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Boneyard / Respected abuse on flood
« on: April 08, 2010, 02:54:22 AM »
got a distress call from Churros that he got banned from flood, so i went there and was emedietly banned by -hg- Thunder-Ninja Kitten

steam ids :
# 161 "$mooth_Criminal" STEAM_0:0:2860036  2:03:14 61 0 active
# 164 "-hg- Thunder-Ninja Kitten" STEAM_0:0:16929618  1:53:11 235 0 active

(smooth criminal might be a problem later on since he voted yes and laughed O.O)

heres a chatlog :p nothing much to see (ps im completebull I canged my name for undercover)


ASS Plugin -> plugins/ass_vote.lua
SWEP (fal) is derived from non existant SWEP (rg_base) - Expect errors!SWEP (deagle50c) is derived from non existant SWEP (rg_base) - Expect errors!Sending 52 'User Info' ConVars to server (cl_spewuserinfoconvars to see)
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
hit surface has no samples
FCVAR_SERVER_CAN_EXECUTE prevented server running command: kill
Redownloading all lightmaps
[SolidVote] -hg- Thunder-Ninja Kitten initiated vote 'Ban player COMPLETEBULL for 60 minutes?'
[SolidVote] $mooth_Criminal voted yes.
[SolidVote] -hg- Thunder-Ninja Kitten voted yes.
Wrote 'screenshots/fm_grass_v30004.jpg':  2.36 MB (1024x768) compresssed (quality 90) to 153.01 KB
*DEAD* COMPLETEBULL: ninja your going to lose respect now
Welcome to .:`=-~rANdOm~`-=:.  -Flood|Tick100|Fast DL- !
To view rules and/or a list of our servers and affiliates, type !rules in chat!
*DEAD* IrradiatedGamer(TLS): im dead lol
-hg- Thunder-Ninja Kitten: Meh
-hg- Thunder-Ninja Kitten: idc
$mooth_Criminal: lolz
Player |^_^<NicOtiN4ik>^_^| has joined the game
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : Banned by vote for 60 minutes..
Disconnect: Kicked by Console : Banned by vote for 60 minutes..

Banned by server

Banned by server

Banned by server

Banned by server

Banned by server


47
Mapping / zs_FEAR_station
« on: April 06, 2010, 04:36:27 AM »
bin working on this map for abut 3 days trying to imitate sleeper's maps with the traps and stuff. Im done so check it out on the server mebe tomoro (April 8 ).

update: retextured and added more stuph. I made sure everything was hl2.








48
General Chat / my rage about my school's principle
« on: April 01, 2010, 12:36:52 AM »
ok so i used to be in the track team for school. I was the best at long jump and 200 meters low hurdles. Now im kicked out by my faggot principle because I failed at French. Im going to rage here.

The new middle school principle is a big fag, when I say fag I really mean fag. Nobody likes him, not even the teachers. He looks and acts like a weasel too.

Im in french class. i used to be taking japanese but for 6 years I stayed in lvl1. This has convinced me that i have some language impairment, however thas not the case with my english which is very good. i finish books in 2 days.(im totally dismissing any use of colorful sentances here because im ranting and just saying whatever is on my mind). Anyway 2 years ago I changed to french class and ever since then my life has turned into a big puddle of worthless shit. I did even worse in french than japaese.

There have been complaints from all m french teachers saing tha i dont put in effort and all that crap. I jus tr doing the work like in other classes but it doesnt seem to pay off. Yous see there are some really smart kids in our class tha somehow remember every single dam line of text they read leaving lots of other people behind struggling with simple stuff like je'mappel gtfo (only 1 french class for each grade see?)

so basically ive given up on french leaving me with an f and unsatisfactory effort. Today he called me into his big open office which is like right next to the middle school lounge -_- and said my french was bad yap yap yap and then hes kicking me out of track and forcing me to come early to school for extra fucking french with him. this is completely insane and the most completely useless and irrelevnt way to deal with aproble like this.

im done

ps. fuk you mr. principle and your fat wife
pps. this isnt the first time hes done some blatant stupid shit like this to me and others.

50
Music / soilwork - distortion sleep
« on: March 27, 2010, 10:50:53 PM »
i like all genres but this song is what I like to play when I feel down

Soilwork - Distortion Sleep [HQ and lyrics]

51
Mapping / plugs easy + advanced(tutorial)
« on: March 27, 2010, 06:53:59 PM »
in this tutorial ill be showing how to make an advanced plug system and an easy trigger for certain objects. for simple one skip all the first stuph.

and this is my conclusion, dont try to do this you will screw something up and get all pissy, heres the vmf. You can use this counter for whatever your doing but not the building. you can use the fence if you want but  I wouldnt recommend it since it takes along time to compile even for short maps like this.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9MMDAX4V


heres what it looks like


with this math_counter entity you can choose whatever you want to happen when all 3 plugs are in. mine an alarm sounds and the lol sign rises 500 inches into the air.




