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c-c-c-combo breaker magic.

I get a lot of these lolz from my dad thru email and i can post some of them when i get them on here if you want

CHOOSIN a SPOUSE   

   
A  man wanted to get married. He was having trouble  choosing among three likely candidates. He gives  each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to  see what they do with the  money.


The  first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy  beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup;  buys several new outfits and dresses up very  nicely for the man. She tells him that she has  done this to be more attractive for him because  she loves him so much.

The  man was impressed.




The  second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She  gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new  gizmos for his computer, and some expensive  clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells  him that she has spent all the money on him  because she loves him so  much.


Again,  the man is  impressed......




The  third invests the money in the stock market. She  earns several times the $5,000. She gives him  back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a  joint account. She tells him that she wants to  save for their future because she loves him so  much.




Obviously,  the man was impressed.




The  man thought for a long time about what each  woman had done with the money he'd given  her.



Then he  married the one with the biggest  tits.


Men  are like that, you  know.

:p i warned you x??x

i joined flood, they wanted money round. I sed nu and hoot s they become angry feac and x??x kicks me.
my name is BIGUGLYNOOB-={7331}=- for undacover

Goreman98: can we stick with 1 map for the hole night/day where ever u are
.:RND`=- x???x: who wants on my boat?
.:RND`=- x???x: hey biguglyn00b we are money rounding
Profile saved!
[SolidVote] Type votekick <player>, or voteban <player> to initiate a vote kick or ban.
Goreman98: 2 people want to hop on my boat???
.:RND`=- x???x: money round
Goreman98: anyone can hop on
.:RND`=- x???x: no shooting ok
Goreman98: ok
BIGUGLYNOOB-={7331}=-: no
Goreman98: whos
kingstonx333: XD
.:RND`=- x???x: hey
.:RND`=- x???x: no shooting
kingstonx333: oh no
.:RND`=- x???x: my boat
Goreman98: now all i need is a weapon
.:RND`=- x???x: fucking n00b
kingstonx333: LOL
kingstonx333: OI
+$366
+$29
kingstonx333: FK NUB DIE
Goreman98: im not fighting
.:RND`=- x???x: hes a douchebag
Goreman98: get off noob
.:RND`=- x???x: if u shoot 1 more time ur kicked
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kingstonx333: kick nubn
Goreman98: u idiotic retarded homo
[SolidVote] .:RND`=- x???x initiated vote 'Kick player BIGUGLYNOOB-={7331}=-?'
[SolidVote] .:RND`=- x???x voted yes.
[SolidVote] kingstonx333 voted yes.
[SolidVote] crankthat voted yes.
[SolidVote] Goreman98 voted yes.
.:RND`=- x???x: its not
Goreman98: i said yes
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.:RND`=- x???x: its not against the rules
[SolidVote] BIGUGLYNOOB-={7331}=- voted yes.
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : Kicked by vote. You'll have to wait for 5 minutes..
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : Kicked by vote. You'll have to wait for 5 minutes..

Banned by server

Banned by server

Banned by server

Banned by server

Banned by server

steam id:  ".:RND`=- x???x" STEAM_0:1:32148898 08:09 217 0 active
ps. yes i have the bfc2 hands addon ofcourse being a bc2 fan

you just got your respected x??x and your going to lose it just as fast

go into processes then look for the programs named


vrad.exe
or
viss.exe (spell error but youll know)


end them


then resart sdk

Oh ty I was looking for a solution to that annoying problem +1 karma.

*Frank's epic seizure strikes again*

hur hur ty

Down with terror down with terror

It is quite annoying to go to an interesting thread only to see someone has posted somethng short and irrelevant or has derailed the thread already.