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Entertainment => Funny Stuffz => Topic started by: jimonions on May 07, 2010, 06:01:52 AM
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CHOOSIN a SPOUSE
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed......
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
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lol
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FTW!
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That was unexpected.
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LOL EPIC FUCKING LOL
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LOLZ
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LOL
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I'm not like that :/
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c-c-c-combo breaker magic.
I get a lot of these lolz from my dad thru email and i can post some of them when i get them on here if you want
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And you have to consider this.
Go near the woman. The do your stuff.
Check her pants. If you see anything bulging out punch the woMAN and run for it. p.p
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*resets combo
LULZ
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TROLOLOLOL
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c-c-c-combo breaker magic.
I get a lot of these lolz from my dad thru email and i can post some of them when i get them on here if you want
r-r-r-re c-c-c-combo breaker :D!
FROM YOUR DAD LOL WTF
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r-r-r-re c-c-c-combo breaker :D!
FROM YOUR DAD LOL WTF
BWAH, I get like 4 every week, I dont know where he gets them but he obviously has too much spare time, from what i know hes starting a company that sells phones to banks after quiting his other job cus the new boss was a big fag. It looks like he will overtake his older company too.
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LOL, thought he will pick the first one cause she looks better now from the others lawl
Men are like that, you know.
I'm not =D But of-course I won't choose a ugly shit face woman lawl
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I'd choose the one with the best tits, best ass, best face...
And a pingas, of course.
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I'd choose the one with the best tits, best ass, best face...
And a pingas, of course.
HMmm, i have a chest muscle which makes my men boobs big.
I don't know about my ass. And maybe the best face.
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BUT, either a Shemale or a Gay.
I don't want simple crossdressers.
Womens alsho welcum
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lol arent you guys a little young to be talking about this? p.p
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lol arent you guys a little young to be talking about this? p.p
WHy me.
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lol arent you guys a little young to be talking about this? p.p
Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()
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Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()
sounds dangerous lol im ging to quote my sex ed teacher
Abstinance is the right choice
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Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()
So Bulgaria is just like every other European Country.
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So Bulgaria is just like every other European Country.
Nope its a lot worse... Europe is fine! but bulgaria sux and rules at the same time!
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i have abstinence tattooed above my dick.
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That must hurt, what will your gf say
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i have abstinence tattooed above my dick.
Really... Thats worse than like Dora the explorer tattooed on your dick
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Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()
Lolwut, here in Israel we watch porn at age 8 (everyone except the nerds and girls lol), many of the Israeli's get drunk and start smoking at age 10 and get laid at age 14, though most get drunk on age 16, almost never smoke (or they try at age 16/18) and get laid at age 15-19 =D
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Lolwut, here in Israel we watch porn at age 8 (everyone except the nerds and girls lol), many of the Israeli's get drunk and start smoking at age 10 and get laid at age 14, though most get drunk on age 16, almost never smoke (or they try at age 16/18) and get laid at age 15-19 =D
That's fucked up.
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That's fucked up.
Meh, there are places where it's worse lawl
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One of my best friends almost got layed when he was 11...
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One of my best friends almost got layed when he was 11...
I DID get laid when i was 11*
*Some restrictions may apply
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What restrictions? TELL ME WHAT YOU DID YOUNG MAN!
EDIT: that makes me sound like a pedo, I meant, what were the restrictions? I define laid as getting gina, atleast.
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Wow this thread got epicly de-railed lol, get back on-topic or I'll lock.
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This thread is lol thread or whine about what age you looked at porn and all that shiz i dont want this locked theres lots of interesting stuff on here.
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This thread is lol thread or whine about what age you looked at porn and all that shiz i dont want this locked theres lots of interesting stuff on here.
Ok, I also like it lol so I'll change the thread subject xD
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>:( dont do that
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>:( dont do that
I saw what you did with the title, you see, have won.
I like this thread. It's pretty win.
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Wow this thread got epicly de-railed lol, get back on-topic or I'll lock.
U mean the part that every1 evolved to pedo-tards?
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No me4488 drop it, you see thats how spam gets started.