Simple Trigger With Filter
this is a smple one, very easy to do. firs mae a doll or melon it doesn rly matter but for this one were using a doll. name it stupid_baby_doll.


next make a trigger box with the trigger texture applied. tie it to trigger_multiple entity.


put this output in
 on start touch/ stupid_baby_doll_filter/ Test activator/


make sure only physics objects is tagged in the flags tab.


place a filter_activator_name and give it the following options.
name: stupid_baby_doll_filter
filter name: stupid_baby_doll


put in this output
onpass/ lol_sign_durp/ open


name the sign lol_sign_durp


make sure nothing is checked in the flags tab.


and there you have it. Ingame only that doll will trigger the sign. nothing else will, even another doll.


or a melon...


have fun hope this tut halped. +1 cheer if you liked this!

52
Funny Stuffz / epic roll
« on: March 27, 2010, 07:12:30 AM »
http://images.4chan.org/f/src/Epicroll.swf
watch

o dam the link isnt working sry and nvm guys :(
whats odd is that this is a direct link.

53
Mapping / shadow problem fix (tutorial)
« on: March 26, 2010, 08:01:05 AM »
some of you mappers may have noticed that your prop shadows may be upside down, its very simple to fix and ill show you how.

Ive mad a map just for this so here are pics, in this first one you can see the light_environment for the militia_hdr skybox(note these settings are correct)
heres the lnik to the valve skytexture list where you can find all skybox textures and recommended lighting for them.
http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Sky_List



here is the bad shadow_control, the pitch is a negative making your shadows go up instead of down :(



Ingame



now here is the correctway, for the pitch (-60) just get rid of the negtive then hit apply. so now it should be 60. voila, your shadows look amazing.



Ingame



This concludes of my tutorial for making you shadows look nice. I bet i know what your thinking ":O why fence and grateshadow look realistic?"

You can do that by placing blocklights precisely and tuning down the lightmap scale all the way down to one. ??? However thats another tutorial. kthxbye.
+1 cheer if you like this!

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Mapping / zs_Dying-Refinery
« on: March 26, 2010, 03:04:47 AM »
ok i had requests in the past for explosions and destruction and i fail at that stuff but ive been playing around with dmm walls and stuff and i figure i could make a decent zs map. if you want to see this in slow motion
enable cheats (sv_cheats 1)
host_timescale [1.00 ~ 0.01]

all pics http://picasaweb.google.com/112749119891313313688/Zs_idontknowwhattocallthismaprightnow#

HEADPHONES SOUND AWESOME USE IF YOU GOT THEM
also the explosion radius is so big it affects almost everywhere outside, hide in a building or put on god mode.

heres some pictures of an explosam smokestack!






im looking forward to seeing how much beauty the source engine can put into destroying stuff, and sending mingies and nubs flying high into the air with their asses on fire.

this is wha the map will look like from outside, notice 3d skybox ftw



added exploding wall into big warehouse (note the logpile suspended by ropes from the crane swings with the impact!)





plank of DEATH


walk under here and these barrels ignite and fall on you


good old freaky corridors (watch your step)



55
Funny Stuffz / suicide mouse
« on: March 25, 2010, 06:52:06 AM »
this is a must watch. its said to be the first animation with mickey mouse. it gave me nightmares. watch.

suicide mouse

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Funny Stuffz / scary clip? you decide
« on: March 21, 2010, 08:36:48 PM »
well theres no scary section lol so ill just post this here watch the movie and post what you think about it, idc if you say this was a waste of 5 min or was totally stupid.
SONEE: Scary Clip

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Funny Stuffz / i love blues clues
« on: March 21, 2010, 05:15:18 AM »
just some funny blues clues stuff. couldnt get the really good one because it was removed or sumthin but oh well these are pretty funny... if youve got a weird taste of humor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PUoCqJw_dM#movie_player

turn your sound down on this one, a lot
It's a Letter From Our Friends!

Blue's Clues - Steve Gets Rick Rolled

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Mapping / zs_fort_advanced_snowy.
« on: March 20, 2010, 08:31:12 AM »
I did this in one day. This map is basically zs_fort buti remade it so that its...different. special thx to maverick (ps your names in the map too).





http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=94146


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Funny Stuffz / we be having funzor timez in zs, so where are you?
« on: March 19, 2010, 08:03:00 AM »
ill post funny stuffs i sees in here on servers.


me, underdog, dc, and prox. underdog is turtle!

back in bussines... the good old days are back





do this to every afk guy on the server


Mr. Franklin on MY TOWER


Mic Spam Gmod

Gmod Zombie Survival annoying gravity barrel

mic spamming in gmod flood mod

more mic spamming in gmod (until someone gets kicked)

8 year old kid getting griefed

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General Chat / fun froggy is froggy
« on: March 19, 2010, 12:14:15 AM »
this is my froggy. he died sometime ago. i felt like posting something. if you want to know how he died you dont have to. all im going to say is that my mother is extremely old and her senses are going and thats part of how he died. (ps. i was taking care of him until she decided she knew better)

froggy

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