Some of you might have seen this but even my mother could care less

enjoy having a deliberating brain disease and a concussion from this horrendous mentality too graphic to explain.
A Random Day 3

Frog vs. Roomba

kittens riding vacuum

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it's a scary flash game, I myself haven't tried it out but you guys can. I've only seen playthroughs on YouTube but I would suggest doing this on your own first for maximum enjoyment

My disk drive has crashed out on me. I cannot start it up and i havnt backed up anything so that means any wip maps i have been working on are lost. I can continue but it sucks to have lost so much hard work. gm dust wont be finished. I wont be on the servers for maybe a long time until i can get a new pc.

Thank you for your understanding.

























it really sucks, but i cant be too bothered by it cus now i can prob get  better newer comp tan my older one, one that doesnt shit bricks every time i do something on it.

REMEMBER FOLKS...THESE ARE OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS....THEY CAN NOT LEAD, CAN NOT FOLLOW, AND CAN NOT GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY....FLUSH THE TOILET AT ELECTION TIME.....

We vote for these people..

Excerpts from an Airline Ticket Agent

An airport ticket agency offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble!

 

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

 

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in  Massachusetts .''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in  Massachusetts , Capetown is in  Africa '' his response -- click.

 

3. A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a  Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since  Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and  Florida is a very thin state!'' (OMG)

 

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see  England from  Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)



5. An aide for a cabinet member(Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in  Dallas . I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in  Dallas . When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard  Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

 

6. An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky)  called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from  Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to  Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that  Michigan was an hour ahead of  Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

 

7. A  New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

he replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for  Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage.

 

8.  A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to  Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to  California and then take the train to  Hawaii ?''

 

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright (D) from  Ala who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

 

10. Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) called and said, ''I need to fly to  Pepsi-Cola ,  Florida .. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to  Pensacola ,  FL on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

 

11. Mary Landrieu (D) La. Senator called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to  China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to  China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

 

12. A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from  Chicago to Rhino,  New York ..''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of  New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean  Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''



 

Now you know why the Government is in the shape that it's in!

   

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.

Coolz fix? Player collision isnt bugged anymore so its playable.

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