lol, they don't have any proof, since i was lying about the whole thing *.* hehe anyways, i don't like cats, and dont even have one.

OK, so there i was, picking at my zits in the mirror. My brother comes in, says, THE CAT IS SHITTING ON UR BED. Im like, yeah right, because he always pulls these jokes. And, you guys know about the 300,000 volt taser i got right? Well now you do. So i walk into the room put on the lights, and there is the cat. Hes taking a shit on my top blanket, looking me straight in the eyes, with his ears back. Hes like, IM SHITTIN ON UR BED BITCH WATTYA GUNNA DO ABOUT IT?? So, ive been carrying around this taser because I like it so much. So i start talkin gin agentle voice, walk up to him, PUT THE TASER RIGHT ON HIS NECK, AND LET HIM HAVE A 2 SECOND BLAST!!! LMFAOOOO HE DID A TRIPLE GOAT JUMP, AND RAN OUT OF THE ROOM SOOO FUCKING FAST!!!! IT WAS HILARIOUS!! The good thing about it is that the taser makes ur muscles contract, so his butthole puckered up prevented spillage all around my room. Man, that was so fucking funny. hehe. im all wired now lol. man fucking cat shit is a bitch to clean up, especially the soupy type.

BTW, im not usually violent with cats or anyother animals lol, but tasers are non lethal, and he deserved it. He scratched my eye lid that morning.... it still hurts.

Yeah, IDK why he cant post this, but he got banned from the flood server. His steam is
#  2 "{N.S.M}T?XIIC V??IIT" UNKNOWN 01:17 25 0 active loopback
It might be because his ID is unkown... but idk.
He doesn't know why.

He liked the server. Just wondering wat the reason is so he can stop nagging me.

Have you ever thought about 2012? What is going

to happen? I have. And that got me thinking. In this next paragraph, I am going

to tell you what I think about it.

   Ok, I have read books that say there is going to be a huge solar flare. I

have read books that think there is going to be a huge magnetic field that will

cause us to kill each other. That one might have merit, since places that are

crazy, EG Iraq, have high magnetic fields. Places that are normal, to us, have

low magnetic fields. So what will happen when the magnetic fields reverse, or

get stronger? Well, the first one, if the magnetic poles reverse, two things could

happen. GPS won't work, south will point to north, all electronics won't work, we

start over from gas engines, nothing that has electronics. Until we repair them.

The second thing that might happen, if magnetic poles reverse, is the

doomsday. They reverse, and the crust reverses. So, all of the earths top crust

starts to move. A HUGE EARTHQUAKE!! And don't think this won't happen. It

might, it might not. The Aztecs predected the earth will end by earthquakes in

2012. The bible predicts it will end in fire. Mabye lava? Magnetic shifts have

happened before. It has been proven. And, we are way overdue for one. Mabye

the solar flare, sending off massive amounts of radiation and magnetic fields,

will help us along? The solar flare is predicted in 2012. There is too many

possibilities for something not to happen. OK, now think if nothing does happen.

Alot of people believe something will happen. People will be like, OH WELL ILL

GO ON A KILLING SPREE, ROBBING SPREE, ETC ETC. The cops will be home with

they're families, and if they aren't they will be busy with other people. Marshal

Law will be enacted, allowing the goverment to take over. But not in time. That

will take a couple of days, at least. Then the troops have to move in, etc. BUY

GUNS, AND WEAPONS!! 22. rifles are the best for survival. They can take down a

deer, humans, ammo is easy to find. People are buying alot of ammo. 22. ammo

at walmart is almost always sold out. BUY UP WHILE YOU CAN!! People will be

robbing, killing. Another thing, get out of the City. Go out into the desert, etc,

near water preferably, camp for a couple of days. If nothing happens, you miss

the riots, looting, and most likely getting hurt. Nothing lost. Go to where there

is not alot of people. People always fuck up. Its called mob mentality, when

people are in large crowds, one guy takes it to the next level, throwing a rock,

everybody else starts. One guy starts shooting, everybody that has guns start

shooting. President Obama is also scheduled to be de elected in 2012, and

based on his current polls he won't be getting reelected. He will take advantage

of Marshall Law, taking control and being in office longer. He has KNOWN ties to

extremists, terrorist funders, and a preacher that thinks America is bad, and that

Jesus was black. He has been going to that church for 20 years!! You don't go to

a church for that long if you don't believe what they are preaching. Well that

ends my rant until I can find some more stuff to rant about.

LOL LOOK AT MA BOAT!! It was awsome until Master RPGed it when he was on it... fucker. Anyway, LOOK HOW BIG IT IS!! IF YOU PLAY FLOOD, I GOT THIS COMPLETED IN 1 ROUND!!



and wtf it resized it.

heres better link

edit: fixed tags + embedded -coolz

Yeah, I was wondering, and alot of other ppl where, and im going to make a topic so I can link other people to it. The rules on flood.
1, CAN YOU GET ON SOMEBODY BOAT AND START SHOOTING IT?? THIS IS SO ANNOYING. I have votekicked people for doing it... just wondering if thats ok.
2. If its your boat, its your rules. If somebody is on that you don't want on, and they won't get off, can you votekick them?
3. Money rounds... I would have to votekick everysingle person in the room. So, yeah i go along with it I admit, but I usually try and get people to jump if there is people dead waiting to spawn.
4. can you make towers?
5. If there is more than 1 people  on a boat, as always with my boats lol, and you kill everybody else, and the people won't jump, I can votekick them right? after I jump of course.
6. if somebody accidently glitches, and doesn't disconnect\reconnect, or type kill in console, and doesnt know how, we can kick him, right?

thats all I want to know, if anybody else wants to know anything, post in here ill add it to the questions.

THE ADMIN SAYS

1. As of now YES
2. As of now NO
3. As of now NO
4. As of now YES
5. As of now REFER #3
6. As of now YES

wazup boat sinker

Yeah, hes a good player. He makes cool boats, and never fucks with people or minges them.