 7 feet above (closet) when I was 4. Minor concussion, but that was because it only glanced my head.

Who keeps a bowling ball in a closet?
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2010, 08:35:59 PM »
His parents, isn't it obvious?
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2010, 08:51:38 PM »
When I was 6 or 5 I developed malaria from a mosquito bite.

Stayed in the hospital for 2 months.
Was very weak, and parents said I started to claim there was a light getting bigger.

I slept and was thought I'd never wake up.
Mom decided to tell the hospital people to take my IV out. Since it's obviously not helping and making things worse.

Turns out she was right, IV was making me worse. I woke up and slowly recovered.
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