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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2010, 06:13:29 AM »
I'd choose the one with the best tits, best ass, best face...


And a pingas, of course.
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2010, 09:10:36 PM »
Quote from: Frank on May 08, 2010, 06:13:29 AM
I'd choose the one with the best tits, best ass, best face...


And a pingas, of course.
HMmm, i have a chest muscle which makes my men boobs big.
I don't know about my ass. And maybe the best face.
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2010, 07:47:46 AM »
BUT, either a Shemale or a Gay.

I don't want simple crossdressers.

Womens alsho welcum
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2010, 02:40:36 PM »
lol arent you guys a little young to be talking about this? p.p
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2010, 03:40:53 AM »
Quote from: Peetah on May 12, 2010, 02:40:36 PM
lol arent you guys a little young to be talking about this? p.p
WHy me.
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2010, 12:51:46 PM »
Quote from: Peetah on May 12, 2010, 02:40:36 PM
lol arent you guys a little young to be talking about this? p.p
Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2010, 03:30:53 PM »
Quote from: me4488 on May 14, 2010, 12:51:46 PM
Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()

sounds dangerous lol im ging to quote my sex ed teacher
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Abstinance is the right choice
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2010, 03:33:22 PM »
Quote from: me4488 on May 14, 2010, 12:51:46 PM
Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()
So Bulgaria is just like every other European Country.
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2010, 02:00:20 AM »
Quote from: Don on May 14, 2010, 03:33:22 PM
So Bulgaria is just like every other European Country.
Nope its a lot worse... Europe is fine! but bulgaria sux and rules at the same time!
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2010, 08:42:12 PM »
i have abstinence tattooed above my dick.
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2010, 09:15:22 PM »
That must hurt, what will your gf say
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2010, 09:27:18 PM »
Quote from: carphunter963 on May 15, 2010, 08:42:12 PM
i have abstinence tattooed above my dick.
Really... Thats worse than like Dora the explorer tattooed on your dick
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2010, 08:46:46 AM »
Quote from: me4488 on May 14, 2010, 12:51:46 PM
Nah at bulgaria we go ahead and start watching porn at 12, get drunk at 14 and probably get laid afterward(unfortunately i havent benn lucky enough to hit sum1 yet :'()

Lolwut, here in Israel we watch porn at age 8 (everyone except the nerds and girls lol), many of the Israeli's get drunk and start smoking at age 10 and get laid at age 14, though most get drunk on age 16, almost never smoke (or they try at age 16/18) and get laid at age 15-19 =D
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2010, 04:33:31 AM »
Quote from: ArTIk*BaNAnA on May 16, 2010, 08:46:46 AM
Lolwut, here in Israel we watch porn at age 8 (everyone except the nerds and girls lol), many of the Israeli's get drunk and start smoking at age 10 and get laid at age 14, though most get drunk on age 16, almost never smoke (or they try at age 16/18) and get laid at age 15-19 =D
That's fucked up.
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Re: choosing a spouse
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2010, 08:15:58 AM »
Quote from: «-= Legion =-» on May 17, 2010, 04:33:31 AM
That's fucked up.

Meh, there are places where it's worse lawl
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