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...if you've had any. The name kinda explains the topic.
When I was about five a huge, old-timey 50-pound TV fell about five feet onto me. I didn't get hurt, but I was told I was lucky to be alive.
You guys?
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...if you've had any. The name kinda explains the topic.
When I was about five a huge, old-timey 50-pound TV fell about five feet onto me. I didn't get hurt, but I was told I was lucky to be alive.
You guys?
owned
nearly electrocuted self when 3... I LIKED METAL CLOTHES HANGERS :D
i fainted on teh stairs... fail
i smashed face first into metal/ice ski ramp when i was out of control :l
:l
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I was almost assasinated by a ninja pirate but luckily he missed and i escaped with 1 arm only.
I think about all the things that could possibly hurt me even in my own home. Like theres a sharp corner right where im standing and if i fall it could hit me in the head or pierce right through my eye.
Or a sudden earthquake could bring the whole house down
or i get some disease that no doctor can cure.
But mostly im worried about corners, call it a mental disease?
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Once, I fapped so hard I almost burn my penor.
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Once, I fapped so hard I almost burn my penor.
use lube
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When I was a kid I put the truck into neutral while my dad was getting something in the store.
Behind the truck was a highway
We were on a slope
My sister was screaming
we actually went out onto the highway
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was in a pool as a kid
brother was in a big ass floaty thing
I was under it
I started running out of air
Brad comes up for air
Floaty thing blocking way up
Brad not good swimmer
I only made it because my brother fell off the floaty
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Brad has a blanket around it him because it is winter
Blanket catches on fire
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I went canoeing yesterday
Fun
Rapids
Not Fun
Rock hits canoe
canoe goes sideways
anyone who has gone canoeing, know that a canoe sideways is a one way trip to hell
boat tips
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When I was a kid I put the truck into neutral while my dad was getting something in the store.
Behind the truck was a highway
We were on a slope
My sister was screaming
we actually went out onto the highway
-next-
was in a pool as a kid
brother was in a big ass floaty thing
I was under it
I started running out of air
Brad comes up for air
Floaty thing blocking way up
Brad not good swimmer
I only made it because my brother fell off the floaty
-next-
Brad has a blanket around it him because it is winter
Blanket catches on fire
-next-
I went canoeing yesterday
Fun
Rapids
Not Fun
Rock hits canoe
canoe goes sideways
anyone who has gone canoeing, know that a canoe sideways is a one way trip to hell
boat tips
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Poor brad, but this shud be story about Fag, not your friend Brad
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um...where do i start?
when i was 3or 4 i fell down the apartment stairs and hit my head on a corner
when i was6 or 7 my brother was climbing a tree and fell-when he hit the ground there was a stick sticking out of his lower jaw-he made it with nothing but a faint scar
when i was nine i wanted to hang with the big kids on the playground and started to climb a 10 foot pole and fell.-the ground was mulch.i sat there disoriented for a few, then sat up, and a ll hell broke loose. everyone started screaming and i did not know why. turns out there was blood running down my face. do u want to know how big the hole on my forehead was? the size of a needles tip.
when i was 12 i went on the Jurassic park ride at universal and on the big water drop started to fall out of it with sharp metal beams above me. dads girlfriend held me in.
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when i was 12 i went on the Jurassic park ride at universal and on the big water drop started to fall out of it with sharp metal beams above me. dads girlfriend held me in.
rate the tit. was she old? :o
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lol no way she was like 25- 9.0/10
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lol no way she was like 25- 9.0/10
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
win
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I had a bowling ball (13 lb) fall on my head from 7 feet above (closet) when I was 4. Minor concussion, but that was because it only glanced my head.
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I had a bowling ball (13 lb) fall on my head from 7 feet above (closet) when I was 4. Minor concussion, but that was because it only glanced my head.
Who keeps a bowling ball in a closet?
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His parents, isn't it obvious?
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When I was 6 or 5 I developed malaria from a mosquito bite.
Stayed in the hospital for 2 months.
Was very weak, and parents said I started to claim there was a light getting bigger.
I slept and was thought I'd never wake up.
Mom decided to tell the hospital people to take my IV out. Since it's obviously not helping and making things worse.
Turns out she was right, IV was making me worse. I woke up and slowly recovered.
The end.
