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choosing a spouse
« on: May 07, 2010, 06:01:52 AM »
CHOOSIN a SPOUSE   

   
A  man wanted to get married. He was having trouble  choosing among three likely candidates. He gives  each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to  see what they do with the  money.


The  first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy  beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup;  buys several new outfits and dresses up very  nicely for the man. She tells him that she has  done this to be more attractive for him because  she loves him so much.

The  man was impressed.




The  second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She  gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new  gizmos for his computer, and some expensive  clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells  him that she has spent all the money on him  because she loves him so  much.


Again,  the man is  impressed......




The  third invests the money in the stock market. She  earns several times the $5,000. She gives him  back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a  joint account. She tells him that she wants to  save for their future because she loves him so  much.




Obviously,  the man was impressed.




The  man thought for a long time about what each  woman had done with the money he'd given  her.



Then he  married the one with the biggest  tits.


Men  are like that, you  know.


« Last Edit: May 18, 2010, 05:17:08 AM by jimonions »

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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 07:09:51 AM »
lol
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 07:14:55 AM »
FTW!


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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 07:41:54 AM »
That was unexpected.


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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 10:12:54 AM »
LOL EPIC FUCKING LOL

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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 12:39:47 PM »
LOLZ

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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2010, 12:47:26 PM »
LOL

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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2010, 01:09:34 PM »
I'm not like that :/
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2010, 02:51:06 PM »
c-c-c-combo breaker magic.

I get a lot of these lolz from my dad thru email and i can post some of them when i get them on here if you want

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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2010, 07:33:59 PM »
And you have to consider this.
Go near the woman. The do your stuff.
Check her pants. If you see anything bulging out punch the woMAN and run for it. p.p





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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 07:39:20 PM »
*resets combo
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2010, 03:29:11 AM »
TROLOLOLOL
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2010, 04:35:10 AM »
c-c-c-combo breaker magic.

I get a lot of these lolz from my dad thru email and i can post some of them when i get them on here if you want


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FROM YOUR DAD LOL WTF
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2010, 05:30:27 AM »

r-r-r-re c-c-c-combo breaker :D!



FROM YOUR DAD LOL WTF

BWAH, I get like 4 every week, I dont know where he gets them but he obviously has too much spare time, from what i know hes starting a company that sells phones to banks after quiting his other job cus the new boss was a big fag. It looks like he will overtake his older company too.

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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2010, 05:36:05 AM »
LOL, thought he will pick the first one cause she looks better now from the others lawl

Men  are like that, you  know.

I'm not =D  But of-course I won't choose a ugly shit face woman lawl
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