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Offline ItchyDani3l

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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2010, 09:01:09 PM »
Well all through elementary school, I had my head crack open several times (small holes people, not big ones) from a variety of things including flying glass shards, falling and hitting the bottom of a cafeteria table (the metal part), and some other things I can't remember (not surprised that I can't remember them really)

Another time, we (we being my family) were visiting a farm of our relatives and they let us ride a mule (us being me, my brother, and my step sister). The mule, however is very fond of going under a particular chicken coop with a metal shed thing over the top that can easily decapitate a human. So yeah we rode on it and the first 10 second were fun but then it headed for the chicken coop, so my brother (in front, we were all three on this thing) put his hand out and somehow stopped us (the mule kept going). We all 3 then fell off. I was in back, so both of my siblings landed on me, and I had landed on some boards with nails sticking out of them. Lucky for me, I was free of holes at the end of the day.
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2010, 09:05:10 PM »
so when i was 8 i couldn't swim that well
I was in Florida
my sister and I where swimming.
she went in the deep end
I almost drown the both of us in the process but some how
I figured out how to swim that moment. THX GOD
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So I was going to go up on a roof to do my roofing job on a 3 story house.


They made me the "carry monkey"


I had to bring everything up with me 50 lb rolls or tar paper 80-100 lb packs of shingles nail guns compresses and such


his ladder was  only made to go up 25 feet.


they got up and I was going to be the last one up


The roof was 26 feet so the ladder was only touching the gutter at a very steep angle.


When i was carrying the removing tools I felt the ladder moving. IT STARTED GOING BACKWARDS!!


the neighbors house was only 10 feet away so when the moment came I dropped the paper and jumped 6 feet down on to the neighbors roof.


I got a 100 dollar bonus that day :) and the respect of the day. (I was new to the contracted at the time)


I wish i had a video camera :( But iam lucky to be alive so yeah

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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2010, 09:10:18 PM »
Horray for you =D
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 09:17:51 PM »
i remember ninjas were chasing me in the dark one day... then Chuck Norris came up behind them and killed them, and saved me!
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2010, 09:33:35 PM »
Quote from: Mr.Franklin on July 18, 2010, 09:17:51 PM
i remember ninjas were chasing me in the dark one day... then Chuck Norris came up behind them and killed them, and saved me!

then i killed cuck... and i came after you

ninjas are useless faggots
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2010, 01:39:32 AM »
Hmm.....I can't remember any near-death experience lol
Though I do remember I have one =\

You guys (and gal lol) have interesting near-death experiences lol >.<
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2010, 09:53:43 AM »
when i was like 3 or 4 i stuck my finger into an electrical socket when they were building my great aunts house.
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2010, 11:22:54 AM »
I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2010, 11:37:10 AM »
Quote from: UberLord on July 19, 2010, 11:22:54 AM
I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.

wrong thread bro.

I think you meant to go here:
http://forum.randomgs.co.cc/index.php/topic,4801.0.html
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2010, 11:39:14 AM »
Quote from: UberLord on July 19, 2010, 11:22:54 AM
I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.

I lol'd
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2010, 11:57:29 AM »
I DUN GOOFED. Fuck page moved when I fucking hit the fucking link! BS
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2010, 02:25:17 PM »
When I was listing to my teacher talk about calculating y-slopes and dividing decimals and fractions and shit. There was not 1 brain-wave in my head.
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2010, 02:53:31 PM »
Quote from: UberLord on July 19, 2010, 11:22:54 AM
I have 5 gaint boxes full of VHS. Fuck Yeah.

lets derail this thread and make it about vhs
vhs thread is now derailed and about near deth experience
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2010, 03:40:46 PM »
Well in 2007 a year after I moved to Canada. My parents suddenly wanted to go back home. I wanted to stay and we got into a big fight.
So they decided to leave me p.p and I was on the streets for a couple days.
Then my buddy came by and now I live in his house! YAY.
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Re: Near-death experiences?
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2010, 03:43:08 PM »
Quote from: Peetah on July 19, 2010, 03:40:46 PM
Well in 2007 a year after I moved to Canada. My parents suddenly wanted to go back home. I wanted to stay and we got into a big fight.
So they decided to leave me p.p and I was on the streets for a couple days.
Then my buddy came by and now I live in his house! YAY.

Wow lol that sux >.<
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