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Well all through elementary school, I had my head crack open several times (small holes people, not big ones) from a variety of things including flying glass shards, falling and hitting the bottom of a cafeteria table (the metal part), and some other things I can't remember (not surprised that I can't remember them really)
Another time, we (we being my family) were visiting a farm of our relatives and they let us ride a mule (us being me, my brother, and my step sister). The mule, however is very fond of going under a particular chicken coop with a metal shed thing over the top that can easily decapitate a human. So yeah we rode on it and the first 10 second were fun but then it headed for the chicken coop, so my brother (in front, we were all three on this thing) put his hand out and somehow stopped us (the mule kept going). We all 3 then fell off. I was in back, so both of my siblings landed on me, and I had landed on some boards with nails sticking out of them. Lucky for me, I was free of holes at the end of the day.
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so when i was 8 i couldn't swim that well
I was in Florida
my sister and I where swimming.
she went in the deep end
I almost drown the both of us in the process but some how
I figured out how to swim that moment. THX GOD
/me prays
So I was going to go up on a roof to do my roofing job on a 3 story house.
They made me the "carry monkey"
I had to bring everything up with me 50 lb rolls or tar paper 80-100 lb packs of shingles nail guns compresses and such
his ladder was only made to go up 25 feet.
they got up and I was going to be the last one up
The roof was 26 feet so the ladder was only touching the gutter at a very steep angle.
When i was carrying the removing tools I felt the ladder moving. IT STARTED GOING BACKWARDS!!
the neighbors house was only 10 feet away so when the moment came I dropped the paper and jumped 6 feet down on to the neighbors roof.
I got a 100 dollar bonus that day :) and the respect of the day. (I was new to the contracted at the time)
I wish i had a video camera :( But iam lucky to be alive so yeah
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Horray for you =D
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i remember ninjas were chasing me in the dark one day... then Chuck Norris came up behind them and killed them, and saved me!
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i remember ninjas were chasing me in the dark one day... then Chuck Norris came up behind them and killed them, and saved me!
then i killed cuck... and i came after you
ninjas are useless faggots
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Hmm.....I can't remember any near-death experience lol
Though I do remember I have one =\
You guys (and gal lol) have interesting near-death experiences lol >.<
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when i was like 3 or 4 i stuck my finger into an electrical socket when they were building my great aunts house.
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I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.
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I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.
wrong thread bro.
I think you meant to go here:
http://forum.randomgs.co.cc/index.php/topic,4801.0.html (http://forum.randomgs.co.cc/index.php/topic,4801.0.html)
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I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.
I lol'd
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I DUN GOOFED. Fuck page moved when I fucking hit the fucking link! BS
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When I was listing to my teacher talk about calculating y-slopes and dividing decimals and fractions and shit. There was not 1 brain-wave in my head.
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I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.
lets derail this thread and make it about vhs
vhs thread is now derailed and about near deth experience
DOIT
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Well in 2007 a year after I moved to Canada. My parents suddenly wanted to go back home. I wanted to stay and we got into a big fight.
So they decided to leave me p.p and I was on the streets for a couple days.
Then my buddy came by and now I live in his house! YAY.
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Well in 2007 a year after I moved to Canada. My parents suddenly wanted to go back home. I wanted to stay and we got into a big fight.
So they decided to leave me p.p and I was on the streets for a couple days.
Then my buddy came by and now I live in his house! YAY.
Wow lol that sux >.<
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Well in 2007 a year after I moved to Canada. My parents suddenly wanted to go back home. I wanted to stay and we got into a big fight.
So they decided to leave me p.p and I was on the streets for a couple days.
Then my buddy came by and now I live in his house! YAY.
I'll kill and rape your parents.
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I'll kill and rape your parents.
I don't think he would want you to do that lol
Maybe it's just me but I would still love them >.<
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I don't think he would want you to do that lol
Maybe it's just me but I would still love them >.<
Fucking kidding me?
If my parents just left me in the street, I'd fucking hate them.
No fucking forgiving.
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Fucking kidding me?
If my parents just left me in the street, I'd fucking hate them.
No fucking forgiving.
Frank is amused..
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wow is that even legal?
On another note: I would love to live in the streets. My parents would never let me :(
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Fucking kidding me?
If my parents just left me in the street, I'd fucking hate them.
No fucking forgiving.
I'm sure it wasn't just:"FUCK YOU SON, WE HATE YOU, GO DIE IN THE STREETZ"
Maybe he said he wants to stay and he'll manage, I don't know.......
Though I don't need to worry about my parents leaving me in the streets, they will never do that lol and most probably I'll just join them to the place they are going too or w/